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The egg hurts to buckle the space. Tell me about Daquan. This is the world. You, me and him are inseparable.

1. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium.

Everyone in the world is an apple bitten by God. Some people have more defects because God loves her fragrance.

3. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

The most explicit compliment is that the bitch is drunk.

6. Do something, be satisfied with what you know, hide your spirit in your chest and float your spirit on your face; See talent in things and be loyal to people.

7. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

8. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.

9. The more complicated the problems in the world, the simpler the solutions; The greater the truth, the simpler the simpler! The so-called avenue to Jane.

10. Being angry for one minute not only won't get any pleasure, but also lost 60 seconds of happiness.

1 1. We are not far from success. Many extraordinary achievements are just the result of simple persistence. The key is to keep your heart.

12. If I must lose it, I hope it is sadness! If you must forget, I hope it's trouble!

13. man: twenty years old, semi-finished product; Thirty years old, is a finished product; Forty years old, it is a boutique; Fifty years old is the best; Sixty years old, is a sample; A souvenir of seventy years old.

14. Every heart is not a prison, it just wants to lock its sadness. Let's release them before we get old.

15. Love is like pi, which is endless.

16. Don't you like me? Do you blame me? Do you misunderstand me? Do you think this will hurt me?

17. Why can she hook you away with one look, and I can't save you with all my efforts?

18. When I miss you 1 hour, 1 minute, 1 second, will you think of me for a second?

19. Childhood withers and childhood grows old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with looked like you.

20. Accustomed to a person walking through Lin Nakakoji in the rain, accustomed to smiling happily in front of others. .................

2 1. Hem drew a circle and cursed her for being unhappy. If she can't lose weight, she will be so fat all her life, even fatter than now. This is my life wish this year ~

22. Good friends never break up. ..

Years talk about classics and feelings. The world is so big, why bother you, me and him?

There is a kind of helplessness, called, I don't even care about your identity; There is a kind of regret, I'm sorry, this life is over. ....

I love you so much that I want to be nice to you, so I feel sorry for you, but I can only keep it in my heart quietly. No identity to love you, no chance to love you. But my own heart can't get rid of it. Loving you is beyond my bottom line, and there is nothing I can do.

I have been wrong again and again, no matter what the result is, as long as you let me love, I will always love. Later I found out that I was really wrong. The right person can make mistakes again and again, always love and feel worthwhile. The wrong person will only consume your true love! When you run out, your heart dies!

4. When you like someone, you always want to know what she is thinking every day, how she is doing, and what she is doing now! I don't ask for anything in return, and I have no regrets; As long as she has a good life, you would rather bear greater injustice.

When you don't know, some people look at your difficulties and secretly feel sorry for you in their own way!

6. Now I can only tell you to get along with him. People who once loved you can only rest assured in the future. Forgive me for not bothering you, because loving you is a mistake and I don't want to make a mistake.

7. You can't give me love, you can't make me earn bread, and you have to make me do things I don't like. I can only say that this life is over. Forgive your cheating on me, forgive your temptation to me and never meet each other.

8. Falling in love with you was a mistake, but I kept making mistakes because you made me fall in love. You didn't stop me from falling in love with you, and now you have no right to make me not love you. It's already wrong I don't care if it continues to make mistakes.

9. It suddenly dawned on me that I am someone else's parents, and my mind is broad. I owe you a word and wish you happiness! You want happiness!

10, I want to give up countless times, but I can't forget the moment when we were together. When you didn't show up, I never knew how helpless and sad it was to be trapped in feelings.

1 1, I don't want you to live well at all, because I'm not that generous, and I don't want you to live happily without me.

12, what you say is not a problem, as long as you follow your heart. I made up my mind to put everything aside and follow your heart, but you disappeared without a trace after weighing the pros and cons. What about a bright future? The saddest thing is not that you have left, but that anyone can be me in your position, but no one can replace you in my position.

13, knowing that loving you is a mistake. I have made many mistakes, why should I appear in my world and leave without leaving a trace, even if there is a trace of emotion ~

14, love is regardless of age, but whether we can trust each other, whether we are willing to change for each other, and whether we are willing to give the best of ourselves to each other! It is the cornerstone of * * * to complete the journey of life together!

