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My husband lost my umbrella. Tell me about it.

First, I never like rain, but it keeps raining. I stand alone in the rain with an umbrella, but my hands droop feebly. (Under an umbrella, caught in the rain)

Second, the rain, from the gap in the umbrella into angel-like tears, wet the ground.

Third, my parents have spoiled you like a little princess for more than 20 years, not to let you be wronged in front of any man.

Fourth, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

Walking feebly in the rain with an umbrella.

Six, stop in the rainy day, it turns out that even the rain can be so sad.

Seven, I sell youth, you buy youth!

Eight, one day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.

Nine, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love.

Ten, in the rain, the passing of shallow and faint thoughts, once strolling in the rain, has long been a thing of the past.

Speaking of rainy days, I walked feebly in the rain with an umbrella.

Rainy days are the perfection I want.

When I say to you: You are busy. In fact, how I hope you can reply to me: you are very important and I will accompany you.

Thirteen, no one is sorry for who, only who does not cherish who.

14. Waiting is happy, even if it is painful.

Don't judge a person by what you see, because what you see may be what they want you to see.

Sixteen, rainy, but inexplicably want to cry, dear, I miss you,

Seventeen, rain, the hometown with deep vegetation, I heard that after all, I am alone.

Eighteen, like your heart can't be so brave and pretend to be anodyne.

Nineteen, I can't miss you on rainy days.

At the age of twenty, I found myself laughing less and less happily than before.

On rainy days, I suddenly want to go out in the rain, so that I can wake up.

The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain. I miss you very much. Why does it always rain?

Twenty-three, hate thunder and hate rain.

I like you best, and my bright smile shines with my best youth. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

Twenty-five, some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Someone cuts out your heart, but you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

Twenty-six, I am in the rain, watching you step on the rainbow, will I be happy if you are happy?

Twenty-seven, rainy days, I was the only one holding an umbrella, and there was no you opposite.

I'm arrogant just because I want to blend in with your eyes.

29. You can only apologize if you are strong inside, but you must be stronger to forgive.

Thirty, the disappearing rainy day, I want to take a bath again.

Thirty-one, there is a lot of rain, and the hometown is overgrown with vegetation. I heard that I am always alone.

Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods?

It rained yesterday, but it is sunny today, and so is our love.

Thirty-four, when you really care about a person, how important trivial details become.

35. Strangeness is to avoid familiarity.

I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get caught in the rain.

Thirty-seven, the happiness of caring for each other, in the shuttle of time, everything has become eternal.

38. If I don't contact you and you don't contact me, will we become strangers one day?

I won't depend on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.

Forty, you are obviously moved. Why don't you come near?

Forty-one, we agreed to let go, agreed not to stay for each other, but recalled going and not going.

42. Ignoring is not necessarily forgetting, but it must be alienating. It takes courage to be silent for too long and even take the initiative.

43. If you can find a reason to be sad, you will certainly find a reason to be happy. Who doesn't learn to be strong when he is injured?

44. Apologizing doesn't always mean that I admit that I was wrong. I can only say that I care more about our relationship than about myself.

Forty-five, it's raining, and my heart is wet and frostbitten.

Forty-six, it has been raining, and my heart is wet all over the floor. How can I forget you?

47. I want to be good to myself, but I am subverted by your words.

Forty-eight, those memories, will it still hurt when you think of it?

I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get caught in the rain.

1. Yes, we have been killing time here.

The past is like a bridge, we will all cross it.

Sometimes forgiving someone is not because I really want to forgive him, but because I don't want to lose him.

Please give me some sunshine, air, water and a little love at your fingertips.

In fact, we are all children, so why hurt ourselves, tire ourselves and suffer ourselves.

6. Some people say that if you don't know how to cherish it, it will hurt after you lose it. But I think the loss after cherishing is the most painful and painful.

7. How many bodies of youth have time buried?

8. Our new relationship is stranger than a stranger. Without memory, there is no progress.

9. When you persevere, time will surrender to you.

10. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is betrayal.

1 1. If you can't change the result, help improve the process.

12. Explain your helplessness with silent hysteria.

13. If I were Ling Huchong, I would rather take the whole world than her.

14.—— What I'm afraid of is not that I love you and you don't love me, but that I love you and you love me, and then you don't love me and I still love you.

