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Humorous sentences that bask in one's own beauty

The humorous sentences of basking in one's plain face are as follows:

1. Life in a circle of friends is like a beautiful picture of Xiu Xiu. I wear makeup, and my lips are red and my teeth are white, and my manners are graceful. Only when I am plain can I see spots on my face and my face is dark yellow.

2. Now life is plain everyday, flat shoes that are no different from my aunt's, and a listless life. I feel only ugly, and then it is even uglier.

3. Living in a big city, I am really too simple. I can't forgive myself for ordering a song without lipstick.

4. I was fascinated by my plain face just now. Sure enough, I can't take a bath for too long, and I have too much brain water.

5. Every time I finish my hair, I feel old and beautiful.

6. Wash your make-up. You said you were willing to make a frame of make-up for me, make-up for me, and give up all your makeup for me. You are such an affectionate woman that no one does not love you. You are such a beautiful woman that once you get dressed, you will definitely win the championship. You smile for me in this life and the next, and I splash ink for you in this life and the next. Luan mirror ying ying, we can see that the beauty is still the same, just for me to take off the fork to powder.

7. When I came back without makeup today, I suddenly felt so young without makeup and glasses.

8. Staying at home for a long time is prone to hallucinations, and being unkempt for a long time makes me feel pretty without makeup.

9. I've been without makeup for too long recently, and I'm beginning to feel better when I look at my own.

1. I was in a bad mood before taking a shower and felt ill-fated. After the shower, I was in a particularly good mood when I looked at myself in the mirror after the fragrant bath.