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A meaningful word to scold love rat.
1, losing weight is always the second most important thing in life, and the first important thing is to eat and drink well.
I hope I am stubborn and don't want to believe that you are the south wall.
According to my observation, anyone who likes to say that success or failure is not about money has no money!
4. What is love? For more than two yuan, I will buy spicy strips.
After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?
6. I always believe that there is never destiny takes a hand's misfortune, only perseverance.
7. When I was young, I always lied to my parents that I had no money. Now I always lie to my parents that I still have money.
8. Where it exists, it will blossom. Don't forget to smell because you are sad.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance, and I am clean and upright.
10, you can't wake up someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.
1 1, in fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.
12, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with animals.
13, be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
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