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My deskmate’s diary

My deskmate’s diary 1

Our deskmate is our closest friend in school. What interesting and unforgettable things have happened between you and your deskmate? Tell us about it. Pay attention to the vividness of the language!

My surname is Qian, which is a unique surname in our class. My deskmate’s surname is Bi, which is also unique. The two of us together are a "money combination", a match made in heaven. However, the two of us did not get along peacefully. The two of us seemed to be natural enemies. We had a small quarrel every three days and a big quarrel every five days. The stories between us were like bunches of grapes, including good things, interesting things, and ugly things.

My deskmate is not very handsome, but his face is distinctive. I guess it is the face of Sun Wukong - it changes at will, faster than turning the pages of a book. If you don’t believe me, just listen to me.

Once, my arm accidentally crossed the "Chuhe-Hanjie". His eyes immediately widened and he said, "It's over the line!" I quickly retracted my hand and didn't care about him.

After a while, his arm also passed over, so I seized the opportunity and said unceremoniously: "It's over the line!" But he said "hehe" twice and hugged my shoulder again. , touched my head again, and said: "What are we two elders saying about 'super line'? How can we argue over who is following whom?" Being so "heated" by him, I lost my temper. .

So, I continued to do my homework. Unexpectedly, I went over the line again, and he said again: "Over the line!" Just like he did just now, I said "hehe" twice, patted his shoulder, touched his head, and said, "We are two big brothers." What are you guys talking about about 'super line'..."

Hey! What do you think he said? He turned his head faster than Liu Xiang hurdled. He raised his chin and glanced at me. He glanced at me with his peripheral vision and said, "Who are you talking about? You are just a little brat. Humph, you are still a big man." "Hey guys! How old are you? Are you over eighteen?" These words made me speechless. Hi! I have no choice but to deal with him with gritted teeth!

I really don’t know what to say when I have a deskmate like this. I asked the teacher to change seats several times. But the teacher really wanted to change my seat, and I couldn’t let him go. I think of him giving me my notebook when I forgot to bring it, and teaching me how to do the questions when I didn’t know how to do them...

Oh, just be patient! Apart from being too aggressive and unforgiving, he is still a good brother.

"Super line!" Look, this "enemy" has spoken again! My deskmate's diary 2

Tuesday, April 8, 20xx Sunny

My deskmate is Xia Dongrui, and his personality is extroverted. He is always silly, but also very cute. He does very well in school and does well in school. However, this semester his grades have dropped and he is not that cute anymore. Ever since he got a double percent score in the mid-term exam, he has been very proud and self-righteous. His classmates no longer liked playing with him, and Dongrui felt lonely. After class, I said to him: "You shouldn't be so proud and self-righteous." After that, class started. After Dongrui heard this, he became very serious in class and the teacher trusted him. Two days later, the teacher invited Dongrui to be the class monitor. The students liked playing with Dongrui more and more. Dongrui was very happy and went to class again. The teacher said: Xia Dongrui is very cute. Dongrui said to me: "Am I really that cute?" I said to him: "Really"!

Sunny Tuesday, April 8, 20xx

The last class this morning. My deskmates don't know what they are doing. There was a guy named Lei Shen (Lei Sheng) in my class playing around. Suddenly, his deskmate was thrown out by something and landed on Thor's lap. After my deskmate laughed a lot, I didn’t know why I was laughing too. Whenever my deskmate laughs, I laugh too. When he sees me laughing, my deskmate laughs even more exaggeratedly. Later, whenever there were pictures in the book, he would laugh. What a talent! Whenever he laughed, I would hit his head hard with my hand. But not only was he not angry, he was also very happy!

I really didn’t know what to do with him! My deskmate’s diary 3

I have a deskmate, Her name is Liu Ziyun.

She has many specialties. She is the best at dancing. She is the best dancer in our class. No one in our class can match her dancing skills. She dances like butterflies flying, and she dances like a butterfly. The grass is fluttering! She has also won many awards. We must study hard and make progress every day in the future. Always my best deskmate! My deskmate's diary 4

I got a new deskmate today, but I don't like my deskmate at all because he is very annoying.

This afternoon, the teacher asked us to change positions, and it turned out to be Sun Zanxin.

The teacher asked him to sit at the same table with me because he asked me to take care of him. Supervise whether he is paying attention in class.

It’s class! I was listening to the class carefully. When I heard Sun Zanxin talking to himself, I hurriedly shouted: Shut up! Sun Zanxin just stopped. There was still some time left, and the teacher asked us to check. dictionary. At this moment, Sun Zanxin said again: What radical should I check for this word? Oh, I know I should check this. After a while, he proudly said: Yeah, half of the check is done. I heard a little impatiently. I just said: shut up.

get out of class is over! Sun Zan started to chatter in his heart, and said to me: Look, this pen of mine is an erasable pen, and this one is an erasable red pen. How about it? It’s awesome.

Then, he asked me: What is the next class? I said casually: music class. He shouted, and then said: I didn’t bring a book, what should I do?

