Take a driver's license test, talk about your mood and say a few words.

1. Master once said that someone took a road test: "Report!" "Come on up ..." "The rearview mirror is in good condition, and all the instruments are working normally ..." "You can fly if you want ..." The examiner replied ... for nearly half an hour. The students wondered why I didn't turn around when everyone else was just for a moment. Huh? ... finally unbearable ... demanding ... the examiner greatly ... should we turn around? The examiner replied, "Don't worry." ... this is Huangpu road ... keep driving ... how can I land in front of Tianhe airport? "

2. When traveling for a long time, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car, and kept saying "Come on, come on" when going downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

3. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

4. "When you get your license and buy a car, be sure to drive to the training ground and show it to me, so that I can remember you. When I meet you driving on the road, I will stay away!"

For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

6. Put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! Hey! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! Catch you! ! ! !

7. Go right! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

8. "Coach, I'm so nervous!" "What are you nervous about? It is pedestrians who should be nervous! "

9. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

10. I practiced piling again and suddenly heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

1 1. The car was driving very fast. He said, "What are you driving so fast for?" Is there any money ahead? " As he drove slowly, he said, "Are you still moving?"

12. When driving fast, the coach said: "Only when the courage of the official is getting bigger and bigger, and the courage of the driver is getting smaller and smaller, you are an exception!"

13. One day, the coach was so angry that he said something very violent: "Step on the handbrake!"

14. Master, did I pour it in? Master: "There is still a distance from China."

15. I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

16. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."