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Classic Quotations: Life is not only about the present, but also about the distance.

Classic Quotations: Life is not only about the present, but also about the distance.

2. I often hear people say: I hope he/she has something to say to his/her face and don't hurt people behind his/her back. Some people believe it, but in fact, my practice has proved that speaking ill of others in person will make them very angry and embarrassed. So slander others must be behind their backs.

3. The world is like this. While the poor children are still wondering whether they can spend a few more dollars to add a piece of meat to the school lunch, the rich children have already driven a good car to the Yellow Crane Tower in Greater China to smoke and throw it away. However, the only thing that is fortunate is that life has never stopped the upward path of Phoenix men. Although it is very narrow, just like thousands of horses crossing a wooden bridge, there are always a group of children from humble origins who can build a big country for their children.

If your friends are so happy every day, they won't take photos and send them to their friends.

When people ask about you, you will tell them the whole story. You think this is talkative and enthusiastic, but in fact this is loneliness.

6. When one thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

7. Life is not only about the present, but also about the distance.

Sociologists' research shows that in Gao Shuai, ugly men with no money are no more reliable than rich men. The other half of ordinary people's marriage actually doesn't appreciate themselves, but can't find a better person. They really appreciate what they like, and there are others. Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you forever.

9. When I came to the front of my alma mater and watched couples pass by, I couldn't help thinking of my school days. At that time, I stood here alone and watched couples pass by.

10, you accomplished nothing when you were young; Sometimes you feel sorry for yourself, decadent and degenerate, and sometimes you work hard to manage relationships, but life has not improved until you are 30 years old. Hearing this, he asked excitedly, what about after thirty? Is there a turning point? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: You get used to it after you are thirty.

1 1, someone on Quora asked: What is the saddest thing you have encountered recently? The most supportive answer is as follows: I lost my email password, and my security question was set when I first opened my email: What do you want to be when you grow up? But now I can't remember the original answer anyway.

12, while gnawing at the chicken legs and breasts of the soul, the social elite brought us chicken soup for the soul, saying that the value of life lies not in how much money you earn, nor in whether it is beautiful externally. In fact, isn't the value of life reflected in how much money you earn and how beautiful you look?

13, some people feel that they are not young and immature. In fact, you have matured, and maturity is like this.

14, problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

15, excellent and happy people like to be spoiled and tell others that nothing is good here or there. Some people take it seriously and think that others cry in BMW every day.

16, when you really have such a big event in life, you will know that your previous sadness in the middle of the night was bullshit.

17, you think you touched the earth, but in fact you just warmed yourself.

18, the so-called ideal of life is to support your desire to get through boredom and pain every day and finally fail to realize it. With it, there is endless emptiness and pain before death; I can't live in my life without it.

The classical philosophy about the growth of youth life holds that life is not only the present, but also poetry and distance.

1. Life is not just the present, but also poetry and distance. You came into this world with your bare hands and despaired of Na Pianhai.

2. Flowers bloom and fall in youth, which makes me tired without regret. The rain and snow in the four seasons make me enchanted but haggard. The gentle wind gently dreams of the morning light, the faint clouds, the faint tears, and the light every year.

3. Many people can't sort out their thoughts and desires. Ideally, I'll be happy when I think about it. Desire is miserable when you think about it!

You hold a flower and wait for someone to take you wandering.

5. The loss of youth comes from your youth who has no desire and no desire, and dies on your hopeless mountain. Yesterday has passed, the road ahead is far away, and a song has been abandoned for four seasons. I have committed myself to being awake and caught off guard.

6. The street that knows you and me best is already a ramp for people to go to the sunset.

7. Everyone stood at the window and looked at the world. Some people only see the mirror, while others can't see their fingers.

8. You are a star, and I am the person next to you. My whole trajectory is influenced by you. Even if one day you go out and become dark matter, you still affect my trajectory. Your appearance will change my track forever, no matter where you are.

9. Growth is a balance between longing and nostalgia. When it falls, what kind of sound should be used to comfort those nights that have lost the moonlight?

10. One day I will lose light and heat and come back to you after cooling. At that time, we were all in the distance, not dazzling, not decadent, silently facing each other, waiting for the day of each year, passing you by.

1 1. We will be defeated by life sooner or later, but how long will you persist in the second half? When the substitution quota runs out and the physical strength runs out, life will eventually beat you. So when you have the ability, you must kick life hard. Because life will never spare you because you are timid and have accomplished nothing.

12. Even if there are thousands of scenery tomorrow, we won't be together at this moment.

13. Within one year, everyone was born, most of them died again, and all the ups and downs were in the air, which made people cry.

14. Everyone has the right to choose their own growth path, whether surfing the Internet or watching TV or reading. Even if you don't read books, you can grow up as long as you have the ability to think independently, as long as you walk on your legs and have the ability to screen information online.

15. The best reward I can think of is that when I grow up, I will make the cold rivers and lakes warm like you.

16. The mountain wind blows like a lifetime ago. I like these simple and clear people who hate evil.

Interesting talk in QQ space: Life is not only now, but also the invitation of old love.

