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Talk about people who eat a lot.

1, I know I have no right to force you to stay with me.

2. Abandoning you and never giving up is true love.

3. Lacrimosa, the weak, cheered up by tears.

Your heart is like an empty city, which has never been filled.

5, because it is really difficult to forget you, so I can't bear to love you!

6. Sages learn from wisdom, and wisdom seeks from learning.

7. I just don't think anyone will sympathize with a rotten person like me.

8. If you like it, you must add me! People who don't like it can respond with a silent smile; The person you like, that's casual, because your love will be unstoppable, unstoppable.

9. Wear other people's shoes and go your own way for others to find.

10, a true friend is someone who can accompany you through loneliness, loneliness and silence.

1 1, I have no time to fall in love with you, I want to marry you. This is the best confession I have ever heard.

12, "Why do you always have a mobile phone in your hand?" "Because one person can't let it go."

13, escape is an unseemly way of transcendence.

14, there are many people who invite you to dinner, but too few people can invite you to breakfast.

15, there is a person hiding in the softest place in everyone's heart, the person who once felt deeply loved, but never got it.

A classic saying: The person who can make you cry is always the one who can make you laugh.

1, the son preference problem that China could not solve for thousands of years was actually solved by real estate.

2. "Why do the surrounding application icons shake when deleting an application icon?" "Because they are afraid that you will delete it."

I struggled feebly, cried hysterically and then stood up and smiled at you.

4, you have to believe that there is no unattainable tomorrow.

As long as I receive your words, I will be so excited that I will be full of blood, rotate 380 degrees, cheer and shake my fist! Then calmly pretend to say: hmm.

6.= = Time tells me that it's time to be sensible after being unreasonable @

7. The person who can make you cry is always the one who can make you laugh.

8. There are no strangers in the world, only friends who have never met.

9. I had the best time, not because you were there in the best time, but because you were there.

10, in a word, distressed. Who can get a sentence "Where are you?" I'll be right there. "

1 1, I want to go into your heart and see what's inside.

12, resigned people are mortal; It is the strong who dominate their own destiny; Those who have no opinion are blind followers, and those who think twice are wise.

13, if I didn't meet you that day, how could I want to cherish the present?

14, relying on the mountain will fall, relying on water to draft, and never falling on your own.

15, I finally know why I should lick Oreos first, because then no one will rob me.

Please remember to tell me the man who cheated me.

First, now I have seen everything he knows. I know, I know that you are heartless, and I know that you are selfish and selfish beyond words. I also know that you are as timid as a mouse, and I also know that you are a liar and good at cheating. I know you are extremely despicable and contemptible.

Second, the world deceived me, and I must fight back. I will not let go of any happiness that belongs to me, even if the price I pay is to fall into hell from now on.

Third, people can change, but I don't know how you hide it so well. Did you have no conscience when you lied to me?

I will take revenge at all costs for the person who cheated me, so he will weigh the cost of cheating me.

Never hate liars and never forgive those who cheat me.

6. I will firmly remember cheating again and again, and I will get back today's injustice bit by bit.

Seven, everyone has only one chance to be added by me, only one chance to be good to me and always be good, and only one chance to lie to me. At the same time, there is also an opportunity that is not good for me. We should cherish my kindness. My innocence and beauty are not worthy of everyone.

I feel sad, not because you cheated me, but because I can't trust you anymore.

Nine, if life deceives me, then I will cheat back.

Thank the person who hurt me, because he honed my will! Thank the person who cheated me, because he enhanced my wisdom! Thank you for being my person, he awakened my self-esteem! Thank the person who abandoned me, because he taught me to be independent.

1 1. People who cheat me will trap me with lies again and again, and we will see who laughs last. Don't think that you can deceive the whole world. Idiots will still believe those stories.

If you do something wrong, I can cut you some slack. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. You broke my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But you have to remember: tolerance has a bottom line. I have a temper, not a horse!

13. Thanks to those who tried their best to cheat me. It's really hard for you to be so kind.

Fourteen, that's what I mean. If you don't love, you can not love, and you can give up me to pursue another feeling. But don't hide from me, cheat me and fail me.

No matter where our relationship will go, I hope we will always be honest with each other. It doesn't matter if you really don't love. That's your freedom. If it's true, I can bear it. As long as I don't cheat, I will be grateful.

There are many people you want to cherish, but you can't cherish them!

1, the heart is deep as the sea. There is a teenager hiding in the sea. He was overwhelmed by love and lingered.

I will expel you from my world, because we can never.

The more clothes a girl wears now, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!

4. powerlessness will splash on your hot face like a glass of cold water. Reality is far more cruel than imagined.

The best state is probably to get along as a good friend, but protect you as a boyfriend.

6. The universe outside the door is too unreal.

7. How proud the jade petals are, but the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River is infatuated. The valley is between mountains and rivers.

I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

9. It is better to struggle with sweat than to regret with tears.

10, the antonym of love is not love but love.

1 1, {thinking about the way to go} I stick to principles on the road of life and don't violate my original beliefs!

12, the first diving test will be held soon. Boyfriend: How can I pass the exam? Coach: Come back alive.

13, liking a person is not to reply to every dynamic, but to study the following suspicious comments.

14. You can't go back in time.

15, know how to choose, learn to give up, and endure loneliness and temptation!

16, once, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It only takes a needle in the most painful place, and then you want to cry, toss and turn, and become a doctor after a long illness. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.

17, what I want is not betrayal but your trust.

18, love is gone, only loneliness remains.

19, the eighth grade played the ninth grade. When Lao Ban knows, let's beat him up and blame him for the accident. I fell in love with the old class for the first time. hahaha

20. Falling in love with someone is sometimes just a moment, a heartbeat moment, and a heartache moment.

2 1, broken is not the most cruel, but the most cruel thing is to step on these fragments and pretend to be indifferent and stubborn to find them.

22. Bless you, my dearest,

23, lovelorn is like a cramp in the middle of the night, it will suddenly wake up and then it will hurt, but there is no way to control it.

24, remember you with heartache, tears blur your eyes, let you forget slowly! Those who once said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

25, graduation is just around the corner, and I have begun to miss everything.

26. If there is no retreat, it is better to let go.

27. Friends are just a cover, but the knife behind them is real.

28. two of a kind doesn't mean you can live forever.

29. American highway is called the loneliest highway in America.

30. Miss your voice? Your face.

3 1. He proposed to me in the hospital. That's when we just learned that I might be infertile.

One day you will believe that sincerity can touch a person.

33. When I shine, a thousand words of I love you are not worth it. When I am down and out, a thousand words of I am still here.

34. Try to let go, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand?

35. I will keep all the years about you in my heart and won't mention it easily. It's just a pity that you haven't settled down.

36. Being sad is your own, and being sad is a heart.

37. If one day. You found me quiet. Congratulations. You're finally losing me.

38. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

39. I always thought I was not sorry for anyone, but now I know that I am most sorry for myself.

40. Are you the person you envied when you were a child?

4 1, liking you is the most serious thing I have ever done in my life.

42. The boy's opponent is EXO and the girl's opponent is LOL.

You said you loved me, but I didn't see how much you loved me.

Is he handsome, gentle and not overbearing? You envy him and like him. I'm sorry, he is mine.