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"Climb" Huangshan Mountain

Life is like climbing a mountain. If you feel very smooth and comfortable, it's because you just walked on a flat road halfway up the mountain and met a particularly good weather.

If you don't realize in advance that you will soon encounter a steep slope or countless up and down steps, or even a desperate situation where there is no way to go, when you are one foot high and one foot shallow, you can't wait to cry for your parents and turn into a plane gliding.

You will meet many such mountains. If you are still walking on a flat road, you can consider climbing a mountain.

Just a hundred miles, many people have to climb all the way. Huangshan Mountain, known as the first mountain in the world, is simply the natural first choice.

If you want to think clearly, climbing mountains is difficult.

Have you ever thought about not letting your efforts be in vain?

Since life is climbing mountains, let your efforts pay off.

When my baby was in kindergarten, I once drew her a big chessboard with the theme of a one-day trip to Huangshan Mountain.

I've always wanted to take her to climb Huangshan Mountain.

I set the time at May 5th, 20021year, which is the last day of the May Day holiday. The weather forecast says it will be sunny.

Traveling is no stranger to babies. She has been to several cities, but this time it is different. Not a city, but a mountain.

I prepared enough dry food the night before and put it in my big black backpack. The baby has a pink shoulder, small backpack. This is complete nonsense.

The weather forecast is accurate and sunny.

Set out.

The traffic in the blue scenic spot passes through Tangkou Town and enters the South Gate Red Mansion. Huangshan, here we come. Welcome Pine Tree, come and meet us.

Outside the window, bamboo, pine and indigo granite came into view one by one.

I choose to take the route behind the mountain.

I bought a ropeway ticket at the ticket center above the hot spring. I smiled and said to the baby, "Dad should keep an account book and remember the money spent on you. When you grow up and earn money from work, I'll ask you for it again. "

Let's take a photo first and have a look around here.

In the photo, she is wearing a school uniform and leaning against the stone railing of the ticket center with Ma Fengfeng as the background. The wind in Huangshan Mountain is charming, curling her hair into a beautiful arc.

I popularized the knowledge of Pinus taiwanensis to her on the cable car.

They learned two articles about Huangshan Mountain in primary school, one is to climb Tiandu Peak, and the other is Huangshan Stone. Plus a one-day trip to Huangshan as a child, she should be very impressed with Huangshan.

Huangshan Mountain, beautiful, is happy to wake up.

After getting off the ropeway, I began to walk the steps. I didn't go far. When I saw the stone bench, I hurried to sit and rest.

Although it is the last day of the May Day holiday, there are still many people, just as described in the preface to the Drunk Pavilion: the loser sings all the way, and the walker rests on a tree. The former calls, and the latter answers, keeping his head down and going back and forth.

Arriving at the welcoming pine in front of Yupinglou Scenic Area, people here are simply jostling with each other. Yingkesong is a famous star in China, and everyone wants to have the most intimate photo with this star.

So do we.

Before welcoming guests, taking photos seems to be a fight, and there are many people, like a pot of boiling porridge.

I think this big star has heard all the languages, dialects, classical Chinese and vernacular Chinese in the world, but she is not proud, but as always, she reaches out and hugs all the tourists.

I took nine pictures of the baby at one go, and I also asked someone to take five pictures of our father and daughter for me.

Punch in successfully.

The little guy was attracted by the small shop next to the welcoming pine and has been wandering there.

"Dad," she said, "let's go to the souvenir shop over there."

I said no, we are not here to buy souvenirs today.

Although she is a little unwilling, she also knows that I will not meet her requirements.

I bought two pieces of corn in front of Yupinglou restaurant. I pointed to the lotus peak in the high place and said, "climb up and let's eat bread."

"Very good." She answered cheerfully.

At the fork of climbing Lotus Peak, I made the final mobilization to climb to the top: "Welcome pine is just ahead. We must climb to the highest position. Are you afraid? "

"But didn't you see the welcome pine long ago?"

"Not welcome pine, lotus peak. It is wrong. "

She rolled her eyes and looked at me. Suddenly, with a wave of her hands, she made an earthworm swim: "Laugh …

"Are you afraid?"

