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After zero zero, young people have low wages and high expenses.
2. With authority in hand, who dares to fight with me?
3. Leave your troubles behind and sleep peacefully;
4. usually eat more and take more, looking for opportunities to steal oil.
It's very painful to get paid every May Day holiday, and it can't be less! Because of the money.
6. If you can stand up more times than fall, you are strong!
7. I don't know love when I am young, but I don't know love when I am middle-aged.
8. Walk into the workshop and see that everyone is working hard;
9. I knew the salary was low, but I didn't expect it to be so low; I thought it would be low, but I didn't expect it to get lower and lower. Take the money to sell cabbage and worry about that. I have nothing to say at all.
10. Q: Since you are not satisfied with your present job, why don't you quit? A: At least there is a salary! For the money, really. ...
1 1. I'm from far away, and I don't have any gifts. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.
12. If you can remember me for a lifetime, even if you hate me for a lifetime, I will.
13. Never need to be responsible, and there is no storm warning.
14. Officials spent a lot of money, but they all went into the chimney.
15. There are many stars and beautiful women in the company;
16. The world is so big, the house price is high, the salary is low, and there is no place to live if you lose your family.
17. You don't have to say, I know. I'm beautiful,
18. They are simple and honest. Most of them come from all parts of the motherland. When the family reunites, they have already started packing simple luggage, leaving their hometown and coming to the construction site with the entrustment of their parents and the expectation of their wives and children. From then on, they began a tense, busy and hard new year.
19. There is the sun in the sky and you in the water. You've been playing dog crawling all day.
20. Wandering around at will, and some people brag.
After zero zero, young people have low wages and high expenses. People at my level are very reluctant to take the train: they often ride tricycles and sell Tianjin hemp flowers everywhere.
22. The morning sun can't shine on my ass.
23. Put women so far away from men and so close. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?
24. If you want a gust of wind, you can walk with your legs up.
25. Now wages are the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!
26. There is a story circulating in the circle of friends: Some people say that I have no money for the New Year, so I just smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on a tree fork all day. Who leaked the news?
27. Working hours are always longer than rest hours, not to mention shifts. Low salary, poor treatment, and frequent deduction of overtime pay.
28. Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.
29. Don't be afraid of short-lived death if you earn less money;
30. If you don't look back, a river will flow eastward;
3 1. Actually, smoking is like putting your hand into jeans, not trying to be cool. At that time, because I felt cold, I would put my hand in my trouser pocket when my hand was cold. My heart is cold. Have a cigarette. If one pack is not enough, then one pack.
32. When you have no money,
Apart from the low salary, this company is doing well. It's a bit difficult to lose weight on this meal! When is the salary high and the weight low?
34. Health and longevity are the center, and two barrels of gold are confused and chic;
35. "Job-hopping" should have both the cruelty of "jumping off a building" and the skill of "diving", and it is best to have the flexibility of "flea", otherwise it is best to "lie in the trough".
36. I am idle like a salted duck egg every day, and my salary is as low as a bastard.
37. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and all come from the unaccustomed absence of one party. Once this kind of unaccustomed, the distance will be alienated.
38. In fact, it is difficult for people to have a guilty heart. Because in everyone's eyes, others are pitying themselves: you have to have a guilty heart, and you have to feel guilty about yourself. People with this mentality can be found everywhere.
39. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.
40. I like to delve into history in my spare time, especially the Qing history, a big fan of concubines in the palace.
Young people have low wages and spend money like water.
Young people have low wages and spend money like water (first sentence) 1. The salary is not ideal, and eating is like fighting.
2. People are not noble, but noble because the temptation is not enough; People don't care about loyalty, loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are not high enough!
I love you so much that I can't extricate myself. I hate your guts.
4. I am far from home, my salary is very low, I am as busy as a dog, and sometimes I get angry. What's the point of continuing?
As for going to school and going to work, it's getting harder and harder to make up reasons for taking time off.
I'm not satisfied with my present job, but I have to keep doing it. Alas, I'm drunk when I shoot my mouth with my salary deducted.
7. If you can remember me for a lifetime, even if you hate me for a lifetime, I will.
M: I am a mature man, but I am young: I am 87 years old and my face is covered with acne.
