Once, now and in the future, I never want to have your memory again.

1, you don't need to explain, explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is a story.

The riddle I gave you a long time ago finally comes to mind and gives me the answer. Helpless years have already changed the puzzle.

I spent my whole life looking back on my youth and doubting my life.

Old enmity is not reported, but new enmity is added. Chen Ji hasn't left yet. He has a "heart disease".

5, life, life, there will be happiness and loneliness. Life, life, let's have a good tomorrow.

6. All dreams will be discounted in front of reality. I just hope the discount is not too low.

7. Are we too young to know the definition of treasure?

8. After planting boyfriends in spring, there will be many boyfriends in autumn … Hum! ! !

9. This world. Still beautiful. There are too many things to do.

10, sea breeze! Please take my troubles away ~

1 1, let's bury our affair together! Disappear together!

12, I stayed alone for a long time, occasionally looking up at the stars on the way to work and waiting for the bus on a sunny evening. Suddenly found himself suffering from a kind of "love quiet disease".

13, we must exchange what we have for what we don't have.

14, if someone throws money at you, kneel down and pick it up one by one, it doesn't matter. It's about your food and clothing, and a little self-esteem is nothing.

15, the two sides began to depend on each other, that is, the emergence and existence of love.

16, a clean life. The pace of my life is very slow, not as vigorous as in the past, but a cautious and soft life.

17 In fact, sometimes love really has nothing to do with age. ...

18, people can be divided into four categories: the first category of people do what they should do automatically without being told by others; The second kind of person will only do it if someone reminds him; The third kind of person has to do it after giving orders; The fourth person, even if ordered, will not do it. [The first person is a talent.

19, don't be too nervous, be weak.

20. Three people said they were afraid to confess, could not get married and would not have children.

2 1, it turns out that youth is a book that was too hasty to draw a perfect ending for him, and it ended quietly. Because it is not perfect, I always regret it, and then I can't let it go for a long time!

22. Admit your selfishness and your unsatisfied vanity! Well, isn't that what everyone does?

23. Why is it so difficult to find someone? Donkeys don't turn until they leave!

Life is colorful, just like a rainbow … there is no gray in the rainbow, so there is no gray life.

25. A life without an end is not a life, but an experience.

26. What is happiness? Happiness is like glass. People won't notice it when you meet it head-on. On the other hand, happiness will shine on people.

I really want to hear your voice every day.

28. We test the truth of life like rats every day! hey

29. If you are sad, kneel down, hug yourself, forgive others and let yourself go.

30. I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for the meteor.

Painful and desperate love letter: I never want to see you again.

Painful and desperate love letter: I never want to see you again. Hi, are you asleep? I am s!

This is the first private letter you sent me after three years of separation! Or the contact information found through the classmate group! To tell the truth, if I had known that you added me by private message, I wouldn't have clicked the button to add friends!

Because of me, I don't want to contact you at all!

To this, I replied, not yet!

I stared at the screen of my mobile phone tightly, afraid to miss your reply, afraid to respond to your words too late, and even afraid to let the dark mode of automatic power saving appear on the page of my mobile phone. My finger is ready to light up the screen at any time, but I see the other person displayed in the upper left corner of the page is typing and flashing. I know you keep typing, deleting, typing and deleting on the other side of the screen, but you never knock over a word!

Ten minutes later, my dormant cell phone rang. I quickly picked up my mobile phone and clicked on the chat page. Only one sentence appeared: Can you come to my wedding?

I just held my mobile phone like that, looked at it again to make sure it was correct, and sat quietly on the bed.

Just sitting quietly, even the frequency of breathing has not changed. I seem to be looking at the bright moonlight outside the window and the violets on the windowsill. I'm not sure what I'm looking at, maybe, nothing!

I have many pictures of you in my mind. You took my hand across the street, touched my hair and said I was stupid, hugged my shoulder and said don't be afraid, hugged me and said I was sorry, kissed my forehead and said Happy Third Birthday. I never knew. I can't believe I remember it so clearly, even your eyes and the radian of your lips at that time!

When we were together, I never said I loved you, but that love really existed!

When we were together, you often said you loved me, but now, I don't have you around!

I don't know what kind of mental state you were in when you sent this message, and I dare not think about it!

It took me a long time to get used to having you, and I stopped going my own way. Think twice about everything, and gradually learn to make you my dependence. But later, it took me a long time to get used to the days when you were not around, shopping alone, eating alone, reading and listening to music alone, and sleeping alone.

