Resignation is very funny in the circle of friends. Tell me a cool and humorous resignation sentence.

1. It's hard for me to get used to it. When I meet the right taste, I want to keep it for myself.

I quit my job, and it's sunny! It's almost twenty days, and the rainy day has passed.

The smog is so heavy recently that I can't find my way to the company.

Forgive me for being bohemian and loving freedom all my life. I really can't get up at 8: 30.

The IQ is too low to be qualified for this job.

6. I don't want to work because I lost my mobile phone many times at work.

7. I want to quit my job as soon as I calculate my salary.

8. It doesn't matter how much money you have. The important thing in work is happiness.

9. I just want to be willful for no reason.

10. For the benefit of the company, I took the initiative to apply to be undercover in the opposite company!

1 1. I want to quit my job as soon as I calculate my salary.

12. I don't need to postpone my salary next month. I have taken all my customers with me. The proprietress should leave it to you!

13. I finally submitted my resignation letter smoothly, and suddenly I was so relaxed and in a much better mood.

14. I didn't have time to travel, so I went to Korea, booked a plane ticket and said I would refund it.

15. There is no overtime pay and no time limit for work.

16. Work is too boring. You might as well go to a temple to be a monk.

17. My wings are hard and I want to fly high.

18. I'm tired of the 5-kilometer takeout in Fiona Fang. I want to order takeout somewhere else.

19. I don't want to sell my soul anymore.

20. My weak shoulders can't bear the boss's lofty ideals.

2 1. I don't want to die young, so I have to wave goodbye.

22. I have no time for sex. I must look at the time when I go to the movies. Arrive at the store before 2 1:00 pm.

23. If someone asks for leave, they should stick to their posts on holidays.

24. Without friends, you can safeguard the interests of the company and offend people. You can't flatter, flatter, and have both ends. No friends, not even a person crossing the street.

25. There is no future. When it opened, the turnover was more than 700,000, but now it is only about 10. I have witnessed your glory and decline. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

I don't want to waste time. Many employees are fooling around now. I'm not old enough to fool around and get sick.

27. I'm going back to my hometown to inherit my family business. There happens to be a mine in my house.

I want to be as free as the wind. Goodbye.

29. You have to climb mountains when you go out to build a group. Don't you know I'm afraid of heights? Resign!

30. I have no money to pick up girls. And it's a waste of my time to pick up girls. And ruined my health because of hitting on girls. Goodbye!

3 1. Boss, my weak body can't keep up with your great dream.

32. I'm bald and I'm going to quit my job and have my hair transplanted in Korea.