How to send a funny circle of friends on Tanabata?

1, Tanabata is not terrible, what is terrible is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with others.

2, love lasts forever, accompanied by Tanabata, Tanabata is the proof of our love!

3. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

5. Valentine's Day is in a few days. Here, I sincerely remind you that dogs will die if they eat chocolate.

6. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

7. I'm going to see my parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

8. Don't tell me Happy Tanabata, and don't ask me where I'm going. I just play Lianliankan at home and ruin a couple.

9. In the past few days, there have been storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men cursing on Tanabata, so it's normal to continue to thunder.

10, spend Tanabata alone, Valentine's Day alone, and Christmas alone. Let me spend it alone if I can!

1 1, Tanabata is the date day of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. What's so interesting about you two?

12, when I am with you, my breathing has no rhythm.

13, Tanabata Valentine's Day, nobody loves me, so I love myself.

14, tanabata, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will suffer all his life.

15, you and I are at the bridge, relatively speechless, warm and warm, and love is always lingering.