Later, I gradually returned to my life circle and made many new friends. I will still think of you occasionally, and I will deliberately give myself a psychological hint: don't think about him, don't think about him! Occasionally I dream about you, and when I wake up, I scratch my head silly! Turn a corner and move on!

I don't want to see our friends again, and I deliberately avoid talking about us!

It turns out that self-healing is also an essential skill for survival!

After a long time, I will never hear from you again, and I have alienated those who always talk about you. You quietly faded out of my life, as if you had never appeared!

I never thought your reappearance would be so dramatic and vigorous!

The phone rang again. It was your message. Maybe it was because I didn't answer it. You added: It doesn't matter if I'm not available!

Oh, I mean, is this a matter of free time?

Three years, you are still my predecessor, three years, but I'm not sure which predecessor I am! The only thing that is certain is that I don't want to attend your wedding!

According to statistics, as a person grows older, the criteria for choosing a spouse may change a little, but the person who can make you feel excited must be the same person! If you like cool, you won't fall in love with tradition. If you like stability, you won't fall in love with madness. No matter who it is, no one can escape the spell of love. Even if you find Pandora's box, you can't find the key to open it!

I don't want to attend your wedding, not for fear of meeting you, but for fear that everyone I love will be like you in the future!

I don't want to know how you are doing. I once loved you, so I don't want you to suffer. I once hated you, and I don't want you to be happy and sweet!

I picked up the phone and answered you two words: no!

I won't wish you happiness, and I always feel hypocritical! I'd rather you, don't remember me, and don't let me know how you are! I have no courage to witness your happiness, and I have no confidence to face your misfortune!

I hope we can stop here, stand at both ends of parallel lines, never say goodbye and never intersect!

Damn it, I will never drink with you again. My ass hurts.

Guide: It's cold, so I don't want to move with a quilt. "Husband, close the door", "Husband, turn off the light", "Husband, turn off the TV" and "Husband, turn off ..." Husband roared, "I'm a fucking switch!" "Well, don't be angry, husband. Who said you were a switch? You are a plug once in a while! "

1, the couple quarreled, and the man was scolded and said, "Oh, you are usually gentle, but you are quite fierce when you quarrel!" The woman smiled proudly, and the man also smiled: "What's so good about that?"

2. Three women are chatting at work. A: I touched my husband's balls when I slept last night, and the result was cold. I really didn't notice. Go back and try it at night. The next day, B: What you said is true. I touched my husband's balls last night, and it was really cold! On the third day, they saw C's face was black and blue, there was nothing good about him, and there were tears in his eyes: I don't trust you anymore. Did I put my hand on my husband's balls last night? Strange, other people's balls are cold, how come yours are hot?

There is a little girl in the workshop who is very beautiful and loves dressing up. One day, she saw her nails dyed colorful. She once joked, "Nail dyeing is good. Let me have a look." "Isn't it nice?" "Red, blue, eh? You are missing a dye! " Why do you feel that she is deliberately avoiding me these days?

My wife and I were sitting shopping, thinking that there was a serious traffic jam in the city. I thought about taking the subway. Just got on, there was no seat, and someone got off at the station. My wife grabbed a seat and asked me, "Do you want to sit?" I smiled contemptuously: "Let's go home and do it!"

Just now, I came out of the toilet and didn't wash my hands. I took a sip of water in my seat, felt cold and vomited again. Colleagues leisurely came to the sentence: "Others washed their hands after going to the toilet, and you rinsed your mouth after going to the toilet. What did you do in the toilet?"

6. Girlfriend: "Take this bottle of vitamin tablets to your secretary." Boyfriend: "Why? What vitamins should I bring her? When did your relationship become so good? " Girlfriend: "She left a lot of hair on your clothes yesterday."

7. Take a girl with big breasts to the car and stand next to the young couple. It is estimated that the man has been glancing at the big breasts, and the daughter-in-law can't help but sneer: "Look ... Look ... What's there to see?" No matter how big it is, it won't hang down? Big-breasted sister glanced at the woman: "It's too extravagant to hang two raisins." ... "The whole car was suffocated by internal injuries. ...

8. I went to a friend's house to play at night and saw that he had changed to a beautiful girlfriend. I asked him inexplicably: How can you find such a beautiful girlfriend when you are so ugly? Do you often change? My friend didn't speak, so he went to the kitchen and took out a bag of sugar and sprinkled it on the table. He licked one at a time, licked up a catty of sugar in less than 3 minutes, and then looked at me blankly. ...

