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Interesting sentence: get out of here, and then keep leaving here.

Come on, do you want to die or not? No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Get out of here. Keep getting out of here.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

Make trouble without reason, there must be something wrong!

It's dawn

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Gross. Mom cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

No one is holding hands, so I just take a pocket.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over.

Alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

What a beautiful beauty uncle!

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

Putting down the butcher knife means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher knife.

I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

I'm sure you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here. We should treat fate and love like this.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

I have heartburn and indigestion.

Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men. ..

Pockmarked is not called pockmarked. That's a lie.

Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

You can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

Lonely people often behave very strongly; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

Laughter is a blooming smile.

My lover is a stunning beauty. One day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her master.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

Although restless, you should keep yourself.

People don't attack me, I don't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary.

Does that man dare to say he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

Stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized.

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

If it were all ginger, what a spicy society it would be.

Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

Whether a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home, he is the happiest person.

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

What hinders growth is not childishness, but self-maturity.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

I won't tell you if I kill you.

The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move and everything is paste.

Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the ground.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: the body is traveling or the soul is traveling.

Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

I can choose to give up, but I can't.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Happiness is when you look in the mirror and like the person you see.

Interesting story: get out of here, get out of here ...

Come on, do you want to die or not?

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Get out of here, keep rolling. ...

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

Make trouble without reason, there must be something wrong!

It's dawn

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

Gross. Mom cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

No one is holding hands, so I just take a pocket.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

Alas ~ this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

What a beautiful beauty uncle!

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

Putting down the butcher knife means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher knife.

I feel the most tired when I have nothing to do.

Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

I'm sure you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

I have heartburn and indigestion.

Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men. ..

Pockmarked is not called pockmarked. That's a lie.

Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave!

You can't know whether a person or a watermelon is good or bad without knocking a few times.

Lonely people often behave very strongly; Lonely people are mostly gentle.

Laughter is a blooming smile.

My lover is a stunning beauty. One day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her master.

Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

Although restless, you should keep yourself.

People don't attack me, I don't attack. If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

We are ordinary people, and we are also special people, so we are particularly ordinary.

Does that man dare to say he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

If there is any similarity, you just copied me.

Stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Damn it!

Don't arm yourself with a sophisticated look, you will be acclimatized.

Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

If it were all ginger, what a spicy society it would be.

Lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

The deeper the water, the smoother the water flow.

Everything will be fine when you don't take it seriously.

Whether a king or a farmer, as long as he can find peace in his own home, he is the happiest person.

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

Keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

If fate grabs your throat, you will grab your armpit.

What hinders growth is not childishness, but self-maturity.

If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

I won't tell you if I kill you.

The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move and everything is paste.

Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the ground.

I also have places to go, but there is no way to go where I want to go.

All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

Life is colorful, but I also have my own color.

If one day I disappear, there are only two possibilities: the body is traveling or the soul is traveling.

Let your personality shine on your forehead.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

I can choose to give up, but I can't.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Happiness is when you look in the mirror and like the person you see.

Motto about non-stop

In a strange city, everyone is another person's scenery. We will reach many cities in our life, some of which may just pass by when traveling, stop in a hurry to enjoy the perfect scenery for a while, and then leave without stopping. And some cities, once we choose to stay, may be the range we will walk in for the rest of our lives. We will take root here, work here, get married here, have children and die here all our lives. We passed one busy city after another and met one stranger after another. Some people have experienced pain and despair together before they get to know each other well, and disappear into each other's lives forever. But life seems to be like this. We always miss many important things inadvertently. Maybe what we missed was an unforgettable love, or a 9-to-5 job, or a delicious food that we have been coveting for a long time but haven't had time to eat, or maybe we didn't miss anything. -"Listening alone" Young love is always confusing.

We met the right person, but we kept missing it. There is always reincarnation in the world. There is a way to erode my bones, destroy my mind and fascinate my eyes. Everything is a trap. You can close your eyes and think softly. I have recovered. I like the illusion of a grand event. How clever the word "you miss me but miss me" is. You missed me once, but now I want to say gracefully, please leave here.

No matter how boring he is, he is still deep in our hearts. If a person keeps changing scenic spots, he may finally come to the conclusion that travel itself is boring. At this time, he is facing a deeper crisis: he not only knows that "it is boring now", but also knows that "it is boring to keep looking for fresh excitement". But this crisis also contains a turning point. At this time, we should look at boredom itself and look for an exit on the spot-that is another layer of practice. -Li Songwei lives somewhere else.

Floating earth and flowing clouds

Lost shepherds and lost sheep, lonely peaks and clear streams, I went over mountains and worked day and night. I have crossed so many rivers and grasslands just to tell you categorically that you are a more beautiful person. I keep walking in my memory, not to find love, but perhaps just to find myself. -Mudd looked at himself ten years later.

