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Kneel for the complete lines of Degang Guo Yu Qian's cross talk "Selling Five Instruments"!

I think at the beginning, at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, the ruling emperor was dissolute and ruthless, with swords and shadows, and smoke billowing. An Anhui native, Zhu Yuanzhang, rose up, overthrew Dayuan and founded Daming. It was only because the Ten Kings were dubbed Japan that the prince swept across the north and Wen Jian fled. Emperor Yongle made Beijing his capital, and Jiangshan Antai made the country rich and strong, which spread to Zhu Youjian, the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty, that is, Emperor Chongzhen. Emperor Chongzhen, as the saying goes, reigned for eighteen years, nine years of drought and nine years of waterlogging. All over the world, sadness is everywhere. Wang Zhang, Wang Li Zicheng and the Rebel Army of the Western Jin Dynasty reached Beijing. Eunuch Cao Huachun opened the door of Yi Cheung and surrendered. Emperor Chongzhen beat gongs and drums, but the civil servants did not see him, and the military commanders did not go to court. He was left with Wang Chengen, a eunuch with a pen. These two men stumbled to Jingshan Park. Emperor Chongzhen, biting his middle finger, wrote a bloody book. "Li Chuang, after entering the city, the civil and military knives were all broken and killed. Don't disturb the people in our city. After writing, he hanged himself on the pavilion, and Wang Chengen, the great eunuch next to him, hanged himself on the crooked neck tree. Chu Zhuangwang went to Beijing. Li Guozhen fell off his horse in Chessboard Street and killed Wu Bingbing with a copper stick. Liu Zongmin occupied Chen Yuanyuan. The news came that Shanhaiguan was angry with Wu Sangui and killed his father and wife. How can I not report it? Please clear the soldiers to Shenyang. Shiro Dourgen led the troops into the customs, and Li Zicheng died in Jiugongshan, Hubei Province, renamed Qing. Since Dingding in the Qing Dynasty, countries have paid tribute to North Korea every year, and they are obedient every year. During the Xianfeng period, King Koryo entered the Qing Dynasty and brought two tables of bronzes. When these two tables of bronzes enter Beijing, they must be sent to Li first. At that time, the owners were in power. When the master looks at these two tables of bronzes, they are rare treasures, and it is difficult for all countries to choose them. They left a table in their home, and the table entered the front of the emperor. At that time, my great-grandfather was an official in Li. Li cherishes my great-grandfather's sophistication, loyalty and reliability. In this table of bronzes, he picked out two unimportant things and gave them to my great-grandfather. What did you say?/Sorry? Your majesty rewarded me, so I want it. It belongs to the emperor's family. You don't want it, but you're afraid of being blamed by the sovereign. Hurriedly thanked Wang Chitose and took these two things home, but dared not put them there. Bury this porcelain in the back garden. I really hope my children and grandchildren can't eat it. In the twelfth year of Guangxu, it didn't go out very much, and it was known by the admonition officer. The censor participated in a book before the emperor's visit, saying that my family was guilty of deceiving the monarch. The emperor was furious and sent officers and men to our house to investigate the matter. When we got to our house, we went straight to the backyard and dug this thing up. Dig things up and tie my great-grandfather to the third division for interrogation. Dali Temple is Zhengqing, the minister of punishments, and the general regulations of Douchayuan. After two and a half years of trial (crying), I would have died in it long ago without the courtesy of Wang Fu. For this bronze medal!