Quarrel lovers, who should bow first?

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"How did he bully you this time?" I put down my coffee.

"What else can I do?" My cousin skillfully walked into the auxiliary bedroom with his luggage.

She often comes to live with me, every time after quarreling with her boyfriend. Before, I would roll up my sleeves and try to help her vent. Now I can at most satisfy my sense of ceremony and ask with superficial concern.

On and off, I can't afford to accompany her.

I have worked in this city for ten years and achieved something. The salary is enough for me to rent a whole apartment by myself.

I don't know which relative leaked my living conditions, so I became my cousin's safe haven. Since then, my imaginary unbridled solitary life has often been disturbed by this girl.

"Elder brother, I'm hungry! Have you eaten? "

I sighed and got up to cook noodles.

Ten minutes later, I sat quietly in the dining chair and watched her eating my exclusive braised pork noodles.

"Aren't you getting married?" I pretended not to care and asked.

"Knot, definitely, but I have to torture this unreasonable guy. I know nothing about romance, even waves. He thought, so far he hasn't even sent me a flower. Don't apologize until my anger subsides every time you quarrel. Brother, do you think he is still a man? "

My cousin is eating noodles. She can talk to me at will. It seems that they have been practicing at home.

After listening to her words, my mood suddenly clouded:

You're not torturing your boyfriend, you're obviously torturing me, okay? How can a 30-year-old man find a girlfriend if he wants to take in a homeless female animal like you? Now I can't be naked at home, okay?

So, I made up my mind to let them make uncooked rice as soon as possible in order to free me.

Besides, I already have a plan.

"Go to bed early and don't forget to wash the dishes." I left without saying a word, for fear that she would find my "sinister" smiling face.

……

However, what should be tolerated must always be tolerated.

Almost every night, two people quarrel on the phone.

Go to the bathroom at night and pass by her room. I saw the girl doing yoga and talking on the loudspeaker.

When I got back to my room, I took out the ear cold I had prepared long ago and barely slept.

However, be patient and wait until the time is right.

Gradually, the two people no longer quarrel with hands-free, and the news prompts one after another. It is estimated that the battlefield has shifted to social software.

My patience has improved, and I can finally start my next plan.

That night, I deliberately worked overtime. At 7: 30, my cousin's phone call arrived as scheduled.

"Brother, don't come back, I'm starving!"

"I work overtime temporarily and order takeout myself." I said it was neither hot nor cold.

"I have no money, you give me some, hurry up!" Then hung up the phone. From the tone of her not blushing, I know a little why her boyfriend quarreled with her.

Swallowing this anger, I ordered a chicken steak rice with trepidation and sent it to my home, leaving my cousin's phone number.

"This is your first step towards the abyss!" I said silently in my heart.

An hour has passed and time is running out. I took out my mobile phone and sent her a message with the new number I recently set.

"Beauty, you are so beautiful. Can you make a friend? "

Soon, my cousin replied:

"Who are you? How do you know my phone number? "

Okay, I'm hooked!

"This you don't mind, I know your appearance, you are my dream lover ..."

The following is the punch line I found on the Internet, which sounded like a tsunami.

Then, I went home as if nothing had happened.

As soon as I opened the door, my cousin stood behind the door with a broom.

"What are you doing?" I'm really scared.

"Brother, someone sent text messages to harass me. Do you think it's just a takeaway? "

I grabbed her cell phone in a hurry.

"I don't think that's possible. The probability of such a thing is too small. Who do you think you have contacted recently? "

"no?" My cousin's eyes have been shaking.

I comforted her for a long time, but it was lukewarm. I suggest sending a screenshot of the harassment to my boyfriend to see his reaction.

Sure enough, my cousin called her boyfriend in the evening. Just talking and arguing.

I understand, the temperature is still very close. So, prepare for step two.

The next day, I sent several messages to my cousin with that new number. Of course, I didn't receive a reply.

When I go home at night, I will wait for my cousin to take a bath.

On summer nights, even if there is air conditioning in the room, the sweat left by the hot air during the day constantly urges everyone to take a bath.

My cousin plays mobile phone every night. When she takes a shower, her mobile phone will be on the sofa.

In the evening, I cooked her favorite braised pork noodles, specially put pepper, broke out in a sweat, and then played with my mobile phone.

When she was in the shower, I didn't hesitate to pick up her mobile phone and read it with the unlock code I had stolen.

Sure enough, the two quarreled on WeChat.

Boyfriend: I was right about this. You don't have to always blame me. I won't apologize.

Cousin: You are right. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have told you. I should be afraid.

Boyfriend: Then make it clear.

The cousin below didn't reply.

I quickly adjusted my state and helped her stand up again.

"I've been thinking these days, maybe it's a little too pungent for you."

"Are you all right?" Boyfriend replies.

"I'm fine, I just miss you." Add a crying expression. "That phone is harassing me again today. I'm scared that you're not around."

My boyfriend came back immediately and said, "Sorry, I'm not with you. Wait, I'll pick you up. "

Haha, it worked!

Except for the last one of his apologies, I deleted all the receipts I sent as my cousin.

Cousin also finished washing at this time.

"Your mobile phone is ringing." I pretended that nothing had happened.

Cousin quickly picked up the phone and her expression was instantly wonderful.

"Why is this guy suddenly considerate?"

After thinking about it, she hurried back to the bedroom. After a while, I packed my things and sat on the sofa looking at the door.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"He apologized to me and said he would pick me up later."

After a while, the news rang, and my cousin waved to me and left.

When they left, my phone rang and was answered by a new number.

"I warn you, don't harass my girlfriend again, or I'll make you regret it." The boy gnashed his teeth.

I held back my laughter, pressed my voice and apologized again and again.

……

It hasn't been half a year, and two people have received the license. And this secret that only I know is also ready to rot in my heart.

In fact, they always have each other in their hearts, just young people. Because of their face, no one apologized and no one bowed their heads.

All I have to do is bury a mine and light the fuse, and everything will follow.

Love is like this. People in love can't say anything in their hearts, just like nothing.

Love is not a face-saving project, what is needed is real care, not the boundary between you and me.

Therefore, if someone has you in mind but doesn't want to be romantic, I hope you can take the initiative to take a step, and taking this step is often the spark of love.