Secretly trying to kill everyone's funny sentences.

1. You wear headphones to listen to songs when you draw. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and hurt you.

We'll cross the bridge when we come to it. There's no need to work hard now.

4. How did you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it's like a huge gear pushing you away.

Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

6. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

7. When others shit in the toilet, I shit in the bed. It's so convenient. I'll roll them to death.

8. The tornado landed in xx.

9. This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

10. I'm a cabbage, killing other people's hearts, but I'm a cabbage.

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12. My colleagues are all off duty, so I'm going to work overtime secretly to finish the performance, get the boss's reuse and kill them.

13. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

14. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become better.

15. Promote misogyny with friends, kiss her husband behind his back, hug him and roll them to death.

16. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

17. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die long ago. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

18. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

19. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

20. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

A collection of 50 humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages.

Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 1 I didn't see the news just now. Send it again …

2. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

3. Talk to you later. Reply 4

Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

Han Han is hibernating.

6. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

7. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

8. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

9. Please press 1 for manual service.

10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

1 1. I didn't go back, but went to pull out radish Ooo.

12. Welcome to visit me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.

13. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.

14. I go to the stars in the universe. I’ll be right back.

15. [Automatic reply] This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

16. The other party has signal contact with the satellite. A moment, please. Current progress 1%.

17. For others, please press seven.

Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 2 18. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.

19. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.

20. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

2 1. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

22. Please press three for family chat.

23. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.

24. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp is harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

25. Tell Dad to come back

26. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.

27. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask the horse for advice in advance.

28. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and I don't know the long and short of old friends.

29. I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.

30. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.

3 1. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

32. Welcome to call China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press 1 for typing chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for home chat, 4 for grass, 5 for fire, 6 for others, 7 for online chat and # for returning. Welcome everyone to leave a message.

33. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, dried pork, potato chicken ribs, Sprite coke cans, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.

34. Press four to continue the grass.

Humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages 3 35. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?

36. How many times do I have to say that only money can call me to be an attractive woman like me?

37. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

38. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

39. Stop it, I love you.

40. I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

4 1. Stay here and I will buy you some oranges.

42. [Automatic reply] Because you are too fat, running resistance is great. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

43. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills have cooled down to 1

44. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

45. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

46. Automatic reply cannot be read back.

47. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

48. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.

49. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd later.

50. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

A collection of 40 humorous sentences suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes

Humorous sentences 1 suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes. Oh, my period is coming.

There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

3. Pingping Pingya fossil is Lei.

I will take off your clothes.

5. The spirit of heaven and the spirit of earth, led by xx.

Step 6 fire me

7. Black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels. I don't know whether to put black beans in black barrels or black beans in black barrels.

8. A horse ran on the road and hit a tile on the side of the road. The tile hurt the horse, and the horse trampled the tile. Tiles let the horse pay for tiles, and the horse also wants to pay for tiles.

9. Lala can bend the horn, and Ya Ya can play the horn. Lala can only bend the horn, but can't blow it; Yaya can only play the trumpet, but can't bend it. Lala teaches ya ya to fold the trumpet, and ya ya teaches her to play the trumpet. The two of them smiled happily.

10. Chasing girls on pigs

1 1. Hawthorne

12. A donkey like a madman

13. There is a vine on the high mountain with a bronze bell hanging from its head. The wind moves the copper bell, and the wind stops the copper bell.

14. Ugly don't pull a few mushroom heads.

15. 800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope.

16. Yao Pin

17. Lao Long was very angry and quarreled with the old farmer.

18. Rebecca lang

19. Lan is a female coach, Lu is a male coach, Lan is not a male coach, and Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

20. Go back and forth.

Humorous sentence 2 1 suitable for issuing passwords and red envelopes. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the bottom. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

22. Do something.

23. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

24. Once upon a time, there was a sword. Call me Jian Zhen.

25. The guillotine hangs upside down, gangsters steal daggers on the stage, the guillotine collapses, thieves fall and daggers jingle.

26. Yihe

27. Xu m: n fire

28. Only information can let you know.

29. Several small villains in Daxi, Xu Cerebellar Axe, Plum Blossom Anger and Xiao Fu Mud.

30. There are hearts on pomegranate trees, peppers, drums and horns on willows, wood sinks, stones float on the water, chickens catch vultures, and mice catch big cats. Do you find it funny?

3 1. I love x!

There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

33. Long live my emperor

34. Wang Shen Sheehan

35. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

36. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

I am a pig.

38. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

39. Cowherd loves six niang, and six niang loves beef brisket.

40. I don't like girls with small breasts

I would rather commit suicide than collect 20 sentences from others.

1. When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

2. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face and take the small one.

My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and kill their bald princess.

Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, which is healthier than them and kills them.

This is not an involution, it's called learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

6. Pretending to be playing while playing games, in fact, books are secretly read, secretly recited and rolled to death.

7. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

8. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

9. Only by rolling in the middle can you become a master.

10. I'm just that piece of paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine. It hurts me to death. Don't feel bad.

1 1. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility and no children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

12. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job, but I am actually preparing for the exam full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

13. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

14. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

15. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.

16. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

17. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

18. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

19. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

20. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

A collection of 40 sentences that are difficult to get passwords and red envelopes.

It is difficult to get a password red envelope. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

2. Tang Wang Tian

3. There is a pear on the plate, and there is a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learns to knead the pear with mud and watches the pear hand knead the mud. Bibi, the real pear is not far from the fake pear;

Wait for me to buy you oranges.

5. Oh, my period is coming.

6. Convert to guy and y

7. White cat with black nose, black cat with white nose, black cat with white nose, white cat with black nose broken, white cat with black nose broken, black cat with white nose not broken.

