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A long story about chasing girls
How many boys dare to say such things to girls? !
1. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you. ?
You idiot, stand behind me when this happens! ?
3. Like me, this is the need of the revolution, you know? ! ?
No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me. ?
I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it. ?
6. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, what are you doing outside? Stay with me. ?
7. Listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I'm by your side, and you're still going the wrong way! ?
8. Come with me. It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but I'll fucking cut him who makes you unhappy.
9, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother! ?
10, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. Can I have a bite?
1 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others? ?
12, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing. ?
13, the person I love, I want to give her happiness with my own hands, I don't trust others?
14, I must find you when I miss you?
15, don't bully her! I am the only one in the world! ?
16, give up on you, next life! ! ?
17, the best things in the world should belong to me, including you! ! ?
18, can you die if you like first? Stop fooling around and listen. ?
19, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly! ?
Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.
2 1, you stand there! Wait for me to fly there! ?
22. Come with me. Your name will appear in my household registration book one day. ?
23. Listen, I love you ~?
25, you are mine, I heard that marriage is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will fix it for 9 yuan, and it's my treat!
Let the girl's heart beat for the fourth article
It is the most exciting for a woman to say "no" on six occasions.
Women say "no" on six occasions, which is the most exciting.
Saying "no" on some specific occasions is actually a way of lying, and from another angle, it is coquetry. Being completely honest will make them expose all the truth, cause unnecessary harm and destroy the delicate balance of love between husband and wife. Therefore, it is most touching for a woman to say "no" on the following seven occasions. Let's have a look.
1. Talk about your ex and say "No"
On weekdays, men and women in love always like to compare their predecessors, which is inevitable, but if this comparison with their predecessors is brought to bed, it will be a fatal blow to love. No matter who you are, it is not appropriate to compare your partner's sexual ability with previous or other opponents. If it's a small matter, it's a quarrel. If it is big, it may be a big fight. Neither situation is good.
People are more irritating than people, especially the sensitive topic of sexual ability! Therefore, when he talks about his predecessor, say "no" quickly, don't let him compare, show your tolerance and generosity, and he will love you more if he doesn't care.
2. Chatting in bed and saying "No"
There are always many lovers who bring nagging to bed endlessly, especially when the other party is already "sexually excited", and suddenly they seriously discuss the work situation of the day. What is even more unbearable is that trivial things in daily life can be brought to bed, such as paying credit cards and paying electricity bills.
Modern people have a narrow environment and are in a hurry. They usually work hard, but they are in a hurry. Please make sex for half an hour or an hour more pure. Listening to music is also ok. It is inappropriate to talk about marriage and stocks.
If you can't meet your requirements, just say "no"
Sex is bound to fail to meet each other's requirements. At this time, you must put yourself in the other's shoes. Don't get angry, suspect that the other person is having an affair, or call names. This will only make it impossible for him to continue.
A man's self-image and sexual ability are more or less supported by the so-called dignity endowed by the outside world. You poke it, it's equivalent to the dike collapsing, and then it's thousands of miles away. A man is not a man, that's the difference! At this time, it is appropriate to say "don't".
4. keep it? Say "no"
In bed, there are always many men and women pretending to be reserved. They dare not express themselves in bed, dare not make a sound, dare not say what kind of way or posture they like. In this way, they feel like wood, which makes both sides unhappy and sometimes even at a loss.
In fact, since the two have developed a relationship in bed, it proves that they already know enough, and there is no need to hide and act, especially in bed. Sex is a kind of spiritual communication between men and women. People work hard, but they get no response. How will the other person feel?
5. watch TV? Say "no"
What you do in sex may sometimes be exactly what men like, and women can cope. However, please seek truth from facts and be careful when dealing with it. Don't watch TV while doing things. Where can a man's self-esteem go? A bed is not a place to watch TV. If you want to watch TV, please go to the living room, because lying in bed watching TV is very sweeping. Some women will go too far and cleverly dodge a man's head during sex to avoid being blocked, which will make men daydream. Women shouldn't fantasize that they are male stars, should they? What makes men feel embarrassed?
6. yawn? Say "no"
Generally speaking, exercise in bed is at night, and at this time, many people can't help but want to sleep, so
Will yawn a lot. When a woman yawns in bed, a man will find that you are just doing one thing. You have yawned. Can a person go on?
If you still love this man, don't express helplessness and boredom in bed. Although you may be really tired, even so, please yawn where he can't see, and then continue to pretend to be in the situation.
The purpose of sex lies or general lies is to make the life of husband and wife more harmonious and happy. If a lie affects the relationship between husband and wife, it is not worth the loss, so we should grasp the degree of lying. Women should learn to say no in appropriate situations.
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