Which poem can best express Su Shi's narcissism?

The first narcissistic poet | Ouyang Xiu

Ye Mengde's Shi Lin Shi Hua quoted his son Ou Yangfei as saying:

"The first man (Ouyang Xiu) never exaggerates his writing in this life. One day, he was drunk and said,' My poem "The Height of Lushan Mountain" can't be done today, but Li Taibai can; The second part of Fei Ming Qu is too white to do, but Du Zimei can do it; As for the first article, children's beauty can't be achieved, but I can' ... readers of public poems have never been different from these three articles. "

Ouyang Xiu is one of the top ten narcissistic poets in ancient times.

This means that Comrade Ouyang Xiu began to brag after getting drunk: Don't say that even Li Bai and Du Fu couldn't write such a good article when they were alive! Therefore, the wine table is the only criterion for testing character. Even people of Ouyang Xiu's level can't avoid customs. After three rounds of drinking, he began to brag in front of his buddies or women or sons.

The second narcissistic poet | Xin Qiji

Xin Qiji's article He Xinlang is very weak is as follows:

I'm dying. I have had friends all my life, and I have had scattered friends, only a few left! White hair hanging down three thousands of feet, laughing at all things in the world. What can make the public happy? I see how charming Qingshan is, and I expect Qingshan to see me like this. Emotions and looks are slightly similar.

A statue scratched its head in the east window. Think of the poem "Stop the Cloud" in the Yuan and Ming Dynasties, and the flavor at this time. Those who seek fame on the left side of the river don't know the secret of mud mash. Looking back, the clouds are flying. I don't hate the ancients, I don't see them, I hate them for not seeing my crazy ears. People who know me, two or three sons.

According to Deng Guangming's Annotation on the Chronology of Jia Xuan's Ci, this word was written in the fourth year of Qingyuan in Song Ningzong (1 198). At this time, Xin Qiji was idle for another four years, and his heart was lonely, so he began to whisper, "Ah, I think Qingshan is sprouting, and Qingshan thinks I must be made of such paper." Then he continued to pretend to be cool: "I hate it, I was born at the wrong time, my strength is only understood by ancient people, and I am lonely!" " The * * * of all Wen Qing clothes X is the same-the lonely sandbar is so cold that it smokes until dawn.

The third narcissistic poet | Emperor Yang Di

History as a Mirror 182 records the words of Emperor Yang Guang of Yang Di:

All over the world, it is said that I travel all over the world because I have leisure, so I and the scholar-officials should be the son of heaven when they choose high.

The whole world says that I became an emperor because my father is an emperor, but it is not. If I had to compete with scholars all over the world, I would still be the boss.

Xiao Shi thinks everyone in the world is right! But then again, he still has some skills. According to "Sui Shu Yang Di Ji", "I am more beautiful than Minhui", and it is also said that "I am studious, good at writing, profound and serious, and I hope to be in the government." According to historical records, Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty initiated the system of selecting officials by subjects, while his son Yang Di added two subjects of "Jinshi" and "Mingjing" to try to select officials-this was probably the beginning of the imperial examination system.

The fourth narcissistic poet | Qu Yuan

"Li Sao" must be familiar to everyone:

Emperor Levin is a descendant of Miao nationality, and I am the emperor Kao Boyong. I went to Meng Xi with my virginity, but Geng Yin and I surrendered. The emperor visited more than the first time. Sibi is a good name. The name Yu is formal, but the word Yu is both. Fenwu has both inner beauty and self-cultivation.

It is estimated that everyone can only recite here ... all kinds of praises show that they are of noble birth and both internal and external studies. Success in politics, life and love can produce great writers, such as Goethe; Politics, life and love have all failed, and great writers, such as Qu Yuan, can still be produced.

