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Self-satisfied humor, saying short sentences

1. Nothing you really like and want can be easily obtained.

2. Sincerity is worthless, and the right person is priceless.

Soft-hearted people are not easy to be happy Others hurt her, or she hurt others, making her feel uncomfortable.

I hope you don't have to go through the hardships I have experienced, and I hope you are touching my existing happiness.

He was sitting in a coffee shop waiting for his friend. A girl came up and asked, Are you here for a blind date with Aunt Wang? He looked at her. She is just her type. Thinking about why I didn't make a mistake, I quickly agreed. On the wedding day, he declared that he was not going on a blind date. My wife said with a smile, neither am I, just looking for an excuse to talk to you. This example tells us that when the opportunity comes, we should seize it without hesitation!

6. Even if he is so bad and disappointing, he is the person I loved after all. /Shuo Shuo/

7. Don't ask me why when I hit you in the face, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

8. Getting used to this thing is terrible, especially when you have to face change.

9. I'm actually quite proud. If you don't coax me, I can say goodbye to you. I am cute, too. If you fool me, I will definitely go with you.

10. Instead of mutual suspicion, it is better to go their separate ways, laugh generously and walk generously.

1 1. Hot and cold are the most torturous and repetitive.

12. This is the world. There is always a large group of people laughing with you, and only one person is sad with you.

13. Casual means that I am too lazy to think about it, but you must come up with a satisfactory answer.

14. Don't fall in love with your ears. What really benefits you is all the details. It's easier to meet people who are kind to you, but it's harder to treat people who are always kind.

15. The main reason why you are too tired is that you are too sensitive and soft-hearted.

16. Looking for a wife must find two types, one is my type and the other is my type.

17. Maturity means that you can tolerate the imperfection of life and bear the ups and downs of the world.

18. Love to drink mineral water. Strangely, every time I go to the supermarket to buy water, I will hesitate for a long time in the beverage freezer before choosing a bottle of mineral water. It's like meeting more people outside, winding the 18-bend mountain road, and you are still in my heart.

19. What you lack is not someone who says good night to you, but someone who can make you feel at ease at night.

20. Missing in the middle of the night began to spread after you said good night.

2 1. On bad days, learn to find a happy reason for yourself every day, even if the sun is warm and the electricity is full.

22. You don't have to work hard to stay, and you don't have to work hard to stay. Come and go freely.

23. We spend three years in junior high school looking forward to three years in senior high school, four years in college and six years in primary school, and finally we spend our whole lives paying homage to our youth.

24. I remember I wrote your name in the textbook, and then the textbook was lost and you couldn't find it.

25. The girl who is easy to chase is not because she is cheap, but because she loves you. The girl who is not easy to chase is not because she is arrogant, but because she is unwilling to make do.

26. I hope that all the sufferings and many misfortunes that I am deeply saddened by now can be laughed off in the future.

27. No one can control your mood, only you don't let yourself indulge and stay up late. No one has a story in his heart, but he has learned to control it. Talk to yourself, talk to yourself.

1, a dream that will be laughed at, has practical value. Even if you fall, your posture will be very heroic.

2, try your best to force yourself to be excellent, and there is not much youth left. classic quotations

3. If your life is already at a low point, go boldly, because whatever you go, you are going upward.

Every morning, I remind myself once again that life is short and beautiful, and there is no time to struggle and care. Life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition, and live your life quietly. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

5, the road of life is bumpy, don't be sad when you fall, get up and dust yourself, there is heaven ahead.

6. Live yourself like a queen, and you can attract the king. What kind of person you are, you will attract what kind of people.

7. Don't make any noise if you can carry it yourself. It's not nice to put on airs.

8. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard later. If you don't work hard now, you won't give strength in the future.

9. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself.

10, compared with what you want, makes people grow.

1 1, the process of shaping yourself is very painful, but in the end you can gain better yourself.