9. Xiao Wang: "Dad, I'm back." Lao Wang: "Get off work so early today?" Xiao Wang: "Hey! I played jokes with Xiaohong too much at work today ... "Lao Wang:" What happened later? Is it a female colleague who came to our house last time? " Xiao Wang: "Yes. She explodes first! I was so angry that I scolded her: "You son of a bitch!" The boss heard me and I was fired! "Lao Wang:" You are right to fight back. Wait ... What did you say you called her? You son of a bitch, get out of the house at once! "

10, Father: "Daughter, please remember these five life advice. 1, learn to refuse. 2. Not afraid of challenges. 3. Diligent and studious. 4. Think from different angles. 5. Never give up! " Daughter: "I see, it means" soft fall ","hard ","don't stop ","change your posture "and" try again ".

1 1. Today, I went to the market with my wife and met an old classmate (female). Seeing that she bought a lot of cucumbers, I felt a little strange, so I teased, "Oh, can a person buy so much food?" Female students slowly replied: "Yin beauty, oral whitening, external itching ..." I understood in an instant!

12. During a chat in high school, a female classmate told me that girls don't like boys with long nails. I was thinking, maybe they all like clean boys ... Now that I think about it, I never have long nails. Should I contact her again?

13, I was walking on the road in a rainstorm today, next to a small eaves. A girl in a long skirt was hiding there, and her clothes were all wet, and I was soaked, which was quite embarrassing ... This girl in a long skirt and a white shirt who looked very gentle didn't wear underwear! I can see through her. ...

14, the sister who just lived downstairs knocked at the door and said she was taking a bath. There is no water supply at home, and she wants to lend me a bath. It was a little cold outside, and when I saw her wrapped in a bath towel, I thought about letting her in. Suddenly a brainwave! Isn't that right? Everyone lives in the same building and uses the same water system. Why didn't you stop me? Nima was trying to rub my water! Blow her away!

15, I went on a business trip to the north years ago, but I couldn't adapt to the dry climate there, and even had a nosebleed! So QQ posted a status: "I have a nosebleed!" "As a result, I received a reply from N Duoshen: Who did it? So powerful? I said, what are you thinking?

16, I was really scared at that time. Mine seems difficult to get in. I don't know if it was difficult for everyone for the first time, and then it really hurt when I went in! But when I went in, I began to feel good, and soon. I didn't feel much when the liquid went in ... I caught a cold and had to be infused.

17, a college roommate, insisted on using my computer to copy movies one night. I asked him if acting was funny. I didn't answer. I searched the computer for a long time, muttering to myself, alas, it is impossible ... Then he found that 222G was displayed outside the movie folder and 34G was displayed inside the folder. My roommate said bitterly, I want to disappear 188g ... Nima, the one that disappeared 188g. ...

18, my friend has hemorrhoids. Drinking and eating hot pot will hurt the next day I didn't know it before. Yesterday, I was in a bad mood. I dragged myself to drink and eat hot pot with him. The next day, I was in the elevator to work, and he suddenly told me that I would never drink with you again. My ass hurts! As a result, the elevator was quiet in an instant, and everything was as I understood! I ...

19, winter is coming and the weather is getting drier and drier. A MM is applying hand cream in the office. A male colleague leaned in and said, "I want to wipe it, too." Say that finish and put out your hand. MM looked at it and said, "You should put some conditioner on your hands."

20. We went to the military parade today, and everyone took off their clothes. The doctor smiled and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No ... no ..." "Then turn around and let me see if you have a boyfriend?" ……

2 1, I am male, and I have a little bloody stool for no reason. I took my roommate with me to the hospital. After the examination, the doctor said, "No problem, just pay attention later." "Pay attention to the point? Pay attention to what? " The doctor looked at us. Say, "You know."

22. I can finally have a day off today. My daughter-in-law is not at home yet. Call her. Me: "Wife, where have you been?" Wife: "I'm shopping with my best friend." My wife's words are unreliable these days. Her best friend is clearly in my arms!

23. At a class reunion, my first girlfriend came with her 3-year-old daughter. In the spirit of jokes, she teased her daughter and said, "Tell dad I'll give you 100 yuan." This product has been hit 10 times! that this is not the important question. The point is that her mother came up to me and said in my ear, "Her eyes are like yours." Did I find anything?