15, why can't I just say, that's it? Just let it be, because of reality, because of distance, because of age.

16, half me, half you, and then become us, this is the love I want.

17, I think we were so in love in those years, and we experienced a lot of sad love in those years. We live together and find that daily necessities make us tired of each other!

18, if you can't change it, don't change it, why bother yourself! I am also unique! If you can get along, you can't get along.

19. Accept it if you can. If you can't accept it, stay away. There is only one you in the world. Why do you wronged yourself for others? Who will feel distressed if they lose themselves?

20, life is not easy, it should be kind, what I am most afraid of is: deception after trust, perfunctory after sincerity.

Talk about egg pain

1. Smoking is bad for the lungs, coffee is bad for the stomach, and love is bad for the heart.

I attended your and her funeral in a wedding dress.

Third, I am good to you. Don't get bored and don't get used to it.

Fourth, I can forgive my daughter-in-law for being angry, but I know that my daughter-in-law is angry and doesn't want to be coaxed. Then I want to ask you whether you want to die or not.

Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

6. Birds fly in the sky, dogs chase in the sky, brothers be careful, there are dogs ahead.

Seven, some songs fall in love with the prelude, some people fall in love at first sight, and some homework doesn't want to be done after opening the first page.

If you touch me, I'll make you hairless.

Nine, some people can't control their saliva and fly around.

10. "It's my treat today. What do you like to eat? " "Lobster and sea crab can. I like to eat with shells. " "Oh, waiter, delicious melon seeds."

Grow up to be what you like in your next life and then I don't like you.

Twelve, you say that I am cheap, then I tell you that people are not cheap and have defects.

Thirteen, I treat you like a person, but you are like a dog.

14. Skin is the most beautiful part of the body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

Fifteen, if you are the one, the female guest will turn off the man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

Sixteen, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains and what mourning clothes to wear.

Don't talk to me with your excretory organs. It's impolite. Thank you.

Eighteen, "my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative. What if I hold it in both hands? " "You have a bright skull."

What's wrong with a happy life?

Twenty, hypocritical people don't say sorry to me, you are the best apology.

Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.

22. You don't need smooth and unpretentious words to conquer you.

Twenty-three, "I am a cold person" and "Are you sitting on the refrigerator again?" "Oh, no, no, no, I hung it on the air conditioner today."

Yang Mi occupied the summer vacation and Tang Yan occupied the winter vacation.

Twenty-five, even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

Twenty-six, capable women have stories everywhere.

27. I always believe that all that can be left is rubbish, and all that can be taken away is rubbish.

Twenty-eight, young people must be embarrassed and their hearts must beat.

29, the simplest secret of longevity-keep breathing, don't die.

30. I will do what a good-looking person can do by threatening.

3 1. God knows nothing. I know nothing, because I am second only to God.

Thirty-two, "you and your female ticket are so sweet. They are holding hands in the street. " "I'm afraid she'll go shopping as soon as my hand is loose."

33. I once looked down on 60 points. Now that I think about it, I'm still too young.

34. I would rather teach me to be negative about the whole world than myself.

Thirty-five, one week before the exam, I think: strive for the first place, the week before: just work hard, and after the exam: focus on participation.

Thirty-six, Xiao He just shows sharp corners and will grow into a big steamed bun in the future!

Thirty-seven, a girl shouted the motherland in the face of beautiful mountains and rivers! My mother! A boy who has a crush on her hurriedly calls for the motherland! My mother-in-law

Thirty-eight, "What four words can be used to quell the contradiction in China?" New year's day

39. To hell with everything, winter vacation homework. I want to go home for a good year.

If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, "I want to keep a special person for this girl."

Talk about not being able to tell good from bad.

Record: This year is a lonely Christmas. I can't tell the difference between loneliness and good. I am used to loneliness, but I can't say that I like loneliness. Learn some skills in your spare time so that you won't feel empty when you get out of loneliness. Switching between daily life and loneliness

Talk about not being able to tell good from bad.