12, every truly powerful person has to live without help and support. Everything is supported by oneself, and all emotions are only known to oneself. But as long as you bite the bullet, everything will be different. No matter who you are, no matter what you are going through, stick to it and you will see your strongest self.

13, everything will be fine, even if it is not today, there will be one day.

14, don't let setbacks take away your smile and that initial dream.

15, there are always people who are better looking, smarter and younger than you, but no one can replace you.

16, many troubles stem from not being cruel enough. Everything you do should take into account the feelings of others. If you always take care of others, who will take care of you

17, don't bring trouble to yourself because of the ignorance of all beings. Don't make yourself miserable because of the ignorance of all beings.

18, everything must have a deadline, otherwise, most people spend as much time as they have.

19, I learned later that others will only praise you for being sensible, gentle and good-tempered, and only those who really care about you will care that you have been wronged.

20. Tears are not the answer, but struggle is the choice. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

2 1, do you know that under my strong appearance, there is a heart full of holes?

22. Not everyone in this world knows you. If you are misunderstood by people who don't understand, you don't need to argue. We choose silence. Sometimes misunderstood by our favorite people, we are so sad that we don't want to argue, so we have to choose silence. Life often has many speechless moments. Not all right and wrong can be distinguished, not all disputes can be clarified, and sometimes silence is our best answer and interpretation.

23. I am simple. Whoever is good to me is doubly good to him. This sentence will never expire.

24. Your self-esteem is damaged, and your anger is uncomfortable. But after venting, please continue to live. We have no luxury of wasting time.

25. When you hate someone more, he will always appear in front of you; And when you miss someone, you can't find him all over the earth.

26. I can be defeated, but I am not allowed to get up.

27. Many people like running, but not many people run every day; Many people have dreams, but not many people stick to a dream; Many people like to study, but not many people study every day. In real life, everyone's thoughts are rich, but not many people can persist in doing one thing. Therefore, some people succeed, some people fail, some people laugh, some people cry, and the key depends on whether you can persist.

28. Two simple choices every morning: go back to sleep or get up and chase your dreams. When you are confused, choose a more difficult road.

29, some things, try your best to fail, helpless, have to go away; Some people can't wait for the opportunity and have to leave; Some feelings, the lover is unknown and fruitless, so we have to give up. Those who can't live can only be abandoned; If you can't expect it, you can only give up; If you can't stay, you can only terminate. Life is like this, it is not easy to choose and it is difficult to give up. The bitterness of life lies in choosing, and the difficulty of life lies in giving up. Life, in the final analysis, is to choose and give up.

Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up. Sometimes it takes courage to choose happiness.

3 1, I am me, fireworks of different colors, the sky is boundless, I want to be the strongest bubble.

32. Why do you stand in your memory and refuse to go out? The sun is still waiting for you outside.

33. Tell yourself that the world is real and worth paying for.

34, fun is the premise of making friends, useless, many people have made a mistake.

Nostalgic people are always the most vulnerable. They like to wait for the rest of their lives and say, "I'm fine, but how long can he remember you when you miss the past?" . Many things are like the weather, hot and cold, and it's already a season when you realize it.

36. What you need to pay is just a little tenderness in your heart, as hard as iron.

37. Maybe a person can only smile when he is really helpless.

38. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.

39. You know you can do it, and others think you may be able to do it. Then, cut the crap and do it again. Other grievances are in vain. If you don't shine, don't blame others for their lack of vision.

40. Any enjoyment that is not obtained through hard work will soon become boring.

4 1, conquest of paradise's power can only be achieved through hell.

42. If a person gives you a lot of pain, don't bear it. Many people regard concession as tolerance, but the premise of tolerance is mutual understanding. Just because I can bear it too much, I will never turn over. Temper is a great thing, but you can't do it without it.

43. Hope: People I like don't get involved; More hope: people I don't like fuck off.

44. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

45. Talk to yourself. If you talk to yourself, don't try. I will rent a wedding dress in the future.

46. I heard that people who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other.

47. Ignoring others' feelings is selfish, and caring too much about others' feelings is self-abuse.

48. The cold water spilled on you should be boiled and then poured back.

49. What a person shows off means what he lacks in his heart.

50. People who are moved by their true feelings will be moody, because if they pay too much, there will be gains and losses.

