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What wonderful posterior routines does your girlfriend or wife have?

Once, my daughter-in-law went to Beijing for three days on business. I was so happy that I went to a nightclub in the evening. That night 10: 30, I received a phone call: "Honey, I left a notebook in the drawer on the left side of my desk. Please help me see if I am here. " I actually hid in the nightclub toilet and casually replied: "Yes!" She immediately asked, "Where are you?" I insist on staying at home. It'll be exposed soon. There's no notebook. I really wanted to cry, and I was caught red-handed the first night. ?