First, women can't tell good from bad. Living in the world for nothing, a person who wants to send the enemy to heaven, hehe! That's not right, is it? What theory is this?

Second, I can't tell the truth from the fake, the good from the bad, the true from the false. I can only blame myself, but I can't turn back. If I can change, I hope the past second is blank.

Third, you can't tell good from evil. Don't think too much. It's good to be alone. Let others talk about your own way.

I hope I will always be a clear-headed person. There are too many people of all kinds in the world. I am a fool who can't tell good from bad and true from false. Then, I had to put away my enthusiasm.

Don't be so naive that you can't tell the good from the bad. When judging people and things, we must have a degree in mind and be able to evaluate independently, instead of following other people's suggestions.

6. I'm a little confused now, and I don't know what I'm thinking, even guessing. Don't lose your temper at will, just hold it back! I have changed a lot, but I don't know what to do next! One second it was fine! I'm not happy whatever I do or say! I'm at a loss!

Seven, think about what you are doing every day! I can't help laughing! I'm so stupid! Still can't tell good from bad at all! I am a landscape for you!

Eight, some people are bad, some people are bad at heart, some people are bad, but they don't have the courage to do bad things. Some people are not bad, but they always do bad things. Some people deny that they are bad, some people want to be bad, some people can't tell good from bad, and some people don't care about good or bad.

Nine, to be honest, I ruined my three views by doing a research alone, which really surprised me. Now I can't tell good from bad, but I'm getting more and more numb and desolate. And your silence is tears in their eyes, your efforts are pretending in their eyes, and your resistance will certainly arouse their criticism. What else can I say and do?

Ten, the so-called fitness industry facing investors, the most talked about is that the whole bank is doing this. This is also the reason why many people feel confident when they speak. In fact, you can't tell right from wrong, right from wrong, good from bad, let alone dead or alive.

1 1. I have thought about many things, but most of them are self-reflection. I thought what I did before was not bad. After two years of slow contact and learning to put myself in the other's shoes, I realized how cautious I was and I had the delusion of persecution. I am so stupid that I can't tell the good from the bad. Ouch!

Twelve, now many people can't tell the difference between good and bad. Anyway, they should spray without thinking. I beg you, go to the kindergarten to repeat your studies. It is better to learn to be a man than to learn knowledge.

Thirteen, unconsciously, the time is up. It is said that the longer you look at people's hearts, the more you can't tell good from bad.

Fourteen, now can't tell good from bad, right from wrong, it doesn't matter. I hope that one day when you suddenly wake up, you can leave a message in my Weibo, I am coming. Let me know that you have grown up.

Fifteen, the fans of pg 1 are mostly after 00, and now they are really scared by 00! I can't tell good from bad. I think people like pG 1 are fashionable and follow the trend. It feels great to write lyrics like that on drugs! Such people should be banned and completely away from the internet! ! There are also parents who want to have children after 00 and keep them away from the internet!

Sixteen, I can't see myself clearly, I can't tell good from bad, I don't know what I want, and I want what kind of results.

Seventeen, it is quite happy to have such a place to write about my feelings, but I hope others will not understand it when they see me. I don't know when I am confused about feelings and family, and I can't tell good from bad. Well, I want to find her. Maybe she doesn't want to talk to me. I went to my uncle's house today, and I was very confused about my feelings and didn't want to think about it. No one can believe it, but they depend on others. Distorted, a truly depressed person will not say that he is depressed. I just keep running away from everything, always running away from 18.438+0.6438+03.

18. Does such a person have no eyes? They can't tell good from bad. My artistic interest is so good.

Nineteen, I can't tell good from bad, right from wrong, I always care so much, and I am so possessive. I hate myself for this.

Twenty, it is increasingly found that the world can't distinguish between good and bad standards, and it can be good for a while and bad for a while. Whoever distinguishes clearly is not kind, that is, the world is not intimate.

Twenty-one, people can't tell good from bad in this life, and they will always fail. Did the person who stabbed you ever ask you if the wound hurts when it heals? You feel very warm. The person who wiped your wound said it hurt you. So you will never see the essence of people. If you can't understand this question, you can only say that you deserve it.

