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Classic sentences of men

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1, men and women, once slept, will have requirements for each other; There are demands, complaints, complaints and pains; Where there is pain, there is resentment.

2. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

Handsome man, who has no money, wants to make friends with you for your money.

4, borrowing money can be circuitous, courtship is best to go straight to the theme.

Men always have ways to make women they don't love give up and despair.

6. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

7. The general mentality of a simple man: She would rather suffer herself than enjoy happiness with others.

8. People who flatter you are like friends, just like wolves look like dogs.

9. There is no prize for the second place-such as war; Like love.

10, a cheating man is like a bill dropped on cow dung. If he doesn't pick it up, he will feel sick.

1 1. Men are in charge of the world and women are in charge of men. It takes wisdom to govern the world, and men can't govern by playing tricks.

12, it is better to please men than to please yourself. A woman who only pleases herself is doomed to topple the whole world.

13, men can swear and like beautiful women, but they can't flaunt themselves as a big man with so-called male chauvinism!

14, the perfect man can't give a woman a sense of security, and a sense of security is what women are looking for all their lives.

15, men are all small children. When he really loves a woman, he will feel dependent from the bottom of his heart.

16, the boss's face is called the boss, and the person who always cuts people is called the president.

17, men often have a traditional heart under the rebellious and wandering face.

18. A person is an angel when he has love, and a devil when he has no love.

19, it is not difficult for a man to make a woman obey, as long as he has assets.

20. Sweeten your mouth, use your head, act faster, be more efficient, do more, speak softly and smile more.

2 1, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

22. Sometimes, when a man says he loves you, he may just say it, but he doesn't love you in his heart!

23. Men who want to cheat women are finally cheated, and women who want to control men are finally remarried! There are no fools in this world, but you think others are fools.

24. A woman is like a book. Most men just want to read it and don't want to buy it.

25, not handsome, but good, no money.

26. People don't know what freedom is until they have children. When they found out, it was too late.

27. It is impossible for a woman to bloom alone. There must be a good man in her life.

28. In the contest between men and women, the loser is always a woman. Not because she is not smart enough, but because she loves him more.

29. Between men, the comparison is "net worth". Between women, the comparison is "is it worth it?"

A mature and independent man can give the lover around him the greatest sense of security.

3 1, 100% of women can't meet 100% of men.

32. Women are harbors and men are boats. No matter how beautiful the harbor is, if it can't bring peace to mankind, ships dare not approach it. If there are reefs and waves in the harbor, the ship had better drift in the sea.

When a man breaks up with a woman, the one who says he's sorry is the winner.

34. Women always make big things small, and men always make small things big.

35. A man's youth is superficial, and a woman's youth is a sign of value.

36. Men want to change when they reach an age, so don't always try to change a man. When he wants to change, he will change. When he doesn't want to change, nothing you do will change him.

37. Women value men's tomorrow, and men value women's today.

38. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

39. Women who spend men's money are attractive, while women who don't spend men's money have courage.

40. Romantic women always want to be the port where men call, but men always regard her as a bridge they cross.

4 1, men always love and love what they once had-not a man's playboy, but a man's desire for complete possession!

42. If a person has money, he will go bad. Yes, many men do. However, if a man has money, he will become bad, even if he has no money.

43. A successful man needs a relatively excellent woman. And this Excellence has nothing to do with her appearance, but is connected with her connotation.

44. Women can do it without spending men's money, but women who don't spend men's money also hope that this man can have inexhaustible money in his pocket.

In people's eyes, men's selfishness is "bad" and women's selfishness is "lovely".

46. In terms of potential and explosiveness, men are just men, but women are not. Every woman is like a nuclear bomb. If you don't play your potential, you will scare the eyes of people all over the world.

47. If a man wants to win a woman's heart, he must not dress worse than her. If a woman wants to capture her heart, at least she can't dress better than her!

48. Men like their daughters-in-law to look good, while women like men to be capable.

49. Smart women are regarded as lovers by men, while women who are too smart are regarded as opponents by men.

50. It is always a man's soft heart that gives a woman the courage to persist.

5 1, tears are smiles on women's faces, and smiles are tears in men's hearts.

52. Affection is a necessary skill for men to capture women. Affectionate is also the reason why men wander in love.

53. Men can't forget the women who almost got it but never really got it.

54. Don't look back. First love is the best, because it will die in time and there is no chance to get worse.

55. Talented men are ugly, handsome men don't make money, those who earn more don't care about their families, they care about their worthless, they are not romantic with a future, romantic is unreliable, reliable and timid.