As if he was in a hurry to do something, the senior tour guide who was still like that said it in one breath according to the script, and then left the tree-covered area non-stop and ran towards the village the next second. The speed is so fast that even the developed muscular man who is favored by him is ignored, and only others are dumbfounded.

At this moment, all the newcomers understand that the senior ones don't have the power to kill and catch the newcomers as they imagined. But only played the role of an opening nanny. The cruelty of .........................................................................................................................................'s reality requires us to struggle, struggle and work non-stop. The days of "a penny for a share" are long gone. Reality needs to pay more blood and sweat to support parents and children and care for lofty dreams. -Black and white time "Efforts must be publicized, and life has a sharp edge."

So the following words must be lines that have been thought for a long time. Douaire Tao replied easily: "I am a person who is not interested in my background. The reason why you can't find my background no matter how much you investigate is because my background has nothing to do with me. In fact, I didn't have any background to pay attention to from the beginning. He spread out his hands as he spoke, and his tone became more pleasant: "There is a big stage in front of me, which is an interesting stage that can go down in history. So I put aside my uninterested background and past and came here non-stop. It's really interesting to stand on this stage called the world, so I will continue to move forward on this stage. "-The Story of Takano and the Seven Empresses"

I hate people who use me. I don't want to see any more trouble for a moment. You get out of my world with your hypocrisy-Mu Bing.

I don't mind your slow motion and I don't mind passing by this time. I believe you are on your way to pick me up, so when I embrace the loneliness of the whole world, it's like hugging you. Maybe one day you will find me waiting for you in the dim light.

Maybe youth is meeting and missing constantly.

If you look at the time of the year, it will be compared with your passage. I lived in school for the first time, trained for the first time, and fought with Bi Ran for the first time, but I can see that you have it. The first time I was moved, I showed it to my family. It was Guo Youyou who took me to the sunset in the middle of the month. In the early morning with a light rain, I like to look at people's age and eat noodles, and take the shadow as my home.

I like to see your son as if he were not in the real world. I like to see a man who is not in the real world, crying or frowning when he is alive. I really like to see a man who is not in the real world. We grow together, keep growing, and be calm. The real world is like a banyan tree with a bright door growing through a tunnel. According to the law, spring is coming to me. The full stop of "rebirth is more useful than the rise of laity" is here, because the next moment is constant separation.

"It only takes one night to become a big star. First you broke into Professor Kurosaki's office, and then you fought with someone for a woman, which can be said to be non-stop, in the sacred operating room nurse lounge. It's rare to see such a pushy person. This should be the second person after Mr. Tong Sheng. No, no, no, if only in terms of influence, you must be better than Mr. Tong Sheng. However, the evaluation is just the opposite of Mr. Tong Sheng. " Takeru Kaid wrote The Glory of Batista.

Why do people involuntarily compete and pursue happiness? This is an irony to human beings-we should know that we are carrying the will of nature. If we have a rest, can we say that "heaven" is still? So even if I break the "secret" today, you can't settle down. If you work hard day after day, there will never be any negative consequences of nihilism. "Happiness" and "happiness" are like a carrot hanging in front of a donkey. Although you may not be able to bite it, it is this elusive temptation that keeps you staring at it. In fact, "you think nothing, why can't you be nothing" is a natural principle or regulation-this is more profound sadness and irony than the above ridiculous! -Wang Dongyue's "The Joy of Knowing Fish"

You can't reach your destination without stopping, even if you just sit quietly and wait for your journey. Occasionally, you have to stop on the path, enjoy the scenery and look at a small cloud and a tree outside the window. You must see something you haven't seen before. Then I have to go to bed. -Rachel Joyce's The Man's Pilgrimage

In fact, our lives are non-stop, easily disappointed and unconsciously unfamiliar.

I don't mind your slow motion.

I don't care what you did. I believe you came to see me this time, but you're already in action-to your late Arthas and Xiao Youjia.

There is no one but him. He laughs with you and raises his mouth. He frowned. You want to do it for yourself. You secretly hide in the corner of time, quietly watching his gestures. You are afraid to disturb you. You are always worried that your concern will become a burden to him. I don't know if you have been thinking about a stranger. Maybe one day he will forget you, but in your heart, he will always be the sun, and you are Kuafu who occasionally looks back silently in the vast Colosseum.

I will peek at my own time and space. I will support you and my dream when I am most ignorant, and watch me drag into the black hole without stopping. It turns out that the distance we expected most was not much different. You are no longer with me. -Sun Zihan "This lonely world, fortunately I have you" Youth is constantly meeting and missing. Any earth-shattering move, time will not go back.