9. If you can't learn something, you should show it off everywhere.
10. I thought I wanted a career, but I found that I just wanted a salary.
1 1. Oil-free and tasteless sand, so tired and want to go home.
12. A woman's body is far more honest than a woman's mouth.
13. It really annoys those who have no brains to do things. The IQ is all used to avoid those who are lazy and expect others to wipe their bottoms, and those whose wages are low every day.
14. Walking into the workshop, everyone is working hard;
15. It is enough for superior leaders to inspect, as long as they are obedient.
16. Morality binds others and makes love with others.
17. It is better to settle down sincerely, cherish life, cherish time and not waste life.
18. If you don't log off at midnight, you will become a witch.
19. I think it's really difficult in this city. Slow money, quick money. Low salary and many routines. Alas ..... Where is my future, where is it?
Divorced people often complain about the mistakes they made when they got married.
Young people have low wages and spend money like water (Chapter II) 2 1. Put women so far away and put them so close to men. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?
22. Be late and leave early at will, and neglect their duties at will.
23. Collecting protection money every day is a hundred times better than working!
24. Why do you study so late? Is it love? Is it diligence? Because the salary is low! ! ! ! ! !
25. It doesn't mean that you will starve to death if your salary is low. Three dishes and one soup is a meal, and steamed bread is also pickles. Everyone has different laws, which is nothing.
26. Men need to take a lot of things to the grave. Because a successful man needs to bury many things, such as love, such as glory. And, like life.
27. The first rule of survival is that you can be mean and hurt yourself, but you must never be stupid enough to let others hurt you!
28. How many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill after my psychological counseling? I saved them.
Sighing that you can't get what you want is also a waste of time. Only robbery is the last word.
30. overtime, the kind with low salary and no overtime pay.
3 1. To be honest, I had expected that my salary would be very low when I returned to Guiyang, but the intensity of my work was so great that it was really unexpected.
32. After 40 years of life course and haste, I persisted in inner peace. Many past events have become memories, but they cannot be turned into sadness. On the way forward, I have the scenery ahead, and I stick to my inner calmness and tranquility. Even if I lean against the railing alone, maybe you have many friends, but you still have to learn to adapt to loneliness and learn to be brave, because even the best friend may have a young man who parted ways and said that his girlfriend left him because he had no money, so he could only play games at home and sleep at weekends. I said: She left you not because you had no money, but because you only played games and slept at home. When you have no money, do you take her to climb the mountain on weekends? Will you do DIY hot pot at home? Will you do nothing and watch Korean dramas with her quietly? You think everything is bought by money, but you don't know that a man's decadence is more disgusting than having no money. -Ai Mingya
33. Insomnia, I only sleep 8 hours a day.
34. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.
35. My figure is very big, giving people the feeling of being a big brother: Wu Dalang, the big brother of Song Wu.
36. This kind of life is really boring. The salary is low, there are many things, and I have to send my children to school every day.
37. Now wages are the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!
38. There is a dead fish in the water. I think it may be because of drinking too much water.
39. It's really annoying! This job is like a year! Work overtime every day! I just lost my salary! No subsidies! Be scolded every day! I don't know what I'm doing.
40. Gao Fushuai felt sorry for the beauty pass. I'm just an ordinary person, but the beauty let me through.
Men's wages are low, and girlfriends don't want to get married.
Men's wages are low, and girlfriends don't want to get married. 1. Go to work as Niu B, and leave as Sb one month later. I will definitely try my best.
Only by shopping with women can I really understand the true meaning of this sentence. If it is wrong to have money, I would rather be wrong again.
3. Walk into the workshop and see that everyone is working hard;
You don't have to say, I know. I'm beautiful,
Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.
If there are only good people in this world, we can't live, just like light and darkness. Without darkness, light is meaningless.
7. Strength comes not from bullets, but from lies. Tell a big lie and the whole world will dance with you!
8. I'll take you shopping when I get paid.
9. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
10. There is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for achievement; Lazy people who are unsuccessful in socializing expect the peak; People are ugly and control their friends, and they don't like houses. Single, always melodramatic, without money, or willful.
1 1. Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.
