20 points reward for classic movie dialogues

The following is Zhou Xingchi’s classic dialogue

●“There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most beautiful thing in the world is There is nothing more painful than this. If God could give me a chance to start over, I would say three words to that girl: "I love you." If I have to put a time limit on this love, I hope. Yes, ten thousand years. "[Westward Journey]

Comments: In the current situation, this line can only be described as a piece of cake. At the same time, it was developed into various versions, or the same version was used in various dialects. I just don’t know how likely this sentence is to be used in life. Star Master said this sentence twice in the same movie. The first time he said it, Zhizunbao's expression was exaggeratedly sad, but the effect was extremely funny. When he said it the second time, Zhizunbao had become very calm, but we were already calm. No.

●“There is no such thing as the God of Cookery, or in other words, everyone is the God of Cookery.” [God of Cookery]

Comments: Just like Zhou Xingchi’s answer to reporters: “There is no such thing as Zhou Xingchi. Era." Stephen Zhou deceived himself into being the "God of Cookery" when he was unlearned, but after he truly attained enlightenment, he discovered that all of this was false. Stephen Chow has so many people liking him precisely because he is a civilian hero without any mystery. As the Buddha said: Everyone can become a Buddha.

●"In ancient times, there was a story about Yun Chang concentrating on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I, Ling Lingqi, concentrate on watching A-movies, digging bones and extracting warheads." [Domestic Ling Lingqi]

Comments : Anyway, Guan Yu’s status has been deified by people for more than a thousand years. Master Xing made a joke to him today, which can be regarded as maintaining ecological balance. Zhou Xingchi is a person who can make complicated things simple. In fact, making fun of sacred things is just a humorous method, and there is no need to label Xingye as a profound sect. However, all pretense of solemnity can also be deconstructed in laughter. My experience while watching this episode was that I couldn't laugh or cry, because I wanted to laugh wildly and cry at the same time.

●"To be precise, I am an actor." [King of Comedy]

Comments: If you have insisted on something, you will be moved. Master Xing’s spirit is truly shocking. Come to think of it, even when he played Song soldiers A, B, B, and D, he still required himself to have a mind and a soul, right? Hard work pays off, and where there is a will, there is a way. Whether it is Yin Tianchou or Zhou Xingchi, his investment in the stage of life has destined his subsequent success.

●"As long as you say I can do it, even if everyone in the world says I can't do it, I don't care!" [Ouchi Secret Agent Ling Lingfa]

Comment: Never seen it Which movie can express the relationship between husband and wife as touchingly as [Ouchi Detective Ling Lingfa], and the most outstanding part is the successful description of an extramarital affair. The gentle and virtuous Fasao and Li Ruotong's seductiveness are both exaggerated artistic images, and [sigh], which are both about extramarital affairs, are probably much inferior to them. When Ling Lingfa read this line, I was really moved. Life is like this, what else can I ask for?

●"I support you!" [King of Comedy]

Liu Piaopiao took the banknotes, coins, watch, passbook and the [Actor's Self-cultivation], and said thank you. He regained his professional appearance and walked out of Yin Tianchou's house. Yin Tianchou chased him out and yelled this sentence. It's deeply affectionate and touching. To paraphrase someone's words, "I don't know which woman can resist such a confession." Don't say you're not moved, then you're either too obedient or really heartless.

●"It turns out that girl left a tear in my heart. I can completely feel how sad he was at that time." [Westward Journey]

Comment: I thought This is the most touching line in the entire film. Although I have suddenly looked back, things have changed and people have changed. Although she is close at hand, she cannot reach out and hug her. Fairy Zixia is no longer a fairy. She didn't know before, but now she knows that loving someone is so painful.

●"Mrs. Bing, I originally lived on the edge of the city of Suzhou. I had a house and fields at home, and my life was endless. Who knew that Tang Bohu was so arrogant and ruthless, colluding with the government and taking advantage of the law? My grandpa took over my land, and my grandpa fell out with him, but he beat him down with a stick. My grandma scolded him for bullying good people, but he took her to the Tang Mansion and raped her a hundred times. She hanged herself from the beam and hated the world.

He also drove my father and son out of their home and wandered to the riverside. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Unexpectedly, Tang Bohu was so insidious. Knowing this situation, he actually sent people to assassinate me and beat my father and son wildly in front of the market. The little man was strong and survived. Quan, poor old father, his soul has passed away, and this hatred is even more difficult to add. In order to bury my father, I had no choice but to sell myself as a slave and make myself low. I worked hard to make money and read books at the same time. I vowed to show my fame and my will to kill my enemies with my own hands. From now on, Tang Yin's poetry collection is with me, and I remember that this hatred will not last forever. "[Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang]

Comments: I chose this line all because of Zhou Xingchi's eloquence, which is like the endless stream of rivers. Read this passage to the accompaniment of chopsticks tapping the bowl. Jump. With its rhythm and exciting percussion, it’s no wonder that Madam and Sixiang are in a state of confusion. Mr. Xing said that it’s interesting to think and to make people laugh. Just do something interesting when you have time. .

