Funny copy that attracts friends' attention.

The following is a funny copy in my circle of friends, which attracts attention. Let's enjoy reading together.

1, good news! Go to Xi Tea, Naixue Tea, Baidao Tea, Diandian Tea and Mi Xue Ice City and sign my name, and you can get a supercilious look for free.

2. 18 years old, with sound limbs and normal urination and defecation, has learned to breathe independently, can speak, can eat three meals a day, and occasionally add an egg. The future can be expected.

3, you talk, you are (studying/making money) again, right? I posted it all day, and no one in my circle of friends paid attention to me? I was scared. I'm afraid you have to (improve/earn money) again.

Did you pull them all out? If you don't pull, you should brew it yourself and develop a good habit of pulling every day.

It's too hot to take an umbrella. Ten 1.9-meter-muscular handsome guys surrounded me, and I walked in your shadow. I signed up as the captain first.

6. Why do I drink northwest wind every day when I was born in the south? (suitable for the poor in the south)

7. I just lost 20 yuan in my circle of friends. Who picked it up? Can I have it back? Thank you. I can't afford milk tea now.

8, heart lock love (locked but not completely locked, the object is private)

9. God, when you meet true love, can you play a background music to remind you?

10, one second, I am dead, and I will never touch Moore Manor again.

Now, it's raining in Moore Manor, and I'm going to pick mushrooms.

1 1, 8 glasses of water a day: 3 cups of cola in the morning, 1 cup of milk tea at noon and 4 bottles of beer at night.

12, briefly introduce yourself: If you turn your hair upside down day and night, it's simply cheating your love brain, and you will be multiplied by 99. When it rains, you just run home, and you just say hello when you strike up a conversation.

13, I am a glass cleaner in a circle of friends, so I am in a circle of friends every day.

14, always remind yourself that life is short and you should eat, drink and sleep in time.

15. Nowadays, young people never forget to sleep or eat.

16, playing mobile phone late at night, in addition to being sentimental, I was hit in the face by my mobile phone.

17, the weather is hot, and friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash dishes.

18, when someone gave me something, the old me: you're welcome; Now I: bring it to you!