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Talking about the Delicious Mood of Durian

1, I desperately want to eat durian Melaleuca and drink iced milk tea in the afternoon, which is my heart that I want to be cured by dessert.

If Newton had sat under the durian tree, there wouldn't be so much homework now.

My wife likes durian very much. Although my family doesn't like durian, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.

After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

5. Help ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I was forced to eat a durian just now, and now I have been retching, which is too uncomfortable.

6. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

7. I want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.

8, hiding in the corner to eat durian was found by a dead dog.

9, durian is like a hedgehog, a solid ball, and there are many hard thorns on the surface.

10, a day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

1 1 I think if Newton sat under a durian tree, our exam would be much easier.

12, I want to take a hot air balloon in Turkey, eat durian in Thailand, take a walk in Chengdu and have a snowball fight in Snow Country. Will 18 be realized?

13.90 years old, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

14, I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.

15, it's really that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.

16, I really want to eat durian pizza and mobile cake. What kind of fairy dish is this?

17, the third time I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.

18, I fell in love with eating durian when I was going to lose weight.

19, no way. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

20. There are many kinds of durians. People are familiar with the varieties of Chaney, Golden Pillow, Long Handle, Valley Night Cover and so on.

2 1, women are fickle. They liked durian yesterday and jackfruit today.

22. The fart child and his mother ate durian pizza, spaghetti, rice with eggs and fried rice cakes for the first time, and the result was ... bad reviews.

23, don't want to cook, two people tacitly want to eat duck powder and great durian.

24. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong makes a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.

25. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!

26. Since I ate durian snow ice and durian ring powder last time, I want to eat durian every night before going to bed.