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During World War II, a German officer asked a Swiss officer, "How many of you can fight?" "500,000." "What would you do if I sent 654.38+00,000 troops into your country?" "Then we have to shoot twice each." Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me question you. Squid was very happy and said, cuff it, cuff it! An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the sign ahead suggests turning left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" Answer: "Right" So ... Hang up ... Tony is a stuntman. His performance is throwing steel knives, three, four and five steel knives around. One night after the performance, he tried to go home with a knife and was stopped halfway. The policeman said, "Why are you carrying the murder weapon?" Tony: I'm a stuntman. This is my prop! "The policeman said," I don't believe it. Please try to show it to me! Tony was throwing a steel knife on the side of the road ... I heard the car behind him stop and someone said, "Wow! It's really strict to test drunkenness now! Teacher: Why is the exam so bad? Maruko: My glasses are not enough ... Xiao Ye: I sprained my neck. Xiao Fang: The classmate in front is too tall. Xiaolan: The students next door use pencils. I can't see clearly ... "How about Xiao Xin? Xiao Xin: Because I was sitting among the four of them ... The judge looked at the defendant and asked suspiciously, "Do I seem to have seen you? The defendant looked up hopefully and replied, "Yes. I introduced your wife to you twenty years ago. " "That was you! The judge gnashed his teeth and said, "I sentence you to 20 years in prison." W: If we get married, will you quit smoking? "Man:" Yes. Woman: "Do you still give up drinking?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "Not going to the club at night?" Man: "Yes. W: Is there anything else to give up? M: The idea of getting married. Knowing that he had cancer for a short time, the patient went to see a doctor for examination. The next day, the doctor told him that I have good news and bad news for you ... Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You still have two days to live. Patient: What's the bad news? Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday ... One day, Xiao Ren found ten dollars at the corner of the alley. He happily ran to tell his neighbor Xiao Yang. However, Xiao Yang vowed, "I must have accidentally dropped it in an alley yesterday. ".Xiaoren said," Are you sure you dropped it? ... yes, I found two fives! Xiao Yang said, "It must have been broken when you fell to the ground." ..... "Roll call after class, and 50 points will be deducted if you don't get the final score! When I saw a senior, I jumped over inexplicably, and he shouted, "Teacher, you didn't get to the point!" " "The old teacher over sixty looked down and said," No ~ "