I don't know. She is honest. She told the truth.

"Whether we are afraid or not, we have to climb the highest mountain. Once we climb to the top and peek, we will see the sky that is dwarfed by other mountains .."

She nodded while swimming.

"Well, let's get started. Let's give it a high five, yeah. "

Lotus Peak is the highest mountain in Anhui Province. After the foot of the mountain, why not climb up?

At first, the steps were not very steep, so it was easy to walk.

Let's look at the yellow pine on the roadside, the strange rocks on both sides of the valley, and the free swallows rampaging through the valley. From time to time along the way, there are azaleas just blooming in Huangshan, which are beautiful.

Many of us climbed to the top of the mountain with us, and many of us walked backwards from the top. When meeting, we greeted each other in a friendly way and encouraged each other.

On the way, we rested many times, sometimes watching flowers, sometimes because the road was narrow to make way for people coming down from the top of the mountain, and sometimes because we were tired, we sat down to rest.

Ma Bao called from her hometown. Her grandmother asked her if she was tired on the phone. She said she was tired.

The mountain road is getting steeper and narrower, and the baby is so tired that he keeps asking me how long it will take to get there.

I said I climbed more than half.

She said gloomily that there was less than half left. Didn't you say you would arrive soon?

People coming down from the top of the mountain saw her and cheered for her.

After climbing for a while, she looked up and sighed and said, "It's still that high. When will it arrive? " ? I don't want to climb, I'm too tired. "

I answered her seriously: "No one can succeed easily, you must work hard."

She began to cry and wipe away her tears.

Now, those strange rocks are not beautiful, those strange pines are not beautiful, and those flowers are not beautiful. She never wants to shoot cuckoos again.

It's impossible not to climb, and she knows it.

So I cried and wiped my tears, and I climbed up.

When I think of the video I watched before, a little girl who is learning to dance is crying and dancing, and her movements are quite in tune. Another girl was forced to learn guzheng by her parents. She will cry and play, and she will cry deeply, but sometimes she will stop and cry for a while to read the music for fear of playing wrong.

No matter how you cry, you should do what you have to do. No one can do it for you.

Finally, under the supervision of my slave owners, the summit is just around the corner and victory is in sight.

In the last section of the summit, narrow steps lined up in a long queue. The baby thought he couldn't get up and complained, "Why come for nothing?"

I said, "Everyone is waiting in line to take pictures, and everyone wants to punch in as a souvenir."

"But I don't want to." She said angrily.

"You don't want to, dad forced you to come. Climbing mountains is hard. When I grow up, life is more bitter than this. What is this bitterness? "

I hope she can understand what I said, but obviously she didn't.

She took out a chocolate from her small backpack.

It will be our turn to take pictures soon.

There is a circle of stone railings on the Lotus Peak, with a sign stone tablet in the middle.

I read the words on the sign: "the State Council approves important geographic information data."

The baby said rudely, "I'm really full."

She vented her dissatisfaction with me as a "slave owner" on these words.

"What do you mean, full?" I lost my temper. "Is Mount Everest high? More than 8000 meters, China people also climbed up. Do you think people in China have enough food? We 100 years ago, foreigners called us the sick man of East Asia, saying that China people were the most useless. Why do people climb mountains and have ambition? People say you can't Can't you? We have a saying that salted fish has ideals and salted fish can turn over. Nothing in the world is easy. You have to do this. When you finish, when you succeed, you will know why. Dad 10 took a tour in Shanghai. At that time, you were just born, and people all over the country lined up at the Expo Park. In order to line up a Saudi pavilion, many people lined up for eight hours. Even if you complain again, you have to wait in line, because you have gone, you have to do what you have to do, which is necessary. "

I told her a lot. She was unhappy when taking pictures, holding half-bitten chocolate in her hand, so she reluctantly cooperated with me to complete the task of 1864.8 meters rushing to the lotus peak.

Turn down from the peak and find a stone bench to rest nearby.

