The skin is tanned once. Tell funny sentences and summarize 40 sentences.

The skin is a little tanned. Say a funny sentence (Chapter 1) 1. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

You can only see your teeth when you come out at night.

3. During a military parade, the leader walked by with his head held high, and "good comrades", "good leaders", "comrades have worked hard", "comrades are tanned" and "leaders are black"

Just like the tanned skin that never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

Wearing short sleeves is too insecure, and I still feel tanned after applying sunscreen for 50 times.

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I stayed for another three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't leave home. He said that I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

7. The weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

8. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

9. I have been pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

10. At the thought of being bronzed in summer, Qian Qian's ten million grass-mud horses are floating in my heart, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

1 1. This summer, it takes 10 minutes to smear and only one second to tan.

12. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

13. School will start soon. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!

14. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

15. Insufficient holiday balance. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. hahaha.

16. The tanned skin in summer has started to explode, so disgusting ~

17. The weather after beginning of autumn is still very hot. Think about those halter tops and tube tops in the closet that I haven't had time to wear, and look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring. ...

18. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say I forged it.

19. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In such hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

20. Although I'm a little tanned, I feel my skin is getting better ... Finally, I can't rot my face+I can't mend my skin ... I like places with humid air ... I don't care if I want to live in the south for a while in the future. ...

The skin is tanned once. Say a funny sentence (2)1. This is a thousand calculations. I didn't prevent my fingers from getting tanned ... because of the big color difference, I want to die.

22. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

23. I am playing with him in the sun on the basketball court now. If I get a tan, I hope he can pay for my whitening products. If he were darker, I wouldn't want him.

24. When you lean over, the brightness of my mobile phone screen will automatically decrease.

25. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

26. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella, but doesn't want to get tanned.

27. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

28. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

29. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

30. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

3 1. It looks like a sunny future, but there is a risk of tanning.

32. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.

The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

35. Suntanned skin turned into steel bars, and frozen hands still clenched fists and practiced martial arts. The speed of the charge is transformed into a tiger going down the mountain, and a suit of iron and blood kung fu inspires an attitude of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory, and those who invaded our mountains and rivers will be punished far away. At sea, they will show their domineering with a Hawk in the air, and then insert a five-star red flag after destroying the enemy's morale!

36. I got another 8 degrees tan.

37. Yesterday, I went to climb the mountain, and I went back halfway up the mountain. Because the sun was too sunny, I sweated after two steps and tanned my skin in a few minutes.

38. I've been working outdoors recently and I've got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "You speak Chinese very well."

39. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

40. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

A humorous sentence about a man drinking is very funny. Say it, sum up 60 sentences.

The humorous sentence of a man drinking is very funny (I) 1. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

3. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

4. Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

5. If you can have a drink or two, such a friend is bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

6. Small quantity is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband;

7. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

8. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

9. Deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

10. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

1 1. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Who is afraid of drinking today?

12. Grass-roots cadres don't drink and have no expectations at all.

13. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

14. As long as you and I have a good relationship, drink as much as you can.

15. Grassroots cadres don't drink, and there is no hope at all.

16. Today's wine made you drunk today, so drink cold water instead.

17. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

18. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

19. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

20. It is said that when you are drunk for eight points, your lover loves you for eight points, but who will vomit after drinking?

A humorous sentence about men drinking is very funny (2 1). I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

22. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

23. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and travel to the west for no reason.

24. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

25. No matter how hard life is, wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

26. If you can't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

27. I once drank too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

28. The people who died in the war died, and the living people will continue to live and drink, and remember the time when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

29. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

30. To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

3 1. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

32. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

33. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

34. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

35. People who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

36. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.

37. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

38. Middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol and have no information at all.

39. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

40. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

The humorous sentence of a man drinking is very funny (Part III) 4 1. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, and post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

42. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

43. Wine can make a man brave. He refused to obey his wife.

44. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

45. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

46. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

47. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

48. All anti-alcoholic factions are tigresses!

49. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

50. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

5 1. It is good to drink for a while, and it is also good to drink all the time.

52. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me.

54. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

55. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

56. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

57. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

58. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes your eyes red and your stomach hurt, your hands and feet soft, and your memory is greatly reduced.

59. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. When talking, walking will slip your legs. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

60. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

Suntanned several times in summer (30 highlights)

Suntanned several times in summer. I feel like I'm getting tanned by the big sun. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

2. I want to give you black eyes at night, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

It's good that you don't have a mole on your face.

4. I miss you in spring, so don't destroy the green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

The carefully protected skin is still tanned, and you can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.

You can only see my eyes at night.

7. Don't feel like an idiot just because you are tanned.

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

9. There is nothing to bask in. If you bask in it, maybe no one will call you an idiot.

10. July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially welcomed! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

1 1. Admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation.

12. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

13. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.

14. It's so hot that it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?

15. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that my fate depends on myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

Suntanned several times in summer. The second sentence of my circle of friends 16. I just want to get a tan in summer. Hum!

17. Standing by your side, I am like a firefly and a matchhead in the dark.

18. Black Toothpaste asked me to be the endorsement.

19. I was completely tanned and said I came back from the Philippines.

20. ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... it's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

2 1. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

22. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

24. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

25. Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

26. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

27. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

28. During a military parade, an army chief walked past with his head held high and said, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is black".

29. Young people don't study hard to drive, and old people are sad and sunburned.

30. My wife is a nag! She is always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, I came back with a tanned tooth.

Summary of humorous sentences about engineers getting tanned in summer.

The humorous sentence of an engineer getting sunburned in summer is 1. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

2. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

Compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color depends largely on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

6. Once I took my five-year-old son by bus. The sun is poisonous and everyone else is there. I found a window seat. As soon as it was done, my son said, "Mom, shall we change seats?" "Why?" "It doesn't matter if I am tanned. If you get tanned, you have to spend money on beauty. " Too filial, can manage the family. ...

7. I can't stand the sound and my skin is tanned.

8. After swimming at the seaside, the whole person is uncomfortable. Suntanned in an instant. The day before, my back hurt like a needle. These two days, I can't stand the itch ............

9. I have been pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

10. Although I have been tanned a little, I think my skin has improved ... Finally, I can't rot my face+I can't repair my skin ... I like places with humid air ... I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future. ...

1 1. Military training is a small sun tan that is not negotiable!

12. If it's sunny here, it's not hot, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

13. admit that you got a tan in the summer vacation.

14. The weather after beginning of autumn is still very hot. Think about those halter tops and tube tops in the closet that I haven't had time to wear, and look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring. ...

15. I swear every summer not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

Humorous sentence 2 16 in which engineers get sunburned in summer. I tanned so much to secretly protect you.

17. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

18. My wife is a nag! She is always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, I came back with a tanned tooth.

19. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that my fate depends on myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

20. The sunshine on the beach is fierce, and your face looks like Mo Dou.

2 1. I went back to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

22. June is a graduation poem, which is inspiring; June is a cup of wine with golden branches and jade leaves, which is gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

23. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

24. When my sister came back from the seaside, she made a special tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

25. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea, so that's it.

26. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

27. Black Toothpaste asked me to speak for it.

28. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

29. My teeth are so white.

30. I asked the mirror who is the blackest person in the world. After a long time, the magic mirror said, Who was talking just now?

A collection of humorous sentences about sunburn during military training in September (30 articles).

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

2. The hair was asked where to play and how to get tanned. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

Don't feel like an idiot just because you're tanned.

I am completely tanned and said that I came back from the Philippines.

6. It's too hot today. I felt tanned three times on the way. Actually, there is a typhoon today. I don't feel anything.

7. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

8. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.

9. A woman who was too lazy to open an umbrella but didn't want to die was tanned and tangled.

10. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

1 1. The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

12. Young people don't study hard to drive, but old people are tanned by sadness.

13. I didn't play enough at night. I didn't receive the shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

14. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.

15. I swear every summer not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

/kloc-humorous sentence of sunburn during military training in September of 0/6 (Chapter II). If you get a tan, you can't stop being an idiot.

17. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

18. After all, I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned. ...................................................................................................................................................

19. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

20. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

2 1. You bend over, and the brightness of my mobile phone screen will automatically decrease.

22. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

23. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

25. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

26. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

27. Boys are children! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

28. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

29. If it clears up here, it's not the heat, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

30. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............