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Never break up with me. Tell me.

Happy breakup, don't look back; Let's leave each other alone and live a better life.

In the afternoon when it was raining cats and dogs, I received a registered letter, mocking who was so prim and writing letters in this age. When I opened it, there was a red corner on the edge of the envelope. When I opened it, it was an invitation.

Yes, wedding invitations, ex-invitations. Your name is printed on the groom's column. Who is the smiling face in the photo if not you? The sweetness of the bride's smile on your shoulder, probably only a gentle woman like water can win your love, and a strong woman like me will only make you feel burdened.

Time flies. It has been 2 years, 8 months and 20 days since 20xx101October 27th. The days of separation are actually longer than the time spent together.

I remember the scene of breaking up so clearly, but I forgot the first scene. I only remember that you asked me if I believed in love at first sight, and I would believe it if I said it was you.

You smiled and said you couldn't go back on your word.

You take me to the place where you have been; Taste the delicious food you have eaten; Share your funny stories. Maybe I'm used to being alone, or I'm too self-protective. I have never told you my life, joys and sorrows. When we quarreled, you said you didn't know me at all, but I turned away without saying a word. What I am best at is the cold war, which has played its fullest role in getting along with you. Now that I think about it, I'm too stubborn, and I lower my posture a little.

At first, you will coax me, and finally every quarrel ends with your "think for yourself". Generally speaking, the feelings on campus are too naive and fragile, and when they come into contact with social networks, they will be annihilated. After graduation, you went to Shenzhen. Although we didn't break up after graduation like other couples, we became a long-distance relationship.

Maybe the work pressure is too great, or the new environment makes you uncomfortable. Every day's conversation is either silence or quarrel. After a night, you will come back to be nice to me and look forward to the future life together. I said I wanted to have a small house in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, raise a white Samoyed and a black cat, and watch them fight every day.

You said I would get everything I wanted.

I contacted a job in Shenzhen without telling you, because you said you didn't like long-distance relationships and couldn't see me every day. Just before I gave you this surprise, we had a new quarrel over a trivial matter. This time, instead of being nice, you broke up. I refused the request and only said yes.

Two months later, I cut your favorite long hair, resigned and went to Suzhou. In such a gentle city, it was raining continuously, and I went to all the places I wanted to go with you alone. I remember someone once said: the first person you think of when you wake up and open your eyes and the last person you think of when you close your eyes before going to bed are the people you love the most. I'm not that hard, but I never thought I'd be apart from you.

Now that you have her, I only hope that you are really happy, which has nothing to do with me. I cut my hair short and let it grow long half a month ago. It's really short this time I think God has his own plans. Everything is fate, and nothing can be controlled by people. The person we are waiting for is still in the future for a long time. Someone will treat me like a pearl, so as not to disturb me.

1, Tiger Brother broke up.

When I first heard the news, I was very rude and smiled happily.

My roommate looked at me in horror and said that my friend was still so mean when she broke up. She was really a friend.

Emoko said, don't worry, it has recovered. I lost my voice the other day and couldn't speak.

In order to prove that he really recovered, he even played a yellow joke on me.

Well, the play was very good.

After only a few days, this product broke the work.

The reason is my bad friend.

With an attitude of not gossiping, I ran to his wound again a few days later.

I said, talk? Question and answer mode, soon, find some inspiration.

Emoko was in distress situation and gave in under my arrogance.

2. In my impression, Tiger Brother and his girlfriend are very loving, so the first question I asked was why they broke up.

Emoko gave me the answer that I couldn't feel her concern for me.

Then he told me several obvious things.

This summer vacation, he is preparing for the basic exam of his girlfriend's university. During this period, his girlfriend only came to see him once, and left in a hurry after less than half a day.

Emoko is clingy, but he is still very restrained. He calls her three or four times a week, but the other party still feels annoyed. As long as he doesn't take the initiative to contact, the other party will be quiet.

What makes Tiger Brother chilling is that on his birthday, although our friends are far apart, their text messages and phone calls are timely. As a girlfriend, she only said a happy birthday, and there was no follow-up.

Emoko said that he understood that his girlfriend was busy, but in the afternoon she went to a barbecue with her colleagues and made friends. She didn't want to call him. He didn't answer the phone or return it when he called.

Later, in order not to fall in love, Tiger Brother went to his girlfriend to find a job. It's only an hour or two's drive from her home, but she has never come to see him.

Once they made a video, and in less than two minutes, the girlfriend turned it off. Emoko asked her, but she didn't reply. The reason for calling is that she is busy watching TV. And emoko finally couldn't bear it, so he asked, do you want to say goodbye, just wait for me with this cold violence?