Do you think Sun Zanxin is Tang Monk? It’s really annoying! My deskmate’s diary 5

Today I Before I took my nap at school, I still had 5 pencils in my pencil case. When I took my nap, I only had 3 pencils left. They were all thick and difficult to use. I had no choice but to borrow a pencil from my classmate Jiang Siyu when I needed to use it in class. She lent it to me and I said to her: "Thank you!" Jiang Siyu said: "You're welcome!"

I want to learn from her and help each other when classmates encounter difficulties in the future. My deskmate’s diary 6

Speaking of my deskmate, I think of the wild horses running on the grassland, never moving for a moment. He was like a monkey in the woods, jumping around, often making me join the jumping team. He is very generous and is willing to give us his beloved building block man to play with and enjoy the infinite happiness with him.

He stood right behind me in the queue, so he was a little taller than me, but I felt that we were both the same height. His hair was as black as ink. Those big "brass bells" are still fresh in my memory. The funniest thing is his two squirrel teeth, which always make me laugh involuntarily.

Once, I played with him as a short but mighty brick man. He gave me a "Tarzan flying kick" and I gave him a "Wu Song beats the tiger" punch. As we were playing, he got angry and showed those two squirrel teeth. I couldn't help it and started laughing.

I forgot to tell you his name, his name is Zhong Zihong. My deskmate’s diary 7

Today is an important day. I took exams in math and English, and they weren't difficult. But I didn't know what score I would get, so I was really nervous.

Although every teacher said that they did not value the results this time and just wanted to find their own weaknesses, the more they said this, the more nervous I became. The students in the key classes are very good, and there will always be someone last in the class. Could it be me? But this is unlikely, let’s wait until Monday.

I am very grateful to God for arranging two smart deskmates for me: Wu Yongle and Wang Guanbo. They are meticulous in their studies. Wu Yongle does homework very quickly and efficiently. I want to learn more from him. Wang Guanbo is a quiet boy who loves to think and speak actively. The days of studying with them were truly unforgettable.

When I had questions that I didn’t understand, they always patiently explained them to me. When they had difficulties, I didn’t stop helping them because I was a boy. I believe that if we can keep helping each other like this, we will definitely learn better.

Hopefully we will be even better next week! My deskmate's diary 8

My deskmate is a lively and clever little girl. Look, the little girl walking towards me is my deskmate: Ling Ke. Ling Ke has a pair of big and bright eyes, a nose with a keen sense of smell, a pair of clever ears, a ponytail on his head, and a eloquent mouth. He is so cute.

I remember one time, I didn’t know how to solve some word problems, so she helped me explain them. Once, when I was writing, suddenly, my pen ran out of water. No one would lend me a pen. Only my deskmate: Ling Ke would lend me a pen. When I don't know a word, lend me a dictionary and let me look it up. My deskmate: Ling Ke, writes homework very quickly, writes very neatly, and is very correct every time.

Do you think my deskmate is cute? My deskmate's diary 9

My current deskmate, Wang Jingyu, is a veritable 'annoying king'. He has hair as long as a girl, a medium-sized mouth, and a pair of shining eyes. He looks quite energetic. But why should I say that he is an annoying deskmate? Let everyone take a look below.

First, my deskmate always puts his schoolbag on the bench and squeezes me into the corner of the table, which makes me feel very inconvenient. I had told him countless times and put my schoolbag on the ground, but he just didn't know how to repent, so I had no choice but to tell the teacher. The teacher quarreled with him, and he finally gave up the attack and surrendered.

Second, my deskmate always likes to occupy a large area of ??land by himself, but I can only study in that small place.

Third, my deskmate always likes to test your heart function unexpectedly. For example, one time, I was watching "Laughing Cat" with gusto, and my deskmate hit me suddenly, which scared me so much that my heart was beating. I secretly wanted to switch to you and hit you innocently, how could you bear it? ? I really want to beat him a few times to relieve my hatred. Every time he hit me, I would hit him back. But it was much lighter than the one he hit me with.

Hey, do you think my deskmate is annoying? I really want to change my deskmate! In fact, to be honest, he is quite smart. It would be great if he and I could get along peacefully and unite and help each other! My deskmate’s diary 10

My deskmate’s name is Yu Hui. She studies very well. She listens carefully in class and speaks actively. Her test scores are better than mine every time, so I admire her very much. .

Her hair is very thick and black, so black that it shines, her eyebrows are very thin, her eyes are as bright as gems, her face is red, her nose is high, and she has a small cherry mouth. Very beautiful!

She loves animals and is very helpful.

One time, when Kang Cao and I were running on the playground, I didn’t notice a stone under my feet. As a result, I stumbled and fell. My deskmate came over, stretched out his hand and said : "Let me help you up." "Thank you!" I said. "You're welcome, this is what I should do," she said.

On a Saturday morning, when she and I were playing games at my house, suddenly we saw an injured swallow landing on the windowsill of my house. My deskmate said, "Let's heal its injury and let it go." So she took the injured swallow away. After a few days of her careful care, Xiao Yanzi's injury healed, and her deskmate released it.

My deskmate is such a girl who is not only beautiful but also very kind-hearted. She is a good role model for me to learn from!