Why lose weight funny jokes?

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It is said that a woman is a book, girl, and your figure is a bound book.

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Then he tried to pick me up ... it didn't work, and then he muttered, "Can't I win a championship?" Hide your face and run into the bedroom.

If you have never lost weight, you won't understand my sadness. When I lost my waistline and spent half a year's salary, how can I forget all this? Ah ... give me a glass of mineral water, because I don't have the money to lose weight, and let him advertise that smallpox has fallen and the money I paid can't be collected ... ah ... give me a glass of mineral water, because I don't have the money to lose weight, and many first love objects blow with the rain, because I see my legs.

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Hey, you stepped on my foot! Oh, you should be glad that I just lost weight recently.