How to scold a female emotional liar who cheats money and is duplicitous? A phrase that needs to hit the nail on the head

Not very good at swearing. But don't fucking say uncomfortable, right?

In this way, you find that she is anxious (wiping her sweat, anxious): "That ... that ... who, you hurry home!" She looked puzzled, and then you said, "Your father is not at home today, is he?" "Well, what's the matter?" "Oh hey! The old man next door sneaked into your house to find your mother again! , hey! "

She was angry at this moment. "You are crazy, or go to your mother." You immediately smirked, hey hey, just kidding. Seriously: OK, OK, but I have something serious to tell you. Your expression, she can't understand what you mean, and she will ask something in confusion.

You handed him a number: "this, you save it quickly!" " ""who? " "Well, a friend of mine is responsible for recommending people to go to Japan to develop acting career. When I returned to China this time, he finally promised that I could take people out! ""... "Don't let her interrupt you:" Really, I don't think you should waste it! You see, Japanese A*V knows that 1 men were not enough before, so we need two! Two is not enough, three! Enough! Not as bad as in China. I just found two men, and they were disgusting like that. What's the point? Going out is not only comfortable, but also a lot of money, right? Don't you think so! "

Now it's her turn to scold. It's okay. Let's accept it. Don't scold each other like that, passers-by will think that a big man is disgraceful, so use the rhetorical question above to be sarcastic ... I believe I can make you cry and run away with my face.