A funny sentence that can't sleep.

1. Tell me about the humor that I can't sleep 1. I can't sleep every night. If you fall asleep one night, you will definitely be abnormal or die.

2. Taking classes can cure students' insomnia.

3. Now I can't sleep. You know the feeling. I know you know it.

4. A sister asked me what SM means. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature.

5. When can I lose sleep for you?

6, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.

7, insomnia for so long, others think it is hard, the result is too much tea.

8. Life is like a dream, always insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh.

9. The pinyin for sleep is sleep, and the pinyin for insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.

10, life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

1 1. In order to find out the cause of insomnia last night, I lost sleep again tonight.

12, recently insomnia always wakes up every twelve hours.

13, I have always suffered from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

14, a sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her that it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.

15, lying in bed every night, if you don't make up a story, set a good role, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

Uncle Zhou Gong said: I don't want to see you today. So, I have insomnia.

17, you have insomnia every day in Mahler Gobi.

18, a sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to "SM recently."

19, insomnia is not terrible, what is terrible is that I am lovelorn.

20. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

Don't owe your friend too much, because you may never have a chance to pay him back.

If there are fewer and fewer old friends in the mobile phone, don't feel lonely, it is inevitable. If you like someone, you can be with him, then there will be no tragedy in this world.

4. When thoughts accumulate too much, it is as deep as a burden, which will make some distant memories float to the mouth and make people want to listen to it again. Because no one sent it, I can only borrow a pair of ears to tell myself.

It will make you cry. Many times we don't know, but pretend to know. We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we are unhappy, but pretend to be happy. 6. Many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: if you miss it, you will regret it, and you will know that life doesn't need so many unnecessary persistence.

7. Life is like a train, there are always all kinds of people on it. You may also meet many people you think are destined to meet in the car, but when the car stops, someone will always get off the train of life. Wave when you get off the bus, and when you turn around, all you can remember is the way home.

8. Some people watch it all their lives, but they are ignored all their lives. Some people look at you, but it affects your life.

Some people are warm and happy for you, but they are left out by you. Some people will make you happy for a while, but they will get you into a series of thoughts.

Some people have been wishful thinking for n years, but you have refused for n years. 9. When a person is over 20 years old, he will not make a promise easily, nor will he give up this and that easily for his ideal. Everyone should know that "taking you to see the world" is just a sentence, and learn that sometimes your so-called dignity is worthless in front of life.

10, don't care too much about dreams, eating is the premise of everything; Don't take reality too seriously. He (she) is willing to accompany you and give you a shoulder, which is enough. 1 1. Whenever you are bored, the person who always sends you messages is the one who cares about you.

I don't think it should be because of habit. You know, there are not many people who call you when there is nothing to do and there is no attempt. You should know why after a long talk.

12, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people will learn to grow up by themselves for some time. 13, learn to say "Your tears have nothing to do with me".

14, it's normal that you don't pay back the money, just like giving money when you eat in the cafeteria. There is more meat in other people's bowls than you. 15, when you have the opportunity to travel alone, remember to turn off your mobile phone 16. When you can't forget it, we are all confused. Don't worry about your so-called love for your parents because of your career. Love needs luck, hard work, and everything will come. Tears are for yourself, and laughter is for others. If you really like someone, 17.

Don't expect to be close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose 18. In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes and miss a person and a face quietly. In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss.

19, young love can be quiet, but in the years to come, I will always walk in the scenery without you. 20. Is it youth? I just met you on the road, but I didn't know you were leaving soon.

Perhaps, too young love, we are all on the journey of growth, blindly unable to find the direction, stumbling towards the distant. An encounter is a thin and indifferent fate, and a gorgeous opening is endless destruction.

2 1, many things are beyond your control, even if you are lonely again, you still have to go on. Don't stop and don't look back.

22. Too beautiful things are never suitable for experience, because once experienced, they can't be forgotten. 23. Some people can only leave if they don't come. Some things, you don't want, you can only give up; Some past events, about happiness or pain, can only be buried in my heart; Some people hope that they can only choose to forget the present or the future.

24. Heroes are judged by success or failure in life, so you must be strong. If you want to succeed, you can't tolerate cowardice.

No matter how far the road is, it will be full of thorns. As long as you bravely cross the thorns, you can reach your destination. Although "forever" is only a short word, no one can say it completely in words. How far is forever? Will not dissipate with the end of life, the real forever hidden in my heart.

Although the sky will change and people will get old, that heart will not change. 27. Waiting is not bitter, but hopeless waiting.

28. If you look wider, you will be less injured.