56. A man who wants you can let him have it. A man who only wants to win for you, don't let him win.

57. Women are most afraid of the mentality of "marrying down", otherwise they will live uncomfortable all their lives: men will think this woman is too arrogant, and women will think this man is too fall in price!

58. There are many things in the world. Although you can see them clearly, you can't tell them. Some things are seen and recognized, and they must be said; Some things can't be said until death. A man is a man who can understand what must be said and what cannot be said.

59. The commonality of men is that although they can have their own love, they are unwilling to choose a woman who has also had "love" as a partner!

60. In fact, most good men are ugly.

6 1, a woman who makes a man tired must be beautiful, and a man who makes a woman tired must be rich.

62. For men, a learned girlfriend is face, and a too learned girlfriend is pressure.

63. Smart men are always waiting for women. He will be tempted by a woman's love, but not infatuated.

64. Don't give up pursuing your plan just because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision mainly depends on the personality of double play. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many beautiful women with hateful men.

65. Men should have men's drinking capacity, men should have women's advance payment, and men should have their own qualities.

66. A man who values marriage at a young age must have a lot of love in his heart.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

68. There are many ways to resist temptation, and the most effective one is timidity.

69. The only thing most husbands can do behind their wives' backs is to zip up their skirts.

70. Most people who first love don't understand love, so the first love fails more and succeeds less.

7 1, it is difficult for a big man to work hard on his own. It is a kind of nature to have a good woman. A great man is a big tree, standing tall and straight on his own. When the tree falls, who will shelter the woman from the wind and rain?

72. Men conquer the world and women manage men. There must be a steady woman behind a successful man. Women are men's best spiritual harbor.

73. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

74. Men are not afraid of anything, but they are afraid of meeting a woman like a demon, making faces and being delicate.

75. When interacting with the opposite sex, both men and women like erotic temptation with danger. Treat the same sex, men and women are not allowed to threaten him or her!

76. To make a woman have a good temper, a man must have good capital.

77. It is not easy for a man and a woman to sleep together willingly and frankly, which is probably one of the most difficult things for human beings.

78. A man pretends to be strong, but he is afraid that a woman will find him weak. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

79. A man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman.

80. The greatest charm of a man is not how handsome he is, but humor, which is also a manifestation of wisdom.

8 1, being a man is a physical activity, and being a woman is a mental activity.

82. Men have power when they think of women, and women become beautiful when they think of men.

83. Heaven is a place where all women are, except their wives.

84. Which man doesn't want to shine in front of the woman he loves? What woman doesn't want to instruct the man who loves her to stand up for herself?

85. Fate will open the door for you, but it will not accompany you on the road.

86. In the minds of rich men, women are never worth "money".

87. Men look down on men who are too tired of their families!

88. It's right for a man not to cry lightly. But the next sentence of this sentence is that when you cry, this person is a real man.

89. Men are just smart, but they can't achieve great things. A person can't grow up if he doesn't persist in stupidity. A person's life begins with setbacks.

90. Most men who are not handsome but are nice men with money think that you love them because of their money.

9 1, courage is: although you are scared to death, you still behave appropriately.

92. Most handsome, nice and normal men already have wives.

93. Success is like masturbation. It's fun to think ahead, but once you succeed, you'll be tired and bored.

94. It is wrong to get married hastily. Never divorce rashly again. Try it first. It's really not too late to leave now.

95. If a man has a woman outside, it must be that his woman is stupid.

96. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

97. The premise for a woman to treat a man as a buddy is often that this man is not too annoying, the conditions are not too bad, and there is room for further development.

98. Any woman is more mysterious, smarter, more vivid and fresher than a man, because a woman has a small mind, but she always knows what she needs. Even if you ask a woman what she will do in her next life, she will never choose to be a man.

99, a man, if you can't look up to him and appreciate him, it is very painful.

100, there is a thing that women have and men don't. This thing is called intuition. There is one thing that men have and women don't. This kind of thing is called rationality.

10 1. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

102, smart men treat women as prey, and stupid men treat women as pets. Smart men say to keep half, smart women turn a blind eye.

103, affectionate man's kindness to a woman is based on his "bad" to another woman.

104, the sign of an immature man is that he is willing to die bravely for a certain cause, and the sign of a mature man is that he is willing to live humbly for a certain cause.

105, men choose women with their eyes.

106, men like to tell white lies, and women like to be coaxed by men, but as long as she finds out that men lie and don't tell her to date other women, she won't listen to any more hype.

107. If he likes it, even if there is a tsunami or a flood, even if the Red Sox lose, he will still remember it.

108, it is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being considerate and gentle.

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