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Wechat, who was forced to blind date, said
Do you want to marry love or marriage? If you want to marry love, you must work hard. If you want to marry, you just need to learn to make up.
Third, I tell you, if you don't work hard now, you will enter the society in the future, and you won't fight for your father or mother, only Pinduoduo.
4. True love is like a ghost. Many people have heard of it, but few people have seen it. The only people in this world who won't betray you are your parents and money in your pocket.
5. Society is like a tree full of monkeys. Looking up, it's all ass; Looking down, all smiles; Looking around is full of eyes and ears.
Sixth, in winter, it is a takeaway brother who brings you meals, a comedian who makes you laugh, and a drip driver who picks you up from all over the world. So for the rest of my life, money is enough.
Don't fall in love if you can't support it, or you will only get poorer and poorer.
Eight, don't be afraid of the material things of women. A woman who is immaterial is even more terrible, because what she wants is true love, which you can't afford.
Nine, people who have no time to rest will always have time to get sick; People who have no time to fall in love will always find time to date.
X. what is the reality? Lawyers want you to be sued, doctors want you to get sick, mechanics want your car to break down, and only thieves want you to prosper forever.
A friend who yearns for love says: People who can't find time to fall in love will find time sooner or later.
1,. Say something good night, I hope you miss me all night.
2. When I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, I think you are eating shit when you eat.
It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but also a Tang priest.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend a good boyfriend.
When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.
6. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to blame him, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.
7. Boys think they like girls until they meet the right boys.
You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?
9. If someone suddenly chats with you every day, cares about you and teases you, he must want to steal your expression pack.
10. Why don't I have an object with a high face value, but my object does.
1 1. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all the girls is called a central air conditioner.
12. In the next life, I want to be your heart. If I get angry, I won't jump.
13. "What behaviors of boyfriends and heterosexual friends make you most unbearable?" "alive!"
14. Once a girl said that she could wait until my next life. When I told her that I liked her, she turned to me and said, "Are you going to chase me?" Wait for the next life! "
15. People who can't find time to date will find time to date sooner or later.
There is no time for melodramatic conversation.
1. At this age, you don't need to hear anything about care. If I'm worried that I'm hungry, take me to eat. Remind me to get dressed, you might as well bring me clothes. Ask me to take an umbrella or take me home when it rains. That's nice, but I don't need it. It is better to do more practical things than to have time to talk.
Second, failure is better than regret.
Third, I will learn to understand that tolerance is no longer indulgence and willfulness.
Fourth, even if it is cold and others are wrapped in zongzi, we should dress ourselves up as cones!
5. Time is really amazing. You never know how it will change you. In other words, once unpalatable vegetables, bitter beer, boring books and even annoying people, but one day they all like it again.
Six, duplicity, your hypocritical face is branded in the corner of the soul; Nothing to say, the result of my indulgence is like a broken bald mountain; Naturally, my pure heart throbs with the hottest rhythm; Out of control, you hollowed out all the crystal clear feelings at will.
I know I'm not that good, but I have a dream and I've been working hard.
When I cry, don't tell me what to cry about. When I am sad, don't tell me that I am really melodramatic. When I have a bad temper, don't tell me that I am a violent woman.
Nine, people are happy when they are simple, and they are old when they are sophisticated. Keep a young heart, be a simple person and enjoy the sunshine and warmth. That's how life should be.
Ten, that is you who have never sat beside me sadly. The one who has never been happy sitting next to you. Sadly, after the song. I suddenly realized that the real unhappiness is that I can't let you sit next to me anymore.
1 1. They say you are very suitable for her. I smiled and said yes, but forgot that I like you, too.
Twelve, men's love is bottom-up, women's love is top-down.
Thirteen, students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they have no puppy love!
Fourteen, the corner of your eye is you, you are in all directions, you are in heaven and earth, you also succeed, you also fail.
15. Do you know that I am unreasonable? Do you know that I am sentimental? Do you know that I am willful? All this is to make you care more, tolerate more and deceive me more.
Sixteen, meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a heartbreak; It is absurd to meet the wrong person at the wrong time; Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a sigh.
Seventeen, cats and tigers, let them have a daughter and let me see.
Am I selfish? Am I black? Am I being sentimental? Am I extreme? Do you hate me? Do you want me to leave here? Do you think I will make you happy?
Nineteen, the color is only faint, and it will fade when it is deep; Life is very simple, and it will deteriorate if it is complicated.
Twenty, girl, when your hair grows to your waist, you won't shit in the toilet.
Twenty-one, the passion at first sight is lingering, and it is not enough to accompany you for a long time after all.
Twenty-two, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.
Twenty-three, living in this precious world, the water waves are gentle and the sun is strong.
24. Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.
It's twenty-five, and the boss is not young, but he still likes to spend the morning in bed. Think about it. People who lived a long time ago rarely have freedom.
Twenty-six, I am not the only girl chasing me, and there are many girls who are not cherished.
Twenty-seven, the ancients said: life and death are wide, Zi Cheng said. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. I think this is the saddest poem in the world. Parting between life and death is a big event, which we can't control.
Twenty-eight, take a step back and broaden the horizon. Further, it is black and blue.
Twenty-nine, I can't see anyone's face full of flowers I want, I want to see the end of time.
30. Recently, I have been particularly homesick and melodramatic. The whole person's state is not good at all. You see, even my stomach is melodramatic. I just had a big breakfast. Me, I can't stand up and collapse.
