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I can eat ice cream today. What is this?
Yes, that's right, it's the clock. I bought a combination of small ice cream+special milk+jasmine.
The day of receiving the goods was Sunday, and my husband and two babies were at home, which doomed me to be unable to eat alone ... unpacking and inspecting, dry ice neatly protected the ice cream, and there was a reminder card to prevent frostbite, which was very intimate. Dabao Bauer must have grabbed a small ice cream and shouted, "The ice cream is so beautiful." I took the opportunity to learn a wave of words and sentence patterns, and I felt very witty.
I chose the taste of hand-cooked jasmine: the fragrance of jasmine is obvious, the flower stuffing is wrapped in cream, and the rich milk fragrance is mixed with a little sweetness, which makes me feel like drinking milk and scented tea ... By the time I finished eating ice cream, my husband had already eaten two = _ =
In the afternoon, we only went to the training class. My husband and I were bored at home and went to the kitchen ... We only had a bite in the morning! Have another drink! So he grabbed an ice cream and finished it. This time it was a special milk smell: it was really strong, and I instantly remembered the smell of freshly squeezed milk when I went to Hulunbeier grassland last year, with endless aftertaste.
Finally, I looked at a box of ice cream that had just arrived, most of which were gone, and I could only feel bad about my wallet.
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