Twenty-two, social experts generally believe that what kind of family education will create what kind of personality, and the family environment has changed the child's personality. I often hear some parents complain: How did I give birth to such a child? Parents pay attention to their children and say that they have problems, but they don't know that their education has problems. When a baby is born, he is pure and kind, unable to distinguish good from bad, good from evil, and knows nothing. Therefore, his growth and what kind of person he becomes are determined by his parents' education. Children's imitation ability is very strong, and parents' words and deeds have become flags. Parents' behavior and habits will be imitated, and others will naturally be learned. If parents are stingy, so will his children. A successful person behaves gracefully, and his children will imitate elegance and generosity. That's why it is widely circulated: there are no failed children, only failed families. So please parents don't say to their children: Why do you produce such a waste? Find the reason from yourself.

Twenty-three, you can't learn to skate without falling; If you don't turn the car over, you won't be able to ride a bike. If you are not cheated, you can't tell the good from the bad. Maybe this is growth. No one grew up laughing, and no one kept crying. There is always a time to laugh, and there is always a time to cry. Maybe one day, you can smile when you are happiest, cry when you are saddest, and control your emotions. Congratulations on growing up again before you know it.

Twenty-four, life is full of too much helplessness! In contrast, it is because I don't have a pair of eyes to see through the world! Can't tell good from bad, everyone's personality is so strong! As the Buddha said: you can become a Buddha if you understand it thoroughly! I miss this life and look forward to the afterlife, but I can't go back to the past. I don't know when I can get out of the bottom of my life! Is it because you want too much! But always can't meet their expectations, eager to get, don't want to pay? No, it's true, it must be in life, and there is no need to force it in life! Less self-righteous, less expectation! Maybe it's just happiness when you are confused until you are old! I just hope that time will be slower! I hope time can be faster! If there is an afterlife! I will live up to my years of study!

Twenty-five, most of the time now, I can't tell good from bad, and I can't tell right from wrong. Is this numbness or stupidity, or is it hard to be confused or really confused? Perhaps, everything has been put down and there is no need to distinguish things. The truth that existence is reasonable is being verified.

Twenty-six, really! I know that everything will be experienced sooner or later, but there are some things that I still can't stand and feel sick instinctively. Maybe I'm too simple and stupid. I can't tell good from bad, and I feel that I have lost my ability to judge things. I always hold 10 thousand hopes and then rely on myself, but I still believe that a kind and loving baby will have good luck. Good night

27, can't tell good from bad, can't find a comrade-in-arms, hope to have a * * *.

Twenty-eight, what makes you lose your way, makes you can't tell the truth from the truth, and makes you lose yourself again. Oh, my heart is so tired.

Twenty-nine, people living in the world, really can't tell good from bad, maybe good or bad is not that important. True or false, it's all fate.

Thirty, black and white, devil and angel. The good is always made in the daytime, and the bad is always the black devil. We can never tell good from bad.

Why can't you tell good from bad? Do you deserve the best?

32. Rio is really hard to break. It's all going back and forth between self-deception and self-deception When it comes to this matter, I can't tell good from bad, right from wrong. I've been thinking about what is fake. Later, I learned that there may be artificial limbs and special dentures.

33. I remember when I was at school, I once complained to my father that I was tired of eating my mother's cooking every day. I envy other students who eat out every day without their parents. I can eat whatever I want. Now I think it was really naive at that time, and I couldn't tell the good from the bad. At that time, the time I had was a wish. No matter how hard I tried, I didn't want to be rich or expensive. I just hope that our family can live together conditionally, without being forced by life and falling apart. I cannot take care of my parents and accompany my children to grow up. I am particularly homesick recently! I have eaten all kinds of delicious food, and what I miss most is my mother's cooking, which is the best!

34. I met many people and met many things, but I still can't tell the good from the bad. I also heard a lot of truth, but I still went my own way.

Thirty-five, sometimes I really can't see what's in front of me clearly, I can't tell good from bad, I don't know if your concern for me is true or not, and the action of concern is some real and some absent-minded. The mood that was in doubt one second, became reassuring the next, and began to float again the next. The old certainty and fearlessness are gone, long gone, and now I feel flickering, afraid that one day, my feelings ... will be cut off.