1. In October, be a simple pig, peaceful and persistent, modest and fearless, and bow to your favorite cabbage. 2. The teacher asked: When will the chrysanthemums bloom? Xiaoming: When you go to the toilet to shit. 3. Leader: Hello everyone, I am the leader of the school management department. My surname is Chang. You can call me a regular manager! Let's welcome the president of the student union to arrange work! President of Student Union: Hello everyone! Our main job is daily management. 4. You are special. You know, you are a pig sent to me by heaven, the cutest pig in the world. I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable. My boyfriend is tall, handsome and has a nice voice. Being taller than me is good for me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek and hasn't appeared yet. 7. I officially announced that I would take off the order and start wearing two pieces. 8. I didn't have nothing, but I was sick. 9. Hello, Dad. What is it, son? My living expenses this month. . Oh, how much! Just, 1 100 million, right? Why is it so little this month? I want to experience the life of ordinary people. Well, it's my son, ambitious! 10. I quarreled with my wife today. She ran away from home in a rage and didn't come back at night, so she went to her mother-in-law's house to look for it. I didn't see anyone when I walked into the room. My mother-in-law asked what was going on, and I said we had a fight. My mother-in-law said, I'll call you and ask where she is. I dialed my mother-in-law's phone and put it on the speaker. As soon as the phone was connected, I listened to the other end and said, honey, I was wrong. Today is my fault. I'm staying at my mother's house tonight, spending the day with my mother and coming back tomorrow. Me: 1 1. Last time I mistakenly transferred 900 to a stranger, when I came back countless times, the other party didn't reply. Just when I was disappointed, the other party replied: You give up! I won't pay you back a dime! I suddenly flew into a rage and was ready to swear, but the other party turned 899.9 yuan and he really didn't pay me back a dime. This man really touched me. QQ space interesting talk sharing. 12. Last year, I went to buy a hot water kettle. The original price is 45. I think it's expensive, so I keep cutting it, from 45 to 42, to 40, to 38. Finally, the boss refused to sell. Then I kept yelling at the store. The boss couldn't take it anymore, so he took care of other customers. I took the kettle and ran away when the boss wasn't looking. 13. I have never understood why Tie Guai Li's medicine gourd and the Eight Immortals who traveled across the ocean can cure all the incurable diseases in the world, but why can't he cure his lame! ? 14. My boyfriend accidentally fell down while climbing the mountain. The doctor said that if you don't pay attention to exercise now, you may be lame when you get old. I was afraid that he would be sad and said, I will be your wheelchair in the future. He is anxious: I am lame and you still rob my wheelchair? I watched it at home the other day and entered science. A person can suck a lot of blood from any part of his body and there is no wound. I am curious. After watching it for two hours, I didn't even dare to change the channel. My friend asked me out to play, and I want to know the reason and the result. . . His gums are bleeding! ! ! Shit! 16. On the bus, a father was holding a little girl. Lori was reciting an ancient poem when she read: At noon on the day of weeding, the mine was buried with soil. Dad went over and blew it to 250. The whole car is laughing! 17. Meng Jiangnv learned that her husband was exhausted while repairing the Great Wall, and his bones were buried in the Great Wall. She was sad because she didn't see her husband for the last time. She patted the Great Wall and shouted, Which mining technology is better? ! 18. Life is not just the present, but also the invitation of old love. 19. Master Kong, a real environmental protection enterprise, sells more than 100 million braised beef noodles and only needs to kill one cow. 20. Today, I asked my next-door neighbor: Lao Wang, I always feel that my wife is looking at others. Do you think this will really happen? Lao Wang: Absolutely not. Your wife has a mole three inches below her chest and three inches above her navel. It's called a loyal mole, so she won't have an affair. Me: Oh, I'm relieved. 2 1. Doctor: Your X-ray shows that your rib is broken. Patient: What should we do, doctor? Doctor: Nothing, I have fixed it for you with ps. 22. I can finally go to the Internet cafe on holiday today, so I ordered a glass of water and opened the karaoke bar in the Internet cafe. I ordered one of my favorite free songs, and I'm going to put on headphones to enjoy it. . . Why did the whole Internet cafe go to the bar and ask what date this song was ordered? Do you want to steal my song list? Hot-blooded brothers said: Youth is not only a struggle, but also poetry and distance, beer and brothers.

1 Someone asked me what youth is? Youth is when you are most heartless and have no desire, and there are a group of people around you. There are people in this group who love you, people who want to hit you, and people who may never have anything to do with your life. But because of such a group of people, they formed a noisy and dreamy youth party with you. This party is full of vigor and vitality.

I'm too lazy to think about what I will be like in ten years. I only care about myself in ten years. What do you think of me now?

Youth is not only a matter of getting along, but also poetry and distance, beer and brothers.

Life is not an examination question, and there will never be a printed standard answer.

I took so many exams that I didn't expect to leave home. There is no spring and autumn in my hometown, only winter and summer come and go in a hurry.

Meeting the right person at the wrong time is doomed to failure in the end.

Show love is to rehabilitate the lonely life before.

8 "The world-at our feet."

"I think you just don't grow up."

I don't care what I will be like in ten years, I only care what I will think of myself in ten years.

10 deliberately did not pull out the thorn in his chest, but stayed where he was, not because he relied on her, but because he missed her.

1 1 forever fucking, let's talk about a vigorous love!