12. My stomach is bad. I might as well have a bottle of red bull.
13. I'm so tired that I can't move.
14. Smart people don't say how to hold a good hand, but know when to leave the table.
15. Kindness needs no return, quiet and spacious;
16. There is the sun on the horizon and you in the water. You've been playing dog crawling all day.
17. They are simple and honest. Most of them come from all parts of the motherland. When the family reunites, they have already started packing simple luggage, leaving their hometown and coming to the construction site with the entrustment of their parents and the expectation of their wives and children. From then on, they began a tense, busy and hard new year.
18. If it's my husband, just listen: I'll just say it, or there will be no good fruit to eat; To be honest, I will pay in the class; Don't look at other women when shopping. If you dare to say nothing, you will be severely punished.
19. Hard work and low salary make it difficult to grant leave; Working every year, worrying about overtime like a monkey every day; There is no reason to be scolded for working overtime without pay every day; I shook my head when I met a boss with low salary and low salary. It's the end of the month, and I'm worried that I don't know when I can come out.
20. The most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower.
Men's wages are low, and girlfriends don't want to get married. My chef, one day, a guest ordered a shellfish dish. I usually like to play tricks on people, so I carved it on a shell: another plate. Then the guest really came to get it, and the boss gave it to me. When I paid my salary, I found that the salary was less than the food.
22. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!
23. Usually eat more and take more, looking for opportunities to hijack.
24. Add coarse grains to green vegetables and tofu to save money and keep healthy;
25. I am very enthusiastic and often care about the lives of ordinary people. When I went out, I saw someone who forgot to close the window. I heard that someone wants rice. I want to go out and be quiet. The police are coming for me. I have to hide for a while.
26. Delicious food is not uncommon. Swallow three inches, who can see?
27. The factory is not my home, and my salary will never increase;
28. I don't have a skill, but I still don't work and complain about my low salary all day. It's really a terminal illness.
29. Being lovelorn is like catching a cold. Whether it is cured or not, it will be fine in half a month.
30. For me, a teacher is a job with long working hours, low salary, more pay and less parental support! If I don't even listen to my children, I really don't want to go to work at all
3 1. I am not an ATM. What's the balance this month? !
32. Put women so far away from men and so close. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?
33. My years of edification in Tsinghua have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a stall at the school gate in Tsinghua.
34. Are you tired of working overtime? In fact, it is not tiring to work overtime, but it is tiring to work overtime with low wages.
35. Everyone thinks that Guangdong is like Hong Kong.
36. Opportunities are often subtle. When I made up my mind to go abroad, a classmate told me that a construction company was short of budget staff and asked me if I could go. At that time, I agreed without hesitation, but I was not practical, because I was a person who was not good at language expression. If you go to work in other places, you will inevitably meet many people. How does a person like me fit into life? But having my own career and the desire to bear my own expenses independently overcame my cowardice, and finally I went to that construction unit.
37. If you can't give me the expected response. Then don't press the yellow line
38. I wish you a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, just watch duets, plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to beautiful duets, get paid twice, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, and everyone says you are stupid!
39. Working every year is even more worrying. Going to work every day is like a monkey; Overtime is unpaid and there is no reason to be scolded every day; When I met my boss, I bowed my head and shook my head when I got paid. By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.
40. Why bother? ! Is it because he is not cruel enough? Or blame yourself for not being stupid enough? ! The word "state" of mentality, taken apart, means that the heart is bigger. My heart is getting bigger every day, how can my mentality be bad? I don't want to be an episode in your life, I just want to be a perfect ending in your life. Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people must always learn to grow up by themselves. In this life, some things are unexpected. People's mental maturity is a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is most important and what is not. Then, be a simple person. Only unhappy people can bask in happiness, and truly happy people have no time to bask in happiness. People who have no money will show off their wealth, while those who have real money will pretend to be poor. People who lack love will show their love every day, and those who really love have long been married and have children. People who are weak in heart should always praise their kindness. People who are really kind are well-known and need not brag. Therefore, what is lacking is what to bask in. Good days are not sun-baked, but live. No matter how the past is, the past is over, and the best is always waiting for you in the future. You haven't finished anything, so don't make excuses afterwards. Those high-sounding reasons are all excuses to prove their cowardice. Celebrate if you win, start again if you lose, and don't rub your feet. As long as you make up your mind to do it, no one in this world can stop you. All the gossip and adding fuel to the fire, as long as you don't take it to heart, will eventually become the booster of your dream. Remember: everyone has been humble, but not everyone is small all his life. I feel like I can do it. I can't. Actually, it's just a moment. 1 Be a simple woman, take off your pearls and live quietly in your own spiritual world. Pro-landscape, close to nature, love pen and ink, and manage yourself into a faint landscape. Perhaps, she won't make people stunned in an instant, but she is like a small potted plant in front of the window, green, unpretentious, Jing Ya, sniffing, watching and pondering. I admire those who can endure, hide their pain so deeply and share their happiness with others. In fact, their inner sadness has already flooded, but it seems as if nothing has happened, and the years fly by. -Bai Mei
Low salary, heavy life pressure and long prison term.
