Tell me more about acting.

Now the exam, the most profitable is the mobile company.

Being in the right place at the right time is the key for a hero to save America.

I will devote myself to my study in the future. If it has nothing to do with my study, don't tell me!

Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

Life is like poop, and we revel in it like dung beetles.

China people have two characteristics: first, they don't like telling the truth; Second, I don't want to hear the truth.

Comfort others, after all, can't comfort yourself.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

Some people, death doesn't matter to me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book, but he didn't finish it.

I called my date and she answered.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

A person walking on a noisy road, messy footsteps telling my loneliness.

The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

Hello, the number you dialed is out of service, please redial in the next life.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

Fall, get up and cry, work hard and live for yourself!

My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

I don't want to run three, but I haven't run two yet!

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters were like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

I really want to strangle my soft-hearted self!

People have many excuses. What is the real problem?

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, even if you are ugly, you have to fall in love. In the world, it is all love.

There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?

I love you so much that you will die if you love me.

Tut tut, girl, fools can't come back to life.

Internet cafes tell us that time is money.

You are welcome to come into this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

If the sun does not come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

Life is like showing a movie. Maybe it will buffer the failure.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

The most funny sentence popular in our class: "Boss, there is wood and sprite, give me a bottle of coke!" "

I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

Every man must take one more good thing with him so as not to leave a message for a woman.

I can't believe I'm ugly. I'm calling the police!

A man with rich love history is called romantic, and a woman with rich love history is called Sao.

When you are in love, promise to get married again in your next life; After marriage, I often doubt that I have built a doomed love in my last life.

Recently, it's really getting warmer and warmer to wear cotton-padded jackets, and it's getting colder and colder to wear T-shirts, so people are not allowed to wear them.

Women like bad boys, not bad boys.

One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.

There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

I have done what I should and shouldn't do, but if it still doesn't work, I won't force it.

Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.

Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.

I will arrive in five minutes. If not, please read this message again.

Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.

You look "please come and scold me".

Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

Big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!

Finally, I got up the courage to send her a short message to express my love. Three minutes later, the class teacher called: "Son, this is no joke."

Love is a road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

I also want to buy an ipad. College students know how to donate sperm, and high school students can only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education!

I don't want to run three, but I don't have enough money to run two.

1, society has style, brothers have style, and brothers are not the object of your imitation.

I'm just a flower of my motherland, and I can't stand your destruction. ...

3. No matter how good the acting is. After all, you can't fool the audience.

4. Women are tigers. Wild animals must be protected.

5, awesome, cool, you can go home and farm.

I gave you dignity, but where did you put it?

7. It's good to know what you are.

8. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

9. I didn't miss it, only when it was wrong.

10, people who used to be more naive than me are now more mature than me.

1 1, the story of the stone tells us that everything you really love is finally scattered, and everything you mix and match is finally reunited.

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

13, patroness, please don't wander in front of the poor monk, or the Buddha will not let you go.

14, I still remember chatting with you until there was nothing to say ~ I will pull you to say that there are stars! Ha ha laugh

15, Jobs took a bite of an apple and the world went crazy. Let me have a taste!

16, I know your heart is full of me, I'm so fucking worried, I wish you happiness!

17, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper. Sad sentence

18, raise a glass and get drunk, drink snow and be at a loss for another year.

19, it's autumn, no one will knit me a scarf, buy one yourself.

20. You will never understand my sadness, just as you will never understand the darkness of day and night.

2 1, at the end of the world, I realized it was too late.

22. How many people click on their own space with me again and again, and then go in and close it.

23. How many people, like me, will cry for no reason?

Dear, I am your sunshine. If you don't put on cream, I will kill you sooner or later.

25. At this age, the only thing you can't hold is chopsticks. "

26. My kindness to you means nothing.

27. I once believed that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope not to turn my life into a case. "

28. If I am ugly, I will stand aside.

Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

30. People who cheat are people who will believe you. So, there is a white lie.

3 1. When I am angry, I feel that there are still such cheap people in the world. When you calm down, you will find "I was wrong"

32, don't want to run three, not enough two!

33. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot!

34. Homework. Let's break up. I find that we are not suitable.

I haven't loved you enough, and I don't want to leave like this.

1, sometimes letting go is not to stop love, but to give each other a relief.

Missing is the only thing on earth that goes against gravity.

If life is just like the first time, don't be sentimental. Say goodbye, maybe I will never see you again …

It will be dark but bright, although it will be reunited in different places.

Your exhortations at other times have a far-reaching voice in my heart, emitting a delicate fragrance like orchids.