8. Si Xiaoshi exchanged 44 kilograms and 42 tomatoes for silk.

9. Dating is dating, and names are names. Dating can't be an adult's name, nor can it be a person's name.

10. The red carp says that his plums are always greener than the Luli of the green carp.

1 1. Thanks, Dad.

12. Miaopin mi m: o

13. Let's go.

14. There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

15. Love phobia.

16.Sip tea xiāchá as a verb means to sip. When sipping onomatopoeic words, pronounce gā.

17. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

18. Red mixed yellow mixed pink mixed yellow mixed.

19. Rebecca lang

20. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.

It is difficult to get passwords and red envelopes. 2 1. Red carp has a little green donkey named Li Repeatedly.

22. six niang fell in love with Niuniang.

23. study hard to understand ancient classics, and don't read ancient books to understand ancient ignorance.

24. Yao Pinyao

25. When the grass fell, so did the rice. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.

26. Brother, I'm pregnant!

27. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?

28. The pot eyebrows are gray and black, and the black pot eyebrows are gray. The eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are black, the eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are not gray, and the shield is not black.

Wang Wei Wedge.

30. Let go of that aunt.

3 1. Only the information is known to catalpa paper.

32. I owe xx 5 million.

33.yan yan

34. The guillotine hangs upside down, the gangster steals the knife on the stage, the guillotine collapses and the thief falls, and the knife clinks and breaks.

35. I love to eat x!

36. Niu Liu is in love with Liu Lian Niu

37. Garlic noodles, garlic noodles and garlic noodles are garlic cloves; Noodles mixed with garlic, garlic mixed with noodles, is to eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.

38. Xuan fire xuān

39. A donkey like a madman

40. Stay cute and stupid

A collection of forty sentences about single people's feelings about Valentine's Day.

Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

I have never been lazy because I am single.

I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I'm starting the second half.

4. Don't be too nice to me. I promised myself, but you don't want it.

Just now, a girl said she liked me, so I deleted her. Bah, trying to cheat me on my Valentine's Day gift!

6. Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

7. Don't always belong to single dog. You are a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single idiot by IQ.

8. On Valentine's Day, you don't have to wish lovers all over the world happiness. They are very happy today.

9. Today's delivery price can't be reached again.

10. It is difficult for acquaintances and strangers to speak.

1 1. Here we go again! Our name is not single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf!

12. I think you not only secretly finished winter vacation homework behind my back, but also secretly found someone before Valentine's Day. You are all liars.

13. I wish all lovers well. I also wish singles a happy life and all their wishes come true!

14. It is said that women are like clothes. I have been streaking for more than 20 years.

15. Don't mention Valentine's Day to me. I tell you, I only celebrate Children's Day!

16.may 20th is still full. Do you care? You will know love.

17. You should still take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day. So, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, should I get rid of two ghosts?

18. Today is Valentine's Day. Let your boyfriend and girlfriend hold the flowers firmly. I can't get up without three or five hundred thousand roses poking me.

19. I'm so plain that I can't look down on it. If you want to miss it, miss it

20. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.

Single heart on Valentine's Day 2 1. Everything is the opposite, and beauty is the only thing.

22. As a single dog, as long as the person I like is healthy, it is my best Valentine's Day gift.

23. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

24. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but I can't meet it.

25. You procrastinate, you procrastinate, you are a pig and eight quit reborn. Except for a piece of meat, you didn't bring the rest, and no one buried you when you died.

26. I will spend New Year's Day alone, Lantern Festival alone and Valentine's Day alone. Let me take the exam alone if I have the ability.

27. The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, and the bachelor doesn't look at his age.

28. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

29. Love everything in the world, without exception.

30. I am just an ordinary single genius.

3 1. Who knows that I kicked him and asked him if he was blind, why can't I see my boyfriend?

32. Main task: Debit (0/ 1).

33. Today, the cold wave of dog food hit a large area. Please take preventive measures.

34. We: bored others at home: drained.

I don't know how to spend Valentine's Day. After all, I am single dog.

36. One person is twice as happy as two servings.

37. Don't you even have a money transfer person on Valentine's Day today? Don't be sad, you can transfer it to me. I won't allow you to lose to anyone!

38. There are no gifts for Valentine's Day this year, only for boyfriends.

39. On Tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to McDonald's and buy a couple package, and then eat it all by yourself.

40. I'm fine now. I am not in love. I'm too lazy to know another opposite sex, ask my name again, ask my age again, chat again, know again, and get used to it once. I don't know if it's nostalgia or laziness.

Nonsense that amuses friends; 60 literary humorous jokes.

Nonsense makes friends (I) 1. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

I will always remember it until I forget it.

You can't say that if you say so.

The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

5. You are really good-looking. There are only two eyes.

6. If you are right, you should be right.

7. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

8. Every time you touch your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.

I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

10. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.

1 1. People who have no date should still be single!

12. This sweet potato smells like tomatoes.

13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.

14. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

15. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

16. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

17. Aside from the content, I quite agree.

18. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.

19. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.

20. This tomato smells like a tomato.

Nonsense to tease friends (2)1. If he's going to jail for ten years, he'll never get out.

22. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

23. Why does this potato look like a potato?

24. Luck is luck.

25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!

26. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

27. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

30. If I can understand, I won't.

3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

32. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

33. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.

34. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.

35. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

37. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?

38. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

39. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

Nonsense that amuses friends. Literary humor jokes (3) 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

When you see this article, you must be reading it.

43. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

44. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

46. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

47. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

48. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

49. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

50. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

5 1. If you can see things, you are not blind.

52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

53. I am extremely angry!

Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?

55. What are you doing here?

56. When you are free, you are free.

57. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

58. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

59. If you are alive, you are not dead.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.