There are many cliff stone carvings left by the ancients when they visited the mountains, such as "seeing the mountains at a glance", "so natural", "jade furnace gives birth to flowers" and "well-deserved reputation". The closest to us are "the wonders of the sky and the ocean" and "the sudden support of the green dome"

The ancients who wrote inscriptions here in those years may really be full of support, and people sometimes really need such a spirit of "full support". Otherwise, where can I see such good calligraphy today?

Take off your backpack and take out a pile of food and drink.

The baby eats potato chips first, as well as corn, bread, Shaqima, bananas and apples, but the water is a little insufficient. There is half a cup in the baby's cup and only half a cup in mine. Saving water is everyone's responsibility.

After dinner, I told my baby to draw a picture: "We will draw a local landmark landscape painting everywhere in the future."

She said she didn't want to paint, but after eating dry food, she became interested again. She took out the sketch book that I had in my bag and painted it in Yupinglou and Tiandufeng.

Several climbers passed by us and said loudly, "Hey, there's a little painter here."

After painting, I suggested that the "little painter" give the painting a name "Lotus Peak Looking at Tiandufeng, Feeling in Heart, Written by Letters", and finally she added time: 12:08.

Unconsciously, we stayed on it for nearly an hour.

Pack your luggage, put the garbage into the garbage pool, and then go down to Lotus Peak.

"Where shall we go next?" She asked me.

"Go down first, then go to the opposite Aoyu Peak, where there are scenic spots."

"Is it dangerous?"

"It's much better than here."

"That's good." She said happily.

There are azaleas in full bloom by the roadside, and her interest has been greatly reduced. I reminded her to go and see her.

She yawned as she walked.

Someone went up to meet us and asked me how the Lotus Peak felt.

"Not bad ..." I replied.

"You are big is a good thing. This is your feeling, not mine. " She said suddenly.

Several adults laughed.

She trudged on the steep steps.

That's the wrong way to go down the steps. Your feet go straight ahead. How can I get there?

I told her the secret of going down the mountain: "One foot is forward and the other foot is sideways." . Very narrow steps, with feet at 90 degrees, are equivalent to one driving forward, one braking, one keeping forward and one ensuring safety. "

Encouraged by the passing tourists, she walked down cautiously instead of being afraid.

There was a man smoking on the roadside, so she quickly asked for leave to report to me.

You did a good job. I told her that smoking was forbidden in Huangshan when I was climbing the mountain. I climbed a lotus peak, caught a heavy smoker when I came up, and caught another heavy smoker when I went down. The result is brilliant.

If these two people hadn't been caught by me and accidentally threw two cigarette butts in the forest, today's Lotus Peak would have been burned twice in a row and turned into a flaming mountain, with disastrous consequences.

You must highly praise the baby.

Walking down the 100 stairs where the movie Little Flower was filmed, she then asked me how far it was.

"It's almost over the opposite AoYuFeng. There are several roads over there, and one line is the shortest. " I answered.

"That's good." She said helplessly.

Stop for a rest and have a drink before climbing the first line.

There are tired but excited tourists coming and going.

I said to the baby, "We can feel very hard, but don't complain."

Start climbing into the sky.

"Just don't go back and keep climbing. How many steps can you count? " I suggest.

She is so tired that she can't count her steps.

I counted them one by one

After climbing, she gasped and asked me, "How many steps are there?"

"152 steps!"

"I thought there were more than 400."

I smiled: "Just 152 Ouch Ouch."

When I got off AoYufeng, I saw several tourists taking pictures around a yellow pine tree on the roadside. One of them quickly climbed up a branch of this welcoming pine and planned to pose for a photo.

Does she think she is a monkey?

I rushed over and shouted, "Come down quickly, it's so uncivilized. Where are you from? "

Those people have the cheek to say that they are from Shandong.

Isn't Shandong the hometown of Zou Lu? Isn't it the most polite? Do I have to climb to the branches to take pictures there?

These people are untenable. The tourist who climbed to the branch of Pinus taiwanensis said that he took a good picture and came down.

Under the eyes of the public, she also knows that this is shameful.

