Friends circle tells humorous sentences.

Friends circle tells humorous sentences.

Tell humorous sentences in a circle of friends. The components of a sentence are words and phrases. The importance of words is self-evident. Words will make your heart strong. Sow an action and you will gain a habit. Let's take a look at the humorous sentences in the circle of friends.

Humorous sentences in friends circle 1 1. Don't retouch the picture endlessly. We all know how ugly you are in reality.

I will try my best to save money to buy an ATM.

3, making money is not important, happiness is the most important, why not do something to make yourself happy? For example, make money desperately!

4, two people's weight is not an order of magnitude, how can they be friends and can't play on the seesaw.

5. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are called eating, and those who are not good-looking and like to eat are called fools!

6. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself.

7. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

8. I woke up in the morning and thought I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered.

9. Young people should not lose confidence because of a math subject. You're not the only one who can't do it.

10, from now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never mention your cuteness and beauty.

1 1, full of wisdom, strongly propped up my face.

12, the mobile phone didn't ring for a month. Today, I had it repaired. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop.

13. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend if you catch it.

14, you lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got fat and got stuck in it.

15, the boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress hit him on the leg. I felt so loving in an instant that I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

16, the real warrior, fat and greedy, sleepy and staying up late, poor and idolized, ugly and controlled.

17, if you are money and I am a bank card, then I will definitely marry you.

18, beautiful collarbone unchanged, interesting belly bouncing around.

19, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

20. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

2 1. It has been predicted that it will be shouted at home during the summer vacation. If you don't make up lessons, you will be said to have poor study. If you make up lessons, it is said to be a waste of money. If you don't eat, call it a fairy.

22. You can't wake up a person who doesn't reply to the message, but a red envelope can.

23, see others on the road to success so hard, so diligent, so high-spirited, you ask yourself, don't you want to be their stumbling block?

24, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, delivery is too slow!

25. As the saying goes, many skills can't overwhelm you. You have been wandering the rivers and lakes alone for decades with a stunt, only to find that the most useful skill is "opening".

26. No matter how big the world is, I just want to revolve around you.

27, you stand there and I'll run over!

28. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

29. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

30. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.

3 1. If you don't marry me again this year, I'm afraid of getting married next year.

32. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

33. You have your poems and distance, and I have my laziness and arrogance.

34. The quality of the circle of friends at night is particularly high. You should drink and sleep. Only I am different, I am hungry again!

One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word "handsome" silently. I can't write at the same table. She looked up and glanced at my face quietly, and then she wrote.

36. This hot day is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is cold.

37. You have two choices: one is to get out at once, and the other is to get out at once. Of course, you can also choose to get out immediately.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

39, after breaking up, you when I sacrifice me when you die, finished.

40. One's biggest trouble is having a good memory. If everything can be forgotten, every day in the future is a new beginning.

4 1, someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society, and I replied: not because of poverty!

42. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

43. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

44. The tears you shed now are the water that entered your mind when you were in love.

45. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

46. I want to fall in love recently, but there is nothing good about it. No, no, I want to give up this idea.

47. It's not the first time we've met. Please call me wife first.

God, don't let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-partners for you!

49. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

50. Dead mice don't feel cold. The more late at night, the bigger the waves.

5 1, I met you with all my luck, and I will never make a wrong choice again.

52. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

53. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

54. Later, my face, arms, buttocks and thighs became good friends with fat, except my chest.

I am sleepy all the year round, and I am most awake only when I am lying in bed.

56. Later, the value of Yan was high, and no one looked down on it. I was single until now.

You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

58. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.

59. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.

60. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

6 1. Grandpa used to have a dog at home. He was afraid that it would steal food, so he put pepper on some food. Later, this guy was so angry that even Chili peppers were mixed with dog food.

62. I wonder what was the name of cobra before the invention of glasses?

63. Money can correct eyesight. Many friends lend me money and don't pay it back. I finally saw them clearly.

64. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

I will give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

66. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

67. It's going to land in Sri Lanka. You should first steal its QQ, seal its Weibo, take its computer and take its mobile phone, so that you can concentrate on your studies so as not to fail it!

68. You two seem to be a good match, and Yue Lao's garbage sorting is in place.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

70. What's it like to be with someone you don't like? I don't want to give him half a spicy stick.

7 1. There are always some friends around me: the first time I saw the plane, I didn't know which mental hospital I was released from when I got acquainted.

72. Some men are like Bluetooth. As soon as you leave, look for other equipment.

73. Although giving up won't kill you, you won't give up if you die.

74. Don't smile at me, no one is joking with you.

75. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, then reflect on why others can bear it.

77. It's impolite to invite girls to dinner on the spur of the moment. It is a big deal that people don't have time to wash their hair.

78. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

79. Girl, I think you have fine features and integrity. Can you enter my ancestral grave in a hundred years?

80. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just call me your half-year savings.

8 1, the first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

Tell humorous sentences in a circle of friends 2 1. Ask the fish for water, the horse for direction, and the Buddha for the origin of my life. And I, I am a dust that hurts anyone's heart.

2. The quickest step is not to leap, but to continue; The slowest pace is not a small step, but a wandering; The best way is not the main road, but to be careful; The most dangerous road is not a steep slope, but a trap.

An unintentional word may ignite a dispute, a cruel word may destroy life, a timely word may ease tension, and a caring word may heal wounds and save others.

4, your mood must be good, what you want is not necessarily what you need most. Work hard and sleep hard. Even if you are sad, you should hide it. It's not late autumn, and your harvest hasn't arrived yet.

5, life is bumpy, rain or shine, never stop. Work hard, overcome yourself, and have no regrets.

6. I have always maintained such a belief in my life that the meaning of life lies in giving, giving, not accepting and not fighting for it.

7. The greatest happiness in life lies not in what you have, but in what you pursue.

8. People can't be too complicated. Our world was originally simple, but people's complicated thoughts made this society horrible, helpless and mercenary. It is because an overly complicated idea often complicates some normal and simple things.

9. Only by making your self-abased mind confident can your bent body be straight; Only by making your weak body strong can the bound steps take off; Only by broadening one's narrow mind can one broaden one's short-sighted vision; Only by making your stupid mind smart can you abandon your stupid fantasy!

10, happiness and pain are also a high realm of life. It is a manifestation that human nature has reached a high level. If a person wants to have an eternal happy mood, he must experience countless pains, taste countless sorrows and experience the ups and downs of life, so as to truly understand the meaning of life and the coexistence of happiness and pain.

1 1, I don't know if what I'm doing at the moment is right or wrong, but I didn't know this until I finally died of old age. So what I can do at this moment is to do everything well and look forward to dying of old age.

12, friends who are tolerant of each other must be in the same boat for a hundred years; Couples who tolerate each other must have a pillow for a hundred years; A tolerant world must be peaceful and beautiful.

13, the bearing of living is to hold one's head high, stand alone in the cold winter, and be firm in the face of heavy snow. It is the carefree and quiet feeling of a big dog sitting in his study in a thunderstorm on a hot day and writing a composition without changing his face.

14. No matter where in the world, money is always the most effective and direct passport.

15, I'm sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of demeanor. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!