Thirty-six-year-old, like Qiu Yingying, is never sensible, can't tell right from wrong, can't tell good from bad, takes it for granted, sticks to his own thinking, can't jump out, and even hurts others with ugly words; Losing love only knows self-doubt, self-abandonment, and venting at will, without analyzing the nature of things. A person who does not know how to control his emotions will always be at that level.

37. I remember I was so ignorant that I couldn't tell good from bad. I can't control my temper. It's corny.

38. Sometimes we get caught up in it, immersed in what we call love, and can't tell good from bad, right from wrong. No one will listen. It wasn't until one day that you hit your head that you really understood what a bystander is. But you have to comfort yourself. It's just an experience in your life. Therefore, when people are stubborn, no one will listen.

Thirty-nine, she has been waiting for the person who helped her pick cigarettes, but she has been waiting for a group of people who helped her light them. Many people can't tell love from passion, and they can't tell good from bad. This is the dividing line.

Forty years old, why can't you tell good from bad now? Two efforts to vent in someone else's bed can make you risk your life for him. Did I find an excuse or reason to leave you before, so you can rest assured that I will live forever? People who really care about you and love you will not find any excuse or reason to pull away quietly. On the contrary, they will try their best to save you and keep you around. After many years, will you regret what you are doing now? Maybe at that time, you didn't even have a chance to say sorry.

Forty-one, sometimes I don't understand why I was detained, I can't tell good from bad, I can't tell right from wrong. Stupid people are like headless zombies, unable to draw the scenery they want in the unknown world, but want to ... travel through 30 years to see if he is still down and out, laughing ... wiping the bleeding wound in the dark corner alone, and doing and cherishing it. It seems that there is no need to think too much in the realization stage, and it is all in vain. With feeling, all we need now is to see every step under our feet, which is the most real and valuable thing!

Forty-two, there is a saying: time can change everything, you and me, but things are different. We are together because of love, but in the end, when we walk together, we forget love and who you love. Like a lost child, we are too playful. There are so many beautiful things in the world that you can't tell the good from the bad. How can you leave?

Forty-three, I always feel stupid, I can't tell the good from the bad, I can't understand the good, and I always treat the scars that others get hurt every time with a sincere heart, and I will do it right next time. I don't like it.

Forty-four, Xiao San is stupid, easy to be deceived, and can't tell good from bad. It's best not to talk to anyone in the group, but to drag you into the water carefully and pay attention to me, and your investment will be very successful. You are a stock god! Pay attention to you and you will learn a lot.

45. Watch your door. Let the pollution be buried, let the pollution evaporate and dissipate, and let the pollution disappear without a trace, but who has the ability? Many times, we can't tell the good from the bad. Is it to reverse black and white or reorganize Gan Kun?

Forty-six, can't tell good from bad, can't tell good from evil, can't guess love and hate, is an enemy or a friend, a conspiracy or a flaw.

Forty-seven, what I am afraid of is stepping into the society, being rendered by the surrounding atmosphere, not being able to tell the good from the bad, and having no balance in my heart. People, set standards for yourself and standardize yourself, so that you will not be assimilated by the surrounding areas and be the best yourself.

Forty-eight, there are many opportunities in these two years, so I still choose to stay put. When they can't tell the good from the bad, do every little thing in front of them!

Forty-nine, can't tell good from bad? Lost? The best way is to settle down and start over. I hope that in the future, you can become the person you want to be, don't embarrass yourself and don't live up to time.

50. It may be too profound, which leads to too many worries. Right is not necessarily good, and good is not necessarily right. Too much pursuit of right and wrong, the final result is that you can't tell good from bad. Maybe a glass of water doesn't mean anything when you are not thirsty.

I hit you today. It hurts, but I have to do it. Some things can't tell good from bad. I don't want this environment to affect you now. I hope your future is bright. Even if I am not around, I hope you can take good care of yourself.

Fifty-two, can't tell good from bad, can't tell happiness from sorrow, can't tell busyness from leisure, and can't tell right from wrong. Just because I am young and frivolous, I am shattered glass.