"Bullshit!" Qin Yiran looked at him with disdain and a look of disgust: "Please look in the mirror and make your mind complete. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your pig face that scares people. No, look at your thin face. It is no longer like a pig. Gee … I can tell by looking at you like this that you were born a cucumber. You don't need to shoot! The day after tomorrow is walnuts, you need a hammer! Now I throw you into the toilet, and the toilet can vomit; Throw you into a black hole, and the black hole will explode itself! I'll send you a pair of couplets, wishing your grandmother no pain and your uncle no love. The first part is: a tree without skin will die! The bottom line is: people are shameless and invincible! You want to look good, I am willing to stick it backwards, but look at your long eyes, as small as tadpoles, and your stomach as big as August pregnancy. Standing with me will only be called a ghost. If I pat you on the wall, I can't buckle you up. I'm not as good as a nail of my fox, and I can flirt with beautiful women like others. Go away! Get out of here! Get out! " -One-legged toad "Goddess on the other side"

May you be like an addict, and someone will follow you nonstop;

The party at the top of the mountain will be held when you come; Fireworks by the river ring when they arrive; Someone will try their best to be sincere and painstaking to you. On the day when I can't meet you, I miss you all the time. Trivia floating in the air, in the open place, it has been close to the sunset from Cheng Lang.

Get out of here before I tear off your mask. Keep leaving here. I have no bottom line!

You have been perfunctory, and I have been falling.

go through

Don't be exhausted, be sure to keep your feet on the ground Time is like a hurried pace, running forward constantly, as if we all grew up overnight. In the fleeting time, the morning light suddenly turned into a crimson sunset. Graduation photo, graduation ceremony, alumni record, farewell song, the grand parting I experienced for the first time in my life, ended in laughter. Lin Shanshan and I stood on the back hill not far from the primary school, watching the end of the play. This is a season to thank fireworks easily. All sadness is just a trivial little emotion in our eyes. We don't know what true love is and what true hate is. There is only rain and sunshine in our life, and there are fragrant plants everywhere. All those things that symbolize the sadness of youth make me feel that the world is always quiet and beautiful. -Zhou Hongxiang's Endless Night of Teenagers

We keep thinking about each other, we are prone to failure, and we become strangers before we know it. All that is missing is "I like you".

A famous saying about non-stop

In my hurried years, there are my constant sadness for you and my helpless despair. In those rivers of time, missing is just a fish without a tail and can't ferry you. I think you walked too fast, which I thought for a long time. Then I suddenly realized that it wasn't you on the road, but I was lost in the fragrance of the roadside. However, fortunately, I woke up, fortunately, just in time.

Memories will not destroy a person's emotions, on the contrary, it can enrich a person's soul.

A person is constantly remembering, not to find love, perhaps, just to find himself. We set out in the plain sunshine in winter and traveled non-stop towards each other in the golden years. We travelled thousands of miles in Daiyue day and night to Qian Shan.

Youth is constantly meeting and missing. Any earth-shattering move, time will not go back.

Everyone wants to capture the surprises and wonderful things in ordinary life. Because of this, people make many choices over and over again and never stop. However, most of the earth-shattering events imagined by many people are just self-moved by the hasty conclusion of fireworks. It's not that easy to get a legend. Maybe it's because many people just don't plant; Maybe it's because I haven't learned to balance the relationship between taking and giving; Probably because many people care about themselves. -Big Ice "Kiss, Touch the Head"

Time never stops, and the years never stop.

Time will not wait for you to heal slowly. You can only forget all the sadness in your non-stop life.

In my hurried years, there are my constant sadness for you and my helpless despair. In those rivers of time, my mind is just a fish without a tail, and I can't share your intimacy. In the long river of time, dear, please forgive me for being so sad for you. The bridge is in my heart, and you are in my heart, but your tenderness is far away, and I can't move here now. -"I love Nalan Ci in my life"

Having said that, I don't rule out the vague doubts that appear every time. Can't I devote my time and energy to useless things? Am I carrying a heavy bucket and running to a place where the drizzle makes everyone helpless? Should I give up gilding the lily and commit myself to the river of nature? -Haruki Murakami's "Putnik Lover"

You have been perfunctory, and I have been falling.

Youth is the constant pursuit of places where you don't feel sorry for yourself.

rascal

Stubborn bag full of youth, I stumbled and ran nonstop. It's sad and intriguing, but it's the coolness of the left atrium. When I was wrong, I was confused and confused. Countless sorrows are the most vicissitudes. Thanks to everyone who is busy, he keeps rushing to the wider world.

I hope you are an addict, and someone will be fascinated by you.