5 1, either there is no social fear or communication barrier, or you are too lazy to meet some people you don't want to know and deal with some things you don't want to deal with, because you know that few people in this world are really good to you, so you only spend your time on worthwhile feelings.

52. Without contempt, patience and struggle, there is no destiny that can be conquered.

53. It's better to use your time alone to make yourself better, surprise the people who come and give yourself a good explanation.

54. Education has never been used to restrain others, but to restrain oneself.

55. There is no word "slot". All difficulties are the only way to reach the top. If you stop, this is the bottom, if you continue, this is the uphill.

56. I am so poor that I don't work hard. Who is qualified to sigh?

57. Being angry is to punish yourself for what others have done wrong.

58. Don't always magnify bad emotions infinitely and make it hard for yourself.

59. Abundant energy and tenacious determination have created many miracles.

60. Anything can always become simple as long as you are willing.

202 1 tell yourself and your mood. Talk about phrases.

1. Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

There is nothing good about people, but the degree of bad is different.

There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them.

Born in this world, there is no feeling that is not full of holes.

Perhaps, he never loved you as much as you think. Habit is not like, dependence is not love, it is time to be more self-aware, less romantic, or separate, each in his place.

6. What you lost never really belonged to you, so you don't have to regret it.

7. People only care about what they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.

8. Anything can be simple if you want.

9. When the flowers on the balcony withered, I went to the nearby mountains to pick some beautiful ones. The cinema I used to go to was closed, so I went home and sat on the sofa watching my favorite old movies. Everyone who has been around has left, so they put aside the past and study hard to make money. There are thousands of ways to make yourself happy. Why not let go of dying memories? People will grow up, and things that were once regarded as treasures will gradually become indifferent, just as nothing is indispensable to you. /Shuo Shuo/

10. I often tell myself not to hang myself in the tree, and I got lost in the forest.

1 1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

12. I wanted to give the world a warm hug, but I was caught off guard by all directions.

13. How long life is just a story told by others.

14. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stubbornly insist on what you shouldn't insist on.

15. Don't tell others that you had a bad day, and don't say anything to others, because it is useless to say it.

16. Life is like riding a bike. Only by constantly advancing can we maintain balance.

17. When two people are happy together, they want to be together if they are unhappy. This is love.

18. Polite education is not only dry and thin, but also considerate and considerate of others. This test is not only emotional intelligence, but also your kindness.

19. The world is so imperfect that what you want is what you lose.

20. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

2 1. Maybe a person can only smile when he is really helpless.

I don't know whether it's right or wrong to meet you, but I know I'm glad to meet you.

23. A smoker will never smell his own smoke, just as a loved one will never know how hard it is to love you.

24. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

25. Why do you want to prove something to people who are not worth it? Life is better, but for yourself.

26. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

27. People who miss your past are always the most vulnerable and like to wait for the rest of their lives to say "I'm fine", but how long can he remember you when you miss your past? Many things are like the weather, hot and cold, and it's already a season when you realize it. Talk about your own mood.

First, hug yourself when you are tired, and coax yourself when you cry. It is impossible for someone around you to accompany you and spoil you all the time. Learn to love yourself.

Sooner or later, someone will take your place in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

Three, there are two things I hate most: erudition without faith and ignorance with faith.

Fourth, the way you say you don't love him is like a child holding a handful of candy in his hand, and the candy paper is exposed, but he shakes his head desperately and says, no, I don't.

5. If there is no debt, how can we meet? If we are not qualified to go further, we can't bear to take a step back, let alone give up because we are not qualified.

I lost my love, my heart, my happiness and myself, but I can't forget my memory.

Seven, it's okay, everyone will probably experience some emotional collapse or extreme moments, will be fine, will get through it.