Travel in a civilized way, don't play with monkeys.

Passing tourists applauded me.

Hum, when you meet such people, you must teach them a good lesson, and you must have a minimum quality in life.

Chatting with the baby while walking, chatting all the way down, slowly, she became interested again.

A lost tourist borrowed my phone to call her daughter who climbed the mountain together.

We had another dry food by the roadside. The baby is not so tired as climbing the mountain just now. She even told a joke told by Wu in her class that I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. My grandparents were very happy and gave me a big mouth that I like to eat. Also, I want to be a big mouth when I grow up. The astronauts were so happy that I gave them to my grandparents who loved to eat.

She even smiled and called it a big mouth advertisement.

When I walked to Tianhai Restaurant, I had almost finished drinking water. I go to the restaurant to fetch water.

Before the restaurant closed, I asked the baby if he wanted some rice.

Without hesitation, she said, "Eat."

She didn't want to eat all the way. She is really a freeloader.

I ordered a black pepper pork chop set meal, 75 yuan, a pork chop, half a marinated egg, three pieces of dried bean curd, two broccoli and a little pickles. A bowl of seaweed and shrimp soup was served.

Wash your hands, dry rice.

I gave her a live broadcast: "This dry rice man started to dry rice, and dry rice needs to be refueled. This dry rice man is a black pepper pork chop set meal. Seeing this food should be delicious. Ah, it's amazing. I killed half a pork chop in one bite. "

Watching the baby eat seems to be eating delicacies, which are very delicious.

Walking so far and so tired, there is nothing bitter and tired, and it is impossible to do it in vain.

Have a rest after dinner, and then climb to the top of the light.

I have to put double quotation marks on this climbing word. The original meaning of rock climbing should be to use both hands and feet.

This time it is really "crawling". The baby will not only use his hands and feet, but also climb hard with his hips.

Climb a few steps and stand up. Lift the edge of the pink sun visor back, put it on and say, "Wait a minute."

"ok." I answered her earlier.

Look at her crawling close, like a puppy, so I let out a bark like a dog.

She answered "woof-woof".

An old woman said, "This is amazing. Come on, little girl, we'll be there soon. "

I said, "Climb Huangshan Mountain? It's called mountain climbing. This is a good climb. Very good. "

After taking photos and playing cards at Guangmingding landmark, her attention drifted again.

There is a small shop in Guangmingding. There are many souvenirs in the shop. What attracted her was the souvenirs.

I said, "You won't stop until you get this souvenir today."

She smiled and replied, "You must buy some souvenirs when you come out to play, right?" -She's a competent tourist.

Buy it, buy it, she took a fancy to the commemorative card of Huangshan Mountain.

"Want a gold medal."

"No, I just want a copper one."

This surprised me. Is she asking too much of herself? Third place is enough.

The price was actually the same for 20 yuan, but she chose the bronze medal.

The engraved words immediately hung around the neck, as majestic as a general.

I suddenly understand why she is so persistent in buying souvenirs.

On the first day, she took part in a study tour to Monkey Valley and gave her pocket money in 20 yuan, but she didn't have a chance to spend it.

Traveling won't cost you any money.

This made me laugh and said, "Then you must pay for this souvenir yourself. You have money. "

"All right, all right." She also readily agreed. She has no concept of money and thinks that money is only used for buying things. This idea is simple and correct.

We walked towards the sea of journey in the south.

The baby asked me if I had seen a macaque. I said of course I've seen it. I've seen a lot of it right above the lamp. There is a hotel above the lamp. Those little monkeys sometimes go straight into the hotel kitchen to dig for food, just like little robbers.

She listened with a smile.

He also told me that everything in this mountain is fine except that there is no water.

"Why is there no water?"

She thought for a moment and said, "There are many stones."

"There are many stones that can't store water, which is one of the reasons. The closest relationship with water is vegetation. Without vegetation, water cannot accumulate. If you draw water in the northwest of China, although there is soil, you have to dig hundreds of meters underground to get water, because the vegetation is sparse. Vegetation can store water, absorb water when it rains, and root system can fix water. When there is no fresh water source in drought, trees will slowly run away. Why does the country prohibit deforestation at will? It is for this reason that we should protect the forest. "

There is an alpine meadow slope on the roadside, which is wet.