Tell me about people who have no time to spend with their families.
1, I imagine a happy day with you; I imagine a warm life with your care; I imagine your laughter in every corner; I imagine a code name that belongs only to us. I miss you.
2, spend a good full moon tonight, and the bridal chamber is full of candles; A short message from my brother sent me three blessings: one wish: the joy of fish and water is like a fairy; Two wishes: early birth of your son, early enjoyment of happiness, and good news for your ancestors; Three wishes: husband and wife love each other like honey cakes and grow old together.
A person who loves reading will never lack a loyal friend, a good teacher, a lovely partner and warmth.
4, while still young, do more things you want to do, things you haven't done. Go to places you have never been to, see the scenery you have never seen, and feel the local customs there. You should spend more time with your family and understand each other. We should know how to cherish, cherish our loved ones and cherish our old friends. We should cherish the memory of the past and inherit its fine traditions. I also wish everyone a reunion.
5. Fifteen years have passed in a flash. In a blink of an eye, we are no longer what we used to be, with less innocent smiles and more mature faces. Thank you, friend, for accompanying us on the road of life.
6. I want a future with a house to live in, not much, and it is best to have sunshine outside the window; There is yogurt in the morning and evening, an apple a day, a pot of soup for me, and occasionally I can visit the park, spend more time with my family, read books and listen to songs; Friends come to get together occasionally and take a walk occasionally. In this way, I am very happy.
7. I always feel that time is not enough. I want to make dessert for my family, spend more time with my parents, calm down and paint, sleep in, and go out for a walk while the sun is shining. Life is not as easy as we thought, even a little tired. It's time to stand up and stretch and have a rest.
8. Are you happy? Do you really want to run for your own life? Have you ever relaxed? Are you tired? Do you want to be reunited with your family? Do you want to spend more time with your parents? You used to have these things, but now you don't ... Are you sure this life is what you want?
9. Now we are more and more forgetful and happy like children. What is forgetful is that we have no time to spend with our parents and family. Our friends asked us to go at once. Parents said they didn't have time if they wanted to meet. Sometimes they really don't know whether parents or friends are important, so they will spend more time with their parents when they have time. If parents really want their children's care and want us to spend more time with them, even if they are not around for a day, there will be no regrets.
10. Family is the kingdom of father, the world of mother and the paradise of children.
Both good families and bad families will affect the growth of the next generation.
12, grandpa is a scavenger of the years, quietly picking up my initial innocence and the love that passed away behind me. I strode to the sheep, running and jumping, but never looked back. Look at my grandfather who has been with me for more than ten years.
13. The family is a social invention, and its task is to transform biological people into social people. -Goodall's family
14, grandparents are full of energy; Mom and dad, young and healthy; Brother and sister, youthful and energetic; Brothers and sisters, grow up happily. We all have warm homes, and we all love our homes! May 15, World Family Day, I wish you all a happy family.
15, friendship is a flower that blooms in an instant, and time will make it blossom and bear fruit; Friendship is two characters under an umbrella and two pairs of bright eyes on a table; Friendship is two small flowers in the ideal soil and two notes in the grand movement; Friendship is the sun that never sets. Let friends approach your heart and nourish your soul.
16, my dearest mother, can you spend more time with your daughter and listen to our hearts? In fact, you haven't been with us for a long time. You are always so busy and hard every day, and we are really distressed. Why can't you listen to our ideas? After all, we can't stay with you forever, so why not spend more time with our family? I just want you to live a healthy and happy life. This is the best love for us.
17. Be a sunny person, without complaining, pessimism or affectation. Do what you want bravely, and go to some places you want alone. Treat the family and friends around you with care, spend more time with them and chat with them when you have time. Whether in vain or not, liking and being liked should be a relaxed and pleasant thing. Just use your heart, don't precipitate, don't force. The future me.
18, don't be idle, the teenager's head is white, empty and sad. -Yue Fei
19, when the book is used, you won't be so annoying. You won't know how difficult it is until you have been there. -Lu you
Books are friends. Although they are not enthusiastic, they are loyal. Hugo
2 1. Diligence can make up for it, and frugality helps to keep honesty. -Jin Ying's "Lian Bi Political Motto"
22. Books-the window to observe the world through the mind. A house without books is like a room without windows. -Wilson
23. I just want a stable job with more holidays. I just want to spend more time with my family and play. I don't know if this is ambitious. It's really exciting to watch others take BAT internship offer. There are still more than half a year to go to school. Let's go
24, throw away everything in the past, go to work well this year, have time to spend more time with my family, I want to get what I want one by one, and go wherever I want, even if I am alone.
25. Maybe when we want to make compensation, time has not given us the opportunity to spend more time with our children and family.
In fact, all I want is a warm home. A stable job will allow me to spend more time with my parents and family and my companions.
27. I give you my friend's best words. A friend is your shadow. Even if everything leaves you, your shadow will always be with you.
28. If you want your children to be filial, you must first respect the elderly.
29. Everyone has a happy New Year. Xiong Haizi is getting bored every day, and his thoughts change every year. Seeing that his family is getting thinner and thinner, he is not worried about whether it is true or not, but wants to spend more time with them, because he can never be sure which comes first, tomorrow or accident.
30. Through the vicissitudes of time between eyes and the mirror in front of Buddha, I finally understand that your company is my greatest happiness.
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