Eight, you are so drunk that your eyes are full of tears. You said you were tired, and your lover was gone forever, so who will you love in the future?

He really doesn't love you. All your deer are upset and complacent, but they are just playing with themselves.

10. Do you know the cat abandonment effect? A cat that has been abandoned once will become extremely excellent if it is picked up again. Because it's afraid of losing it again. Or, I'm afraid I'll never find my home again.

Eleven, this life, there is always a person who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

Twelve, happiness on the face, others can see. Who can feel the pain inside me?

Thirteen, where to come from, where to go, the in the mind gradually understand, such as moonlight pouring on the ground.

Fourteen, you must have had such a time, want to talk, but found no one around. So, you get used to loneliness and learn to be strong.

Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.

Sixteen, later found that not all likes will have results. After all, it's hard to meet each other.

I'm not disappointed in you. I'm just disappointed in love. It's so different from what I expected, except "waiting"

Eighteen, you are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

Nineteen, in the dead of night, I was so sad that I wanted to die and cried until I collapsed. When I got up the next day, I looked at my bitten arm and still looked like an innocent person. Night after night, day after day, I realized that I had to bear all the pain myself. This is growth.

There are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

Twenty-one, you are the tears that I hold back abruptly, and also the comfort that I burst into tears in one sentence.

Twenty-two, when a person through the most difficult time, no longer want to find support, anyone is a burden.

Twenty-three, you don't know what it's like to be alone in your throat. You want to cry, but you are afraid that no one will comfort you. Swallow your tears and continue to laugh.

Twenty-four, if you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, then let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

Twenty-five, no matter how the broken string is connected, I can't hear my feelings. Your change is like a broken string. No matter how you connect, I can hear your change.

I've been standing and talking for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand? I've written too much for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand?

If the person you like doesn't like you, you will still feel lonely even if the whole world likes you.

I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore.

I cried for the first time because you weren't there, I laughed for the first time because I met you, and I cried for the first time because I couldn't have you!

Thirty years old, you are still the reason why I refuse others. I am not waiting for you, but I still don't like others.

Thirty-one, I insist on being brave in my mouth and tears in my eyes are surrendering. I can fool others, but I can't fool myself. I'm not that strong.

Thirty-two, I let my tenderness continue to warm the heart that is no longer hot.

33. The greatest sorrow is growing up. Since then, laughter is no longer pure and crying is no longer complete!

Sometimes I suddenly feel lonely. No one understands you, no one is with you. Occasionally, I will be crazy and make trouble by myself, as if I were out of place in this world.

Thirty-five, how many people ridicule me as a visionary, they are the stupidest and most short-sighted fools, let time speak! Nikola Tesla

I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

37. I practiced for countless times as if nothing had happened, but it didn't help in the end.

You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other. You can't be the enemy. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

From now on, please be strong in the city without me, and I will heal in the city without you.

Forty, later, there were no ronin in the lonely streets and no old cats in the deep alleys, but they were all full of loneliness.

4 1. A man can be destroyed, but he cannot be defeated.

Forty-two, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

43. People who love each other should not quarrel. Because there are only two of them, the whole world is against them. As soon as they separate, the world will conquer them.

44. People who love each other should not quarrel. Because there are only two of them, the whole world is against them.

Forty-five, I tried not to give up. I gave myself all my grievances. I am dead set, why don't you cherish it?

Forty-six, I always wake up in the middle of the night, confused inside, the road ahead is desolate, there is no direction, and I once had a dream. My heart used to be YOLO, but it gradually turned cold in the ruthless reality, and I was full of pride. I once embraced the sunrise, and I once had a dream. Do you remember that I used to be like a flower when the frost of the years brushed my cheek mercilessly? Do you remember that I used to be cheerful and cheerful?

Forty-seven, whose loneliness covers my Chinese style, whose Chinese style covers my shoulders.

Forty-eight, the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, to resist the wind and not blink.

Forty-nine, when tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

50. He made you red-eyed, but you still smiled and forgave. This is love.