6. Don't treat me like an extra person. I don't love you enough to leave like this.

7, good dreams, easy to get drunk, just tourists; Life is too short to leave, just passing by; Acacia tears, prompting people to be disabled, just watching.

Aren't you afraid that time will bury all my deep feelings?

9. Don't let other people's opinions drown out your inner voice. The most important thing is to have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

10, just want to leave my excuse.

1 1, our love was yesterday, but it has become the past.

12, the future belongs to those who strive to realize the prophecy.

13, obviously injured but always trying to be brave.

14, I'm not crazy. It's never normal

15, another name for strength is the miracle of perseverance, and another name is the struggle of youth.

Tell me about people in their thirties.

Tell me about people in their thirties.

I saw many friends' blessings this morning. Thank you. I am very happy. I saw yesterday's 19 become today's 20, so I really went to the third grade! Yesterday, I was also very happy. Maritime students came to see me outside and went for a walk at the seaside of the doctor. Another dog followed us all the way, two dogs. This is a beautiful and harmonious picture.

Second, it's the first time I've washed my mother's clothes since I was so big. She was so excited that she said that my daughter had really grown up. Oh, mom, I'm in grade three. I'm ashamed!

Third, hey. Originally, I wanted to play a joke on my sister, who will be in the third grade in two or three years. As a result, she replied that you are similar, but far from it. It's just that the years have passed so fast. I'm not really afraid of getting old, but I'm afraid of fine lines appearing quietly in the mirror and collagen loss after two or three years. I'm really afraid of getting old. There are too many things to worry about.

Fourth, how rich the heart should be in order not to get a little warmth and worry. It's hopeless to take friendship so seriously in my junior year.

I'm almost a senior three, and I can do nothing but love haha and dance. Oh, great! I can still fly!

6. I really don't want this day to come, because I'm really going to grade three, so I hope this day will be the most ordinary day in my life. Hello, 25 years old!

Seven, I suddenly realized that I was really in Grade Three. It's really scary. Many wishes have not come true, many dreams have not come true, and many of you and I have not met! There are still seven months before I officially enter the third year ~ I am a little inexplicably sad. I vowed to marry myself at the age of 30, but I didn't know it was a very simple thing until I was 30. Whatever, life is too short, I can cherish it! Cherish the present and move forward hand in hand!

Sadly, I have started to enter Grade Three this year, but my best friend of the opposite sex is only that one.

Nine, ah, the happiness of being loved, you should have children as soon as possible. If you don't have a husband, you should go to the hospital to be a test-tube baby as soon as possible, so that you can enjoy happiness and being loved as soon as possible. Now you regret that you are almost thirty years old and know the word happiness. Those years were wasted. If only you were only 20 years old now, I hope time will pass more and more slowly, and I want more time to enjoy happiness.

10. Suddenly I found myself really happy. My parents regard me as a little princess. Although I'm almost a senior three, my brother will just care. Although my husband has not had a decent job so far, he is very considerate to me. With my lucky baby, how can I be unhappy?

Eleven, to sing, and ordered a lot of unwanted songs that were popular in high school, which was a collective nostalgia. Suddenly I feel that I am in my thirties before I know it. Where is the song? Are all our lost youth.

Twelve, I used to think that it is necessary for girls to be men and have a few good friends of the opposite sex. But with the growth of age, I still think girls should be gentle and not mix with men all day. I didn't realize my gender when I was in senior three, which is the sorrow of life. Although I haven't seen you, it's enough to know you from the side. None of this means that you have a good personality, but that you are lewd enough. To Beach.

Thirteen, how time flies! It's almost three in the blink of an eye. I hope this decade can live up to it again! I feel calm, good night!

At this time of fourteen or three years, my sister will be a senior three! At this time 27 years ago, mother, you worked hard!

15. Horse-drawn garbage truck This is the same person when I was about three or four years old. Now I'm a junior. I think that horse must have been changed.

Sixteen, after so many years, you will still say that sentence: you are so cute! Seriously, are you in the third year? Can cuteness be used on me? I am in a trance.

Seventeen, eighty or twenty years old. Oh, I'm in my thirties. This day is worth remembering. Needless to say, a thousand words can be summed up in one sentence: Happy birthday to Heirui. It is my greatest luck to have friends to help me on the road of life. Hey: Hello, old classmate.

18. I have been running for three years, and I have been running for three years. It's been so pitted recently. It's been so pitted recently. Junior high school students are poisonous. Junior high school students are poisonous. Junior high school students are poisonous. Uncle is so annoying. Uncle is so annoying.

