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1 to 100 digital confession sentence

1 to 100 digital confession sentence is as follows:

1 I fell in love with you at first sight and had no heart at all. I want to take care of you for three generations, because I secretly went to your website four times, and your charming facial features always fascinated me, and my heart vibrated eight times, but I couldn't calm down 99 times.

If my perfect score is 10, you must be more than 1 1, at least you should have 12, but I hate the number 13, otherwise you must have 14, plus your cleverness, it will be more than/kloc.

I am 18 years old this year, and I will be 19 years old in a few days, that is, I am under 20 years old, and I will pay 220 thousand tuition this year. In fact, my IQ is 23 times that of Forrest Gump, but I have been sleeping.

I guess you are under 25 years old this year. I don't care if you are 26. 27 is still a good match for me, and 28 is only older than me 10 years old. A 29-year-old woman is said to be the most beautiful, and I will consider it at the age of 30.

3 1 I shouldn't be so weak, 32 I'll start to feel queasy, 33 I'd rather sleep alone, 34 Don't you dare hook up with me, my mother is only 35 years old.

But I still want to send you 36 roses, but I only have 37 yuan left in my pocket and 38 yuan left in my account, because when I broke up with my girlfriend 39 days ago, I had to make a phone call of 40 yuan a day with my mobile phone.

I will always remember that 4 1 days ago, I wrote 42 vows to love her and 43 things I want forever, but I only got 44cc of true tears.

Plus the trouble of sleeping for 45 nights, to be honest, I typed 46 useless sentences. In fact, we should start with 47 sentences, but it's strange that you have only written 49 sentences when you see the 48 th sentence, so let's go up to 50 sentences and round it off.

I want to say I miss you in sentence 5 1, and I want to say I love you in sentence 52, but I haven't thought of sentence 53 yet, so I skip sentence 54 directly to sentence 55. At this moment, I think of you 56 minutes ago. I wonder if you will think of me in 57 minutes?

In my 58 minutes and 59 seconds, I will always find 60 thoughts of missing you, 6 1 reasons for loving you, 62 love words suitable for us, and 63 romantic encounters in movies. Although I also found 64 shortcomings, fortunately I also found 65 advantages.

Especially your waistline is only 66 cm, which will make me addicted for 67 years. I love you 68 times, so I'd better write 69 pages. Anyway, we still have 70 years. This job has dragged me on for 765,438+0 months. You must have more than 72 admirers, because I am the 73rd.

But I want to fix you for 74 years. I'll pay by the hour anyway, 75 yuan. Even if I want to chase you for 76 months, as long as you can spend 77 Valentine's days with me, I am willing to spend 780 thousand.

After reading 79 words of truth I wrote, I estimate that 80% of you will be my girlfriend, because you have found 8 1 charming places about me, and there are 82 places where you can't refuse me to hold your hand.

Even if you have 83 excuses to escape, I will have 84 reasons to keep you. Ok, I'll raise my salary to 85, so please accompany me to 86. Even if your wrinkles are 87 times as big as before, I still want to say I love you 88 times.

We have missed 89 years of the Republic of China, and there are only a few days left in 90 years. In 9 1 year, you had the cheek not to let me be by your side and told you that I was attached to you in 92 words.

I can't get Polaris, which is 930,000 light years away, but I am willing to buy 94 Hu Jiaomao and watch 95 meteor showers with you. Maybe I can't live to be 96 and stay with you for 97 years, but I will do the same thing 98 times.

Send 99 purple roses for your birthday, do what you want, I think you will like it! Maybe it's the one with 100.