How to describe the humor of Feng sentence?

1, the wind is too strong. I'm afraid I'll be blown away and I'll get fat in the future.

Facing the strong wind, I suddenly remembered a song, like a piece of seaweed, swaying with the wind.

3, thin people, do not go out, really can not stop the wind!

With such a strong wind, I believe I can lose a few pounds by cycling to and from work these days.

5. The wind is too strong. If I had known in advance, I would have stayed at home to protect my bike from harm.

6, the power of the wind is really not small, whether it is to help you change your hairstyle, or overturn the trash can on the side of the road, or even pull up two big trees.

It's really windy today, and my hair is messy in the wind.

8, the wind is too strong, because of this wind, I think I have lost weight! I can't walk in the face of it, but I can trot with my back to it.