Especially humorous and sad, tell me about 80 recommended sentences.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

2. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

They are all babies, why should I let you go?

You can't give anything to the teacher on Teacher's Day, so you have to return the common sense you have learned.

The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

6, being a man is actually very simple, people's hearts change, you are more real, you leave me and turn around!

7. Trouble and bad guys keep their distance from me. Time is precious, but my energy is limited.

8. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

9. The boy you like is really cute.

10, I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

1 1, I often see you on the bus, you often see me, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you are holding your wallet.

12, be my boyfriend, and I will protect you from my other boyfriends.

13, I want to stay with you all the time, mm-hmm.

14, I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

15, be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin.

16, you are especially like a child, you know? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

17, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

18, God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

19, I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

2 1, growth means that when you are sad, you don't eat oil and salt, and you don't think about tea and rice. Now you can go to the kitchen and bring yourself noodles while crying. Don't forget to add two poached eggs.

22, want me to love you, unless the fig blossoms.

23. An old man fainted as soon as he got on the bus. As a conductor, how can I sit back and watch? I tried my best to wake up the old man and ask him to make up the ticket.

24. What you play is diving, and what I play is lurking.

25. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

26. My position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

27. Don't be sad when others ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.

28. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea, but I can go to Shanghai.

30. My love for you is like peeing in the middle, and I can't hold it.

3 1, you always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

32, just want to be a little devil, fearless, just want to be surrendered by you.

Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

You are the best. If someone is better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

35. At that time, when I was young, I liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

37. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

38. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

39. Tell me about you. What are the advantages of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

40. I have a car, a house and a deposit. What am I afraid of? I'm afraid of waking up.

4 1, I do something, either I don't do it or I try my best. So I choose not to do it because I can't do it well!

42. I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

43. Your biggest problem is not your confusion about the future, but your inability to get up.

44. If you study, you will study. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

45. I wish I could suddenly call and tell me to go back and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

46. Later, my face, arms, buttocks and thighs became good friends with fat, except my chest.

47. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

49. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

In fact, you are not fat, just take it one step at a time.

5 1, familiar with 300 love poems, invincible in the world.

52. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

53. If you don't get married, you are just a single dog. If you get married, it will kill you.

54. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

55. I just saw a man like you. I chased like crazy, only remember that there was no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

56. Students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they don't have puppy love!

57. You think I'm difficult to get along with, probably because I hate you.

58. What wakes you up every day is not a dream or an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

59. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

No matter how big your face is, you and I only have one chance.

6 1. Only a liar is sincere, because he really lied to you.

62. In my life, your little bit is sweet, but your little bit is salty.

As long as I eat fast enough, fat can't catch up with me.

64. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again and I will get to know you again. See how I kill you.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I have the courage to be a bad person.

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

67. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because of short legs!

Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

69. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

70. You can't just say you like many things, such as me.

7 1, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

Money is not a problem, but I have no money.

73. Leek will become thicker and bigger when cut, and thicker and longer when scraped. Now I have a bold idea.

74. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

The advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

77. If you are good-looking or rich, you will naturally find social fun.

78. The little match girl finished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

79. You are young, but you don't know your weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

Since I met your sister, I have settled down your brother.