19 and 25 birthdays passed like this. When I was a teenager, 25 was a common number for me. When I was in my early twenties, 25 seemed to be on my lips, but it was far away. At the age of 24, I laughed at myself as a mistress, but I still thought I was a naive, kind, harmless and invincible girl. Now, I am really 25 years old, and I feel that I am only a few days away from 30 years old. Have I grown up? Grow up.

Today is my thirtieth birthday. How time flies! How fast! I'm in my third year. But I still accomplished nothing, alas, is this life like this?

Twenty-one, heartache wakes up. Is never giving up everything? Just muddling along every day? What does this dream remind me of, or is this what I care about most? Hey. It's better to decide early. I am a senior three, and I have only a few years to decide my future state and life. Go on living when you are sick.

Don't fantasize about your flower sea. In fact, the sentence "I'm afraid that a rose is enough to teach people to enjoy love alone" is beautifully written, but I'm in the third year of high school, not to mention flowers, and I haven't even confiscated grass. I finally went to play a single date, but I still couldn't participate, so I had to sit in the corner and drink alone. Isn't it fun outside? How to hide yourself? He put a rose in my glass, and in an instant I said to myself: If you are cheated, indulge yourself.

Twenty-three, I feel that there are fewer and fewer financial predators in the circle of friends, which means that everyone really wants to be in the third year.

Twenty-four, I have to admit that time flies. In an instant, half of the university has passed, and it has been a year. Don't say you don't want to miss it, but you can't help thinking about it. After all, it means something to me. We've all changed. We're not who we used to be. I can tease, pick up girls, be cheeky, and do things I don't like. Isn't life like this? Isn't that what growth is all about?

Twenty-five years old, twenty-five years old. On the most beautiful April day, I really started my third year of running. The burden on me is getting heavier and heavier, and fewer and fewer friends understand me. May you be strong and healthy.

Twenty-six, accidentally arrived at twenty-four, and it was time to run for three. The year of birth in graduation season is also an adventure in life. The ark said: Stand at thirty and squat at twenty. Now I should be in a state of straight legs!

Early in the morning, I met a palm reader. People took my right hand and began to read. After reading it, they told me what happened to my body and what happened to me when I was a child. Barabara is a group of people. In short, everything is right! But when it comes to bad feelings, I don't want to Sister, where is the ill feeling of people who haven't landed yet? Tell me a sad ending before they start!

Twenty-eight, I'm in my thirties. When I was a child, I was most looking forward to my birthday. I'm looking forward to eating cakes and receiving presents. I can't eat cake now, and I don't have any gifts I want. Will my birthday become less and less important in the future?

Twenty-nine, I've been thinking a lot recently, and I can't sleep at night. How short is life? I have many things to do. How long is life? In their twenties and thirties, they can't do anything they want. Life is really ironic. Everything is predestined, but we are taught that human beings can conquer nature. ! However, although God has arranged it, we never know what will happen tomorrow. Confused and impatient, waiting for good and bad things to happen in the future.

Thirty, the years in a hurry seem to be rushing to three yesterday.

3 1. Suddenly looking back, I found that I had nothing and was about to enter the third year of high school. I don't have a stable job or a stable home. My children go to school for a walk. I feel always wandering on the road, wandering. At this moment, I really knew that I wanted a home.

Thirty-two, people are always a little sad at night. I don't seem to like buckle and circle of friends recently. I always want to see Weibo when I have nothing to do, and see the life of friends I don't know. It seems that some menopause is advanced, and I always want to be quiet. Don't bother me. Well, it's really old.

Thirty-three, hit the nail on the head, mom's mental retardation, started running three |.

Thirty-four, time flies, I will be a senior three, and I left my youth in Shenzhen, a city that eats people and doesn't spit bones. I often think that if I had stayed in Beijing, everything would have been fine, or I was destined to take this road.

Thirty-five, a 20-year-old girl told me that she was going to be a junior. Now, how about leaving Aunt He alive?

Thirty-six, after my mother added me to WeChat, my circle of friends didn't want to send negative things. After all, I am a senior three, and I don't want them to see me complaining again and again. I always think they should eat less snacks ~ but recently I feel really lazy than last year, reading and doing things the same, and I feel that I am not excited ~ A terrible almost mentality is growing ~ I feel terrible because it is a feeling I hate ~ I hereby warn myself!

Thirty-seven, I suddenly ran into the third year of high school, and I saw my classmates every day after school. I was so envious.

Thirty-eight, I suddenly found that I had reached a long crow's feet. It's time to get married, not just holding delicious food. Holding a plush toy is silly. Oh, my God. I'm almost in grade three. Hey. Is it necessary to embark on the road of blind date?