Xingchi from "A Comic to the End of the World" sang: "Your dad is pregnant~~~~Congratulations! "

"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" Xingchi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to make you angry tonight? "

"Curry Chili" (1) Bai Anni: How often does your police come to raid? Xingchi: Oh~~Basically every month, on average once every 28 days. (2) Yang Niu beat Xingchi to the ground and rode on Xingchi. Xingchi pulled out a gun and shouted at her: "Now there are two guns pointed at you, which one do you want me to shoot?" "

"The Deer and the Cauldron" Wei Xiaobao: Hey~~~~where did you shrink to? Wei Xiaobao: Damn, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is also that big? I'm still I thought I was the only one who had it. Wei Xiaobao: It's okay, don't kill him.

"Shenlong Cult" Wei Xiaobao: Can you pay the debt with flesh? Princess Jianning asked Wei Xiaobao to play the turtle. Go get married and pretend to be a turtle. Use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Longer: After last night, I realized that you have so many advantages.

"A Comic to the End of the World" Xingchi sang: "Your father is pregnant~~~~~ Congratulations! "

"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" Xingchi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to make you angry tonight? "

"Curry Chili" (1) Bai Anni: How often does your police come to raid? Xingchi: Oh~~Basically every month, on average once every 28 days. (2) Yang Niu beat Xingchi to the ground and rode on Xingchi. Xingchi pulled out a gun and shouted at her: "Now there are two guns pointed at you, which one do you want me to shoot?" "

"The Deer and the Cauldron" Wei Xiaobao: Hey~~~~where did you shrink to? Wei Xiaobao: Damn, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is also that big? I'm still I thought I was the only one who had it. Wei Xiaobao: It's okay, don't kill him.

"Shenlong Cult" Wei Xiaobao: Can you pay the debt with flesh? Princess Jianning asked Wei Xiaobao to play the turtle. Go get married and pretend to be a turtle. Use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Longer: After last night, I realized that you have so many advantages.

Daily Phrases

Many people like "Westward Journey", and many of its lines are catchy. However, whether you are really a "big talk fan" depends on whether you meet the following criteria. This is what a real "big talker" does. But I'm not at such a high level when I wake up in the morning and shout: "Pig!" "When you see a puppy, call it "Wangcai". When you see a cockroach or a fly in a bowl, shout: "Xiaoqiang!" When you hear someone talking to you, say: "Copy that!" Ask someone's name: "What's your mother's surname?" When someone in your dormitory likes a girl, say: "Master, you have such bad taste, don't you?" Show admiration to a girl When he was in love, he said: "Then let's start this relationship immediately!" At the same time, he also said: "Miss, it is undeniable that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie." When someone threatens you Say: "Spare your life, hero!" When you see others fighting, when you break up the fight, say: "Hey, hey, hey! Don't be angry, because being angry will break the rules of anger!" When someone asks you to borrow something, say: "Do you want it?" If you want it, just talk. How will I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want.

Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ... When it's hot and I can't sleep, I say: "It's a long night and I don't want to sleep." When I praise my school to others, I say: "Although it's not a beautiful place, it still has a unique flavor." When I admire others, I say: "I'm kao !” But when I heard someone saying hello, you told me the wrong person, “Don’t you believe me?” When you don't understand what others are saying, say: "I understand, you are crazy!" When you are not as good as others in the exam, say: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, just because he is an extra burden. You will be a little taller than me!" When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, you say: "Do you need a reason to love someone?" When you are abandoned, you say: "The relationship is broken." When you talk about the feeling of falling out of love, " It's a pity that happiness is always short-lived, and all it gets is endless pain and sighs!" When he saw the people in his dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things away. That’s not right!” When he drank too much, he said, “Hey, give me some time, I’ll get used to it.” When he failed the exam, he said, “I guessed it right, but I couldn’t guess the ending. ..." When he saw someone else failing the exam, he said, "Junior brother, you've been tricked too!" "What? Are you having an affair with him?" (Note that the word "leg" must be pronounced in a special voice. ) Can't listen to the original "only you", it will fall over. The weather turns cloudy: "It's thundering, it's raining, it's time to put away the clothes!" ” or “What a big marshmallow!” ! Someone asks you to bring something for him: "You want me to show him some tokens. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight treasure box, etc. do you have..." Others criticize you: Who said that? ? I just focused my vision on one point to change the way I viewed things in the past! ! Fighting with others: I am a woman, so play with me for real

If you don’t talk morally to others

Let’s first take a look at a scene between Stephen Chow and his old partner Ng Mang-tat in the movie Dialogue (this is based on the impression of watching this movie, which may not be very accurate):

Su Qier (this character later became a beggar, but was originally a rich kid) played by Stephen Chow is having sex with someone. There was a fight, and the general's father (Ng Man-tat) came with his guards.

Ng Man-tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I'm the one bullying others!" Ng Man-tat: "Then does his family have money and status, and is he qualified enough for you to bully him? "...

Stephen Chow: "Dad, I want to go to Beijing to take the martial arts exam." Wu Mengda (excitedly): "Son! Our Suchahar family has been waiting for this sentence for 20 years. ! Stephen Chow: "Wrong, I am doing it for a woman. " Wu Mengda: "Okay! Die for a girl, die for a girl, take the exam for a top scholar! hero! May I ask whose girl it is? " Stephen Chow: "Miss Rushuang from Yihongyuan. " Wu Mengda: "Huh? ! prostitute? ! ! " Stephen Chow: "What's wrong? "Ng Man Tat: "You dare to love what others don't dare to love, your taste is unique, dad, I admire you! ”