My salary is low, my life is stressful and I feel tired. 1. Don't look back, a river flows eastward;
I believe in fate. In the vast sea of people, there will always be a person with the same red line on his feet.
If you count the increase of salary and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!
4. Are you tired of working overtime? In fact, it is not tiring to work overtime, but it is tiring to work overtime with low wages.
Although I am very tired and my salary is low, I am very happy in class and sleeping.
6. When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation.
7. The new year is about to begin. I wish my friends and relatives a double harvest in the Year of the Tiger. Qi Fei will have a long vacation!
8. Three meals a day, seven or eight full;
9. The tenth world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.
10. Walking into the workshop, everyone is working hard;
1 1. Put women so far away and put them so close to men. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?
12. If there are 10,000 people in the world who love you, it must be me. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, it must be me. If no one in the world loves you, it must be that I am dead.
13. Maybe only in the farthest time can you truly see the days you have passed. Missing is always hidden, and the most reluctant thing in life is always hidden the deepest and not known.
14. Who dares to fight with me?
15. It hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, not to pay less! Because of the money.
16. A woman's body is far more honest than a woman's mouth.
17. When a person sees through the essence of everything, he will show indifference.
18. My stomach is bad. I might as well have a bottle of red bull.
19. Look before you leap. This has always been the ultimate reason for being invincible.
20. My figure is very big, giving people the feeling of big brother: Wu Dalang, Song Wu's big brother.
My salary is low, my life is stressful, and I feel very tired. 2 1. Eat without food, save money and fall in love.
22. I came from far away and didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.
23. When you are criticized by leading colleagues as useless, don't be devastated, because progress is revenge, and retreat is an abyss with no future.
24. I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere at the thought of going to work tomorrow.
25. I was 20 minutes late by visual inspection. Alas, the salary is low and there is no motivation to go to work. Fortunately, I don't have to punch in. ...
26. Insomnia, I only sleep 8 hours a day.
27. There is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for performance; Lazy people who are unsuccessful in socializing expect the peak; People are ugly and control their friends, and they don't like houses. Single, always melodramatic, without money, or willful.
28. Boss, if you are tired of scolding yourself, drink a glass of water before scolding. Remember to calm down and pay me.
29. It's too difficult for me. When I had no job, I said I had no job. Now that I am working, I hate my low salary. It's too difficult for me!
30. Usually eat more and take more, looking for opportunities to hijack.
3 1. Most wanted water: salary; The hardest work: life; The most beautiful flower: the rich flower.
32. People live, struggle for wealth, struggle for diligence, struggle for others, struggle for waste, struggle for the future, think and struggle for a clear conscience. Being rich is a kind of ability, having no money is a kind of strength, and having more money and less money is a kind of living method, but you don't know that people are going to fight until you look at yourself.
33. Why do people feel very happy when I wear a mask?
34. There are many stars and beautiful women in the company;
35. I am very enthusiastic and often care about the lives of ordinary people. When I went out, I saw someone who forgot to close the window. I heard that someone wants rice. I want to go out and be quiet. The police are coming for me. I have to hide for a while.
36. The city lights are charming, and the working day is really tired;
As time goes by, my parents will leave before me, and my children will leave me when they grow up, and only my wife will accompany me through this long life.
38. The little brother next door graduated from the University of Technology in architectural design, and he was drawing his own new house decoration map as soon as he got off work. Full of fun in life. The point is, he told me that my salary was 15 thousand last month, and my life must be full of fun, too What are the three bad majors? Architecture, biology, law?
39. White-collar workers: I got paid today, paid the rent, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pocket and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month …
40. There is a story in the circle of friends: Some people say that I have no money for the New Year, so I just smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on a tree fork all day. Who leaked the news?
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