I think of doing classic reading with her these days and reading Xunzi's Persuasion, which says: jade is moist on the mountain, but if there is a pearl on the cliff, it will not fade.

It's a good time to learn and use.

"This is jade in the mountains, moist in the grass. If there are pearls in the deep, the cliff will not dry up. "

Talking and laughing, I'm not tired all the way down. I look at flowers and take pictures by the roadside. Although she also asked how far it was, she was no longer so impatient and just asked casually.

After crossing Dawangsong, at an intersection heading for the North Sea, several squirrels scurried about among the branches, and some birds were singing among the branches. I whistle and howl and tell the baby that I know the language of birds. I'm talking to birds, wheezing, wheezing, wheezing, wheezing.

Passers-by tourists sprinkled some bread crumbs and biscuits on the roadside, and the baby also sprinkled biscuits and bread. The squirrel on the treetop flew to the ground, grabbed it and ran.

Squatting on the branch, two small paws holding the bread in front of them, and the small mouth opening and closing quickly, as if eight generations had not eaten anything, and were absorbed in eating. Bread that big looks bigger than itself, so don't burst your stomach.

The way the little squirrel eats bread makes people laugh, especially cute and especially cured.

I really want to ask her if bread is delicious or pine nuts are delicious.

Eighteen arhats took photos in the North Sea and the South China Sea. She made a series of gestures from 1 to 10. I made a little video for her to watch when she grows up.

There is a wooden sign next to the observation deck, which reads the introduction of Huangshan rhododendron. Baby read: 1985 is a provincial flower, and 2006 is a city flower.

I pretended to be the azalea of Huangshan Mountain and said to myself, "Have I been designated as a provincial flower market?" Why don't I know? "

The observation deck of Sanhuawu naturally needs to take pictures, because the opposite is a dream pen gives birth to flowers. It is said that taking a photo with this group of scenery and writing a composition is simply a witty remark, and the writing is like a god.

It's a long uphill journey to the black tiger pine, and the baby said that she decided to climb with a dog.

"Climb backwards? How to climb? "

"It's not climbing backwards, it's a dog crawling, woof-woof." The baby patiently explained to me.

Yes, she explained it well.

I made a video of her climbing the mountain in the spring breeze and sang a nursery rhyme she learned when she was a child: "The little tiger stole the oil from the lampstand and couldn't eat it." When the cat comes, it gurgles downwards. "

Later, I remembered that it was not a tiger, but a mouse.

But I don't care so much.

I was overjoyed to see her arch in a hurry with a 20-yuan bronze medal souvenir around her neck.

She enjoys it herself, and cries from time to time.

There is a wooden sign on the roadside, and the baby writes, "Don't die when wild monkeys come and go." -clearly written "please don't eat", but she changed two words, and then laughed out of breath.

By the roadside, a big cuckoo in Huangshan is in full bloom.

I shouted at the valley, "Beautiful, beautiful to death."

I am very happy.

Finally, I got on the cable car, and I showed her the Buddha's Palm Peak next to Tiandu Peak, like a giant palm.

Buddha palm peak, the baby said she should be called big mouth purple phoenix, hahaha.

When I took the scenic bus down the mountain, the ticket inspector asked me, "With such a child?"

"Yes," I replied. "Little P child, P in VIP."

I turned to her and said, "I did well in the exam today, so I can get a moral score when I go home."

"Very good." She answered happily.

After climbing Huangshan Mountain all day, she was exhausted, and the bus back to the city fell asleep on me.

I wonder if I dreamed of climbing mountains.

The first time she climbed Huangshan Mountain, she climbed it by her own perseverance. Embarrassed as she was, she succeeded.

I am very satisfied with the baby, and I hope the baby is also satisfied.

I want to use this article to commemorate the first time that our father and I climbed Huangshan together.

2022.05.30