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Humor, happiness, talking about mood phrases

If you are in pain, don't drink water, or you will get dirty. I have arranged some humorous and happy mood phrases for you.

1, life is in vain without struggle, and life is boring without suffering.

2. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it's time to pretend.

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

6. I just like the way you look at me and can't get rid of me.

7. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

8. I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.

9. What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.

10, to marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make a circular arc, and to be a person is best to be Qiao Feng, and to get mixed up with Wei Xiaobao.

1 1, the United States will be convinced. If you refuse to accept it again, your account will become a pig!

12, the phone has been dropped so many times, but I think my height saved it.

13, too lazy to introduce you to others, just say you are mine. 14. It thundered yesterday. I miss you so much. I wonder if you were killed by lightning.

15, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

16, I want to be your heart in the next life, at least I will die if I don't jump.

17 You asked me to answer questions on the blackboard only because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

18, singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood. 60. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

19, think twice before you do anything stupid. Because sloppy actions and words are despicable characteristics.

20. Being good-looking is called eating goods. Not good-looking, can only be called useless.

2 1, as old as a flower, has grown into a fleshy one.

22. I always think of you again and again on this night.

23, a lot of things, between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.

24, you are not a palette, give me less color to see see! 25. During the day, the night is pressed on the bed, and the sun is born.

26. It is very cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

27. Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

28. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

29. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

30. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

3 1, pretending to be a city dweller, now the earth is called a village.

32. The society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall its system.

33. God is fair. He makes others happy, but also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

34. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

35. When you are in love, 250 brains add Lin Daiyu's heart.

Do you like these humorous and happy mood phrases? I like collecting them quickly. They are all good sentences.