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63 official announcements collected by pregnant rabbit circle of friends

He slept with me. I said what to do if I am pregnant. He said I would marry you if I could. People's moods are different every day, and there are many meaningful sentences circulating. It can be clearly expressed in a simple sentence. What sentences have you shared with your friends? The following is the column of "Official Announcement of Pregnant Rabbit Friends Circle" that I collected for you. Welcome to collect this website and continue to pay attention to our updates!

Official announcement of pregnant rabbit circle of friends (article 1) 1. The happiest time for a madman is to be accompanied by a fool, and my best time is only to have you around.

2, pregnancy is a hard thing, but also very happy ~ this kind of happy man is incomprehensible ~

3. From where? Me? No longer lonely? Because? For the stomach? Lizi? With Ta.

4. Starting today? Start? Run away from home? Nine go? Last month.

He slept with me. I said what to do if I am pregnant. He said I would marry you if I was free.

6. How to relieve morning sickness? There is also hunger, hunger and nausea, fullness and nausea, and stomach discomfort.

7. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.

8, eight weeks pregnant, the baby is jumping happily in the stomach, I close my eyes, I am very happy.

9. After 43 hours of labor pains, the warrior mother finally gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket in the summer solstice. Thank you for your concern and support.

It's been 10 for a year. I knew I was pregnant this time last year. Now the baby 1 14 days. Thank you.

1 1, congratulations! Very honored! Your dream son has finally arrived, and I believe your family will have endless family happiness in the future! When you are excited, don't forget to give your wife more care and consideration!

12, I can't stop vomiting in the early morning, and pregnancy is too uncomfortable! Finally broke 100, lost 97 pounds in just two days! What a tragedy!

13, baby, looking forward to coming soon.

14, pregnancy will relax your ligaments and prepare for pelvic enlargement during delivery. But it will also affect other parts of the body: the ligaments on the feet will also relax, making the feet bigger.

15, watching you grow up, your eyes are full of tenderness.

16. My illness is a person's name, and so is my life.

17, women are the most beautiful when they are pregnant!

18, success is like pregnancy, everyone will congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you have been cheated before you succeed!

19, the best concern in the world is probably that he suddenly knew that you were married and pregnant, but he didn't ask anything but gave you chicken soup.

20. From then on, there was weakness and armor.

2 1. How dare I grow old before you come?

Official announcement of pregnant rabbit circle of friends (Article 2) 22. I want to eat a meal for two recently.

23. I asked my husband what his first reaction was when he knew I was pregnant. He: seeing a friend off. Me: ........

24. We stayed together for a month. We broke up today. Hmm. I am pregnant. The reason for breaking up is that I am a bad person, with a bad temper and laziness.

25. In the stomach, eyes and heart? Li Du? It is you!

26. I may be pregnant. I don't know whether I should stay. I want to have an abortion secretly, but I can't bear it.

27. The crystallization of love is lucky in the end.

28. Your every beat makes me ecstatic.

29. I am pregnant and want to break up with him. I'm afraid it will affect him.

30. After experiencing all kinds of pains in life, I successfully gave birth to a small cotton-padded jacket.

3 1, I am alone, but I have two heartbeats. How nice!

32. Use the lens to record the days that suit you.

33. I have always felt that pregnancy should be a very happy thing. How can so many unhappy things happen to me! How could I be so unlucky?

34. Stomach pain can hurt your back. The most uncomfortable thing during pregnancy is stomach pain, which is worse than morning sickness. Today is a sad day.

35. Little happiness that will grow up has finally come to us.

36, show your belly, how many times can you have this form in your life? Although it is hard, it is very happy ~ cherish the mother-child integration in the last 30 days.

37. My whole family urged me to have a baby, but I was really pregnant. I don't know if it's a tragedy or a comedy.

38. I know that you are too happy to close your mouth at this moment, and I am crossing my legs with joy. The lovely baby has just arrived home, and his parents are full of joy. Best wishes: all goes well, good luck, baby health and happiness forever.

39, my armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!

No matter how far away I am from you, I can understand your thoughts.

4 1. I have been married to him for two months, but today he quarreled with me because of a girl whom he has known for less than three days. More than five months pregnant.

42. When you came, my expectations were far away; You were my dream when you left.

Official announcement of pregnant rabbit circle of friends (Article 3) 43. During pregnancy, the husband is stronger. I think I am happiest when I have children with my husband.

44. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you really brought it.

45. Pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women "fat" proud and "fat" at ease.

46. I am very happy to be pregnant. No more fidgeting when waiting for dinner at my mother-in-law's house. I can feel at ease.

47. Pregnant women are the most beautiful women! Because a woman's pregnancy means being a mother, it will exude the charm of motherhood at this time.

48, pregnancy, happiness.

49. Getting pregnant is not easy. I hope you can grow up safely and healthily. No matter how much I suffer, it is worth it. I will arrive safely next March.

50. On Thanksgiving Day, what I want to be grateful for most is my parents. Now that I'm pregnant, it's hard to understand my parents' pains!

5 1, happiness is as simple as being with a lover and children!

52. Our two-person world is about to usher in the arrival of a lovely you.

53, my armor, my weakness, welcome your arrival and company.

54. Oh, my God. , manufacturing? My little baby? Period,? Stay? You and. Meet each other late.

I gained 24 kilograms when I was pregnant. I once gave up thinking that my mother was like this anyway, just getting fat.

56. One body and two heartbeats have never met, but I love you deeply.

57, the third trimester is very uncomfortable, how to lie down is uncomfortable, but also encounter high temperature, pregnancy is very hard.

58. The happiest thing is that I said I was pregnant and saw joy in your face.

59. You will be particularly excited a few weeks before you and your lover find out that you are going to have a baby.

60. If you don't practice your front legs, you will begin to show your pregnancy after the first three months.

6 1, woman, love is a person, marriage is a person, pregnancy becomes another person!

62. This hard but happy time is worth recording.

63. My husband and I are happiest when we are pregnant.