The fifth narcissistic poet | Ye Fan

The author of the Book of Were Han wrote in the Book of Prison Nephews:

All my essays have profound meanings and tastes, so they are all about their words. As for the preface of Li Xun and Liu Yi, the brushwork is vertical, which is really the first masterpiece in the world. Among them, those who are combined often do not reduce "Guo Qin's articles. ..... Praise is the best idea of my writing. There are almost no words, infinite changes and exactly the same variants, but I call it because I don't know. ..... since ancient times, the body is big but cautious, and there is no such thing.

Ye Fan, the author of the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, said that his works "all have profound meanings" and are "masterpieces in the world". They are varied and almost have no redundant words, and he doesn't even know how to praise them!

This kind of boasting height is rare enough.

The sixth narcissistic poet | Li Bai

About Li Bai, the poem "Gao Yi" said:

Bai Cai's arrogance is high, and he is as famous as Chen Shiyi, and he merged with Germany successively. On the poem cloud: "Since Liang Chen, Yan Bosi has been extremely thin, and Shen Xiuwen still insists on his temperament and will go back to the ancients, not me but who!" "Therefore, Chen and Li's poems are very few. ..... So Du Fu said, "Where the mountain meets Du Fu, Dai Li is outstanding on the first day. Why are you too thin? Writing poetry in the past always suffered. " Cover refers to its restraint.

In other words, if I can start over, I want to be Li Bai ... no, it means that only Li Bai can inherit and carry forward the ancient style. People only know the temperament of Fu, that is, they are too stupid and introverted. Taibai also boasts that "we go out laughing, are we Artemisia people?" However, Shixian said that we are still convinced ~ Do you think Du Fu will stop bragging? He also wrote a poem: At the age of seven, he thinks he is strong and sings the phoenix.

Confucius, the seventh narcissistic poet

Zi Han, The Analects of Confucius;

The son was afraid of Kuang and said, "Since King Wen is gone, where is Wen?" The day will be lost, and the deceased will not be with Sven; If the sky does not fall, what will the people do? "

When Confucius was besieged by Kuang people, he said: After death, didn't the ritual and music culture of the Zhou Dynasty reflect on me? As a teacher, rude means ... Grade 8 | Mencius.

Mencius' tone is bigger than Confucius': Mencius? Ugliness in the sun;

Mencius went to the state of Qi and asked, "If your master is unprepared, I heard from the gentlemen the day before yesterday that a gentleman does not complain about heaven and does not care about people."

Mencius said: "At that time, at this time. Within 500 years, there will be kings and celebrities. From last week, he was over 700 years old, so he could be admitted at that time. My husband doesn't want to rule the world. If he wanted to rule the world, who else would he be? Why am I not prepared? "

If any politician or writer dares to say such a thing now, I am afraid he will be scolded to death by the masses: God does not want peace in the world. If so, although the world is very big, who else can do it except me? !

Ninth narcissistic poet? | Xie Lingyun

Xie Lingyun kua tone is big enough:

There is only one stone in the world, and Cao Zijian has eight buckets. I have a spell, and I have used it since ancient times.

It means that since ancient times, except Cao Zhi, the sum of talents of all people is only so hot. I can't help but think of someone: rock and roll * * * a stone, Wang Feng won five games by himself, and Cui Jian won one. Do you agree?

Tenth narcissistic poet? | Lu Xiangshan

"Lu Jiuyuan Collection" Volume 36 records:

When Lu Jiuyuan was thirteen years old, one day he suddenly realized what he had been thinking when he was a child. On this day, he read the word "universe" in ancient books, and the commentator said that "the universe goes up and down in all directions, and the universe used to go up and down", so he suddenly realized that "infinity" is like this. People and everything in the world are in infinity. He put pen to paper and wrote: "What is in the universe is internal matter, and what is in the universe is internal matter."

The epiphany of the infinite universe and the sage's broad-minded heart made the young Lu Jiuyuan enter a new realm of life. Later, he quoted quotations and said: people should think in their leisure time: the universe is so big, I stand in it, and I have to be a big shot ... It is good for young people to be ambitious, but "the matter of the universe is an internal affair, and the matter of the universe is an internal affair". I am afraid that only the United States has such words.