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On "Dogs provoke mice"

One day, a dog was lying in the sun at the door. Occasionally, when someone passes by, it will stand up and scream. But just then, a mouse jumped out and sneaked into the kitchen. A pair of small eyes staring at the dining table. The mouse thought proudly: this is the time for the old cat to take a nap. It's now or never! I wonder if dogs can quit. It looks, isn't this a mouse? ! The mouse is a bad thing. If it escapes, it must have done something bad. Anyway, hold it! So the dog ran away and the mouse made a few dollars and was killed by the dog. In fact, the old cat woke up long ago and didn't care when she looked up and saw the mouse. If there were fish fillets and milk, the mouse wouldn't be as nutritious as these, and she wouldn't bother! So he lay down again, licked his paws and continued to squint, but at this time, he couldn't sleep, because the dog came out, the dog also caught the mouse, and the owner that the old cat saw came out, so at that moment, he swooped at the mouse that was half-dead by the dog, regardless of the dog's side and mouth. The owner of this moment is beautiful. You see, the mouse caught it and deserved a reward, so it added a large piece of fish fillet to the cat bowl. For dogs, the owner can say: Look, Mimi caught the mouse, how amazing! Look at it. It's really good. The dog knows very well, but doesn't mind. It doesn't matter who holds it anyway. Just hold it, so he wagged his tail and continued to bask in its sunshine, making the cat proudly sway in front of it: Look, you are working hard.

So this becomes a dog in charge of mice. Who did that dog piss off? Taking mice is a cat's business. Your dog has been busy there for a long time, but it's just meddling and hard to please. But then again, what kind of mouse is this? It is one of the four evils. Besides the four pests, there will be mice. As the saying goes, "Everyone shouts when a mouse crosses the street"? "Everybody", who saw who played it? ! In this case, dogs should also take mice, right? ! The dog's duty is to look after the house and protect the home. It is a member of this family, and it should stand out when there are four evils in the family. Your cat should have taken the mouse away, but you didn't. In other words, you didn't do your job well, and the dog stood up safely to safeguard the interests of the family. Obviously, you cheated when you got a bargain.

It seems that dogs catch mice and cats catch mice. The difference is that catching mice is the job of cats, while dogs are butlers. On the other hand, if a cat barks at strangers one day, it will rob the dog of his job, won't it? In fact, this may be a bit frustrating, but it's true! It is harmful for everyone to plant it, and everyone has the obligation to see it. Besides, wouldn't this happen if the cat did its job well?