24. The first time I brought my girlfriend home, my parents and all my relatives objected because she was too beautiful and unreliable. After gaining 20 pounds, they took her home again, but they still objected on the grounds that she was too rich and afraid that I would be bullied in the future. Now take her home, my mother cried helplessly and said to me: Daughter, can't you find a man to live a good life?

25, the unit organized a tour, a sister came late, and she couldn't find a seat when she got on the bus for a while. A buddy patted his thigh and said, "Sit here." Sister said: "I am a daughter!" " I'm afraid you can't afford it. "The buddy replied," It doesn't matter, I have an ancestral jack. "A second later, the whole car burst into laughter.

26. My sister is a makeup expert. She can turn a flower into an oriental beauty. Once, she put on makeup for a little sister. After painting makeup, she was about to put lipstick on her eyes and so on. My little sister said something that I will never forget: "I don't have to draw my mouth, I have to work." work ...

27. There is a buddy in the class who often wears only underwear when he goes back to the dormitory. It's bigger there, and people nicknamed him "Giant Base". As we all know, schools often fill in some professional forms. Once when he was filling in, he suddenly came to fill in a major, and a buddy behind him directly said "major"!

28. The company is going to lay off employees, and the boss gave me a trick to fill in the blanks and let the employees hand them in. After everyone finished, the boss began to say, fill in "Gou", the man stayed and the woman left. Fill in "hang", the man will go and the woman will stay.

29. It's too hot to sleep at night. I was chatting with some neighbors downstairs. I don't know whose house is upstairs, but suddenly there was a moan. Several people are listening attentively. It happened that neighbor Lao Wang passed by and sighed and said, Lao Li on the fifth floor, don't go back and look, it's your wife!

30. Go to the foot washing city next to the railway station and have a rest. As soon as she entered the box, the waitress asked, Do you need any other services? I asked: What do other services include? Big sister pun: everything can be tolerated. I said, oh, then hold your ear and I'll have a look.

Editor's note: A female student was late for class and was fined for running laps. Soon it rained heavily. Suddenly, the girl thought the rain had stopped. Seeing a boy running with an umbrella next to him, the girl blushed and said, "I have a boyfriend." Unexpectedly, the boy said, "If I don't come, your boyfriend will come. How can I bear his pain? "

Talk about being depressed and wronged when you are in a bad mood, but you don't want to see it again.

1. Some people, some things, lost and never come back.

2. Put aside what I don't want to say about your kindness and see how much you have left me.

Maybe the vows of eternal love are still in my ear, but I can't see you when I turn around.

4. No story has a beautiful ending, but it is also unforgettable.

Have you ever regretted my persistence for a moment?

6. Later, I smashed the bottle and didn't wake up. I am willing to get drunk, and the past is fake.

7. After tears sublimate, missing is the longest enjoyment.

8. I used to turn my head when I heard your name, but now I will be stiff when I hear your name.

I tried to get close to you, but you tried to push me away.

10. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually wears away in repeated mistakes.

1 1. Too many things are unsatisfactory, and it's hard to be happy.

12. When you start to save a chat record for a person, you are doomed to be disappointed.

13. If you like it, forget it.

14. Wipe your tears and smile when you have cried enough. After all, nobody cares about you.

15. I want to spend the rest of my life with you and see what it will be like forever.

16. I'm afraid you'll leave, and I'm even more afraid you'll be unhappy. Anyway, I'll let you choose.

17. He said that you are more important to him than anyone else. The important thing is that he is thinking about how to sleep with you.

18. You have never cherished it. Why should I remember it all my life?

19. Keep your last warmth, and you can't stand your dependence.

20. To love someone is to carve his appearance from the bottom of my heart, feel his advantages and put him in my heart.

2 1. If you are happy, why would I come back to disturb your life?

22. Don't play with me if you don't play with your feelings, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

23. I suddenly want to travel, have no destination, and just want to leave here.

24. What God didn't give me, no matter how tight my fingers are tied, they will still leak; For me, no matter how much I miss the past, I will have it.

25. Behind us is the sad sunshine with shadows dancing on it.

26. The saddest thing in the world is that when you hold the hand of the person you love, you inadvertently touch a strange ring.

27. We all forgot the moment when we touched each other.

28. There is a person in everyone's heart who wants not to be touched by others and is reluctant to throw it away.