15. I fell in love with my mobile phone, so the panel was jealous. It protested with a power outage.

16. Those who are willing to pay are psychopaths who watch too many TV dramas.

17. I missed you that time, and then you called to say that you dreamed of me. I'm still giggling.

18. This is what I want. The more unexpected, the more moved.

19. I can tolerate your selfishness and your personality. But I'm not mature enough to forgive your betrayal.

20. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

2 1. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

22. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

23. Nowadays, we take our mobile phones everywhere, but we don't want to be lonely.

24. I really admire you for ignoring someone and leaving no trace. .

I want to get drunk one day, so that I can say things to you that I dare not say.

Sad rainy mood: If I can't find my favorite umbrella, I will get wet.

1, I'd rather run alone in the heavy rain than throw myself into your hypocritical arms.

2. Your love for me has crossed tens of thousands of light years. Now, don't move, I'll follow you.

3. It is raining in Mao Mao. I don't know if it's too sad. Even god couldn't help crying.

I don't like rainy days, because I feel depressed and confused in rainy days, and I am afraid of lightning and thunder in rainy days. Sometimes, I look calm on the surface, but I am afraid in my heart, and I like rainy days very much, because I like watching the rain.

As long as a friend can lend me an umbrella in rainy days, take a walk together in the morning and sit and chat at night, that's enough.

6, sadness, like a thunderstorm, no one can understand the sadness and sadness of the rain.

7. It's a rainy day. If I can't find my favorite umbrella, I will have to get wet.

8. It's raining. Is the sky crying, too

9. In order to better understand the road ahead, I lost myself once.

10, looking in the rain, running in tears in the rain, waiting in the rain, unrestrained in the rain, waiting for her in the rain.

On rainy days, if you can't find your favorite umbrella, you should take a bath.

1. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.

Get up early, dark clouds cover the sky. Floating around with the wind, floating in the gloomy space, the most chic is autumn rain. She is so elegant and relaxed. If you meditate leisurely in the misty rain, you will feel the charm of mature life.

3. This autumn, it makes me decadent; This autumn, I was also decadent. The biting cold wind at the end of autumn obviously made me tremble, and from time to time I felt a sense of "dust falling from my heart". The heaviest thing is the winter rain. She is so cold and sad. Looking back in the drumming shower will remind you of the past melancholy and the beautiful night of attachment.

This is a rainy day. If I can't find my favorite umbrella, I'll get wet.

I can't see the rainbow after the storm.

6. When I miss the rain, I am like a thirsty seedling, waiting for the rain when my worries and sadness are very heavy.

7. The rain is so beautiful that it makes people cry. Does the departure of the rain also mean that we should end!

8. The rain outside the window has stopped, and so has the rain inside. Once upon a time, I was still sighing for my disappointment. Once upon a time, I was still reflecting on the mediocrity at that time. Once upon a time, I was so indifferent in front of dedication.

9. The sadness of rain lies in the missing thoughts in the rain.

10. Listening to the rain sounds like falling into a dream that I don't want to wake up. Music is like a flowing spring, empty drums and guqin breaking the sound of rain, like a long practice. In the traces of Jin Ge's iron horse, there happens to be a dreamy voice like water and tenderness.

1 1. When autumn no longer comes, flowers bloom all year round, and I vaguely see them, drunk and crying, falling red and fragrant.

12. Waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella.

13. On a quiet night, when people were dreaming in bed, they suddenly made a loud noise, and then they heard the sound of dripping water in front of the eaves. The rhythm of Didi is like a song, louder and faster, and I fell asleep like a quilt.

14. The rain is so beautiful that it makes people cry. Does the departure of the rain also mean that we should end!

15. Loving someone is not having him, as long as you look at him silently in the distance, you will be satisfied.

16. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it.

17. When autumn no longer comes, flowers bloom all the year round, and I vaguely see them, drunk and weeping, falling red and fragrant.

18. Waiting for rain is the fate of an umbrella.

19. I have given everything I should, and I am willing to give it, except to let you know that my heart hurts.

20. thousands of feet, the world of mortals, is a vast expanse. Put the wine on the moon and dance alone.