There is nothing to say. Later, Tiger Brother learned that he was going to marry her here, but the other party didn't even tell his family about his existence.

His WeChat, QQ and telephone were blacklisted, and all their love trumpets were recorded, and all the conversations, logs and photos in them were also deleted.

He loved someone for almost three years, and even didn't bother to give him a reason to lie, so she banished him from her world.

Emoko said that even if he broke up now, he always wanted to try to save it again.

For such a humble perfection, he felt a little cheap, but he could not bear to part with it.

Then, such a tall boy cried wronged, just like a child.

It is often said that a person really loves you and will never tell you that he is busy, but that even if he is really busy, he is willing to make time for you just to tell you that he is always there.

This is love.

Once I am busy with love, it means that your love ship is about to sail into Titanic, and you may be even more unfortunate. At least Jack and Ruth really love each other, and they have the love vows that you dance with me, while you only have yourself and those sweet and sour memories.

This is lovelorn.

Although Tiger Brother said he still wanted to try, I knew that the chance of redemption was too small to be possible.

Just because I am still in love, I always want to give myself the last hope.

As a bystander, I just replied to him, wishing you a happy breakup.

As the lyrics say.

Happy break-up, please say goodbye to the wrong person happily and meet the right person.

Leaving an old love is like taking a slow train. After reading it, my heart will be clear.

Because of your deep affection, you will eventually meet a lover who knows how to cherish and will not live up to it.

Sad love words, I wish myself a happy breakup.

Sad love talk, wish yourself a happy breakup talk, published by finishing.

I don't have to go to work every day, but I don't take the initiative to send messages and make phone calls. I took the initiative to find him, and it took me a long time to reply. I don't take the initiative to find a topic, but I often play with my friends. I feel that falling in love is tens of thousands of times more tiring than being single, and now there are economic disputes that are speechless.

I tried my best to take the initiative but didn't respond, saying that I was too busy to remember to call me, but later I had time to have dinner and play games with my friends. Long-distance love is hard, I know, but the hardest thing is that I have to lie to myself that you still love me.

I want to break up every day, but every time I am impulsive, I click on his WeChat, and my heart is soft ~ Military love is really tired.

I can't remember clearly. At about N+ 1, she shouted a scripted breakup. Although she is used to being broken up and understands that she is just angry, every time, I still feel that my whole heart is broken and scattered all over the floor, just like when I first heard about breaking up. I broke it many times and thought it would be too much to stick it together again, but I was timid and mean. I took a deep breath, turned my face, and smirked and put it on again.

Tired, I want to talk to him, but I can't find anyone; When he replied, it was several days later. I am extremely insecure about this relationship, but when I ask him, he always chooses to avoid talking about it. The most common sentence is "You are what you think!" ! I want a hug! Then think about it! I am not a cheeky person, but because of you, I have the cheek to beg for your precious hug again and again.

Later you said you were tired. You said I'm not who you like anymore. In the past, you said that you like me who can keep a distance from the opposite sex and be obedient, but now you dislike me, saying that you like girls who are warm, cheerful and can play well with the opposite sex. But once upon a time, I was such a person, so I came together with you! Have you forgotten all about it?

It's good to have a girlfriend. Still want to break up?

I got a job as an apprentice without pay. His monthly salary 1 10,000 to 20,000 (plus my previous commission). I usually spend a lot of money, but now I am too poor to spend it. He was afraid that I would spend it if I had money, and he found some excuse not to give me a penny, saying it was for my own good! Now I'm in a different place, and it makes me chilling to think about his self-righteous attitude!

I love you so much, but you are so cruel to leave. You'll never meet anyone better than me. Never. No, I miss you. It's that you lost me, and I will only get better. You have been eliminated by me. I will find the girl I love, but you will never be right.

That is, when he has been playing games, he will have 2-3 hours to play games. I hate him playing games.

We just broke up two days ago, and he came to see me for two days in a row. I still love him, and he loves me, but there are too many incongruities between us. We all cried the first night. He asked me to wait for him for a while. During this time, neither of us has contacted anyone. He will get better and come back to me. In the meantime, let me meet others, too. I promised him, but I am willing to wait because I love him. The next night, he came again. I said what was on my mind. I said don't go. If you leave, I will forget you at once. I won't wait for you, so don't go. He watched me cry for a long time. He said that I made a good promise yesterday, and he was very sad that I said such a thing. But he left anyway. I stopped crying, I caught it, he still chose to leave, and I chose to give up.

Pay too much and get no response. No matter what happens, the other party will always be in a state of sprinkling salt. If you are really tired, break up, and it will be very calm after separation.

Once I wanted to ask him out, but he told me that he was tired and his heart was full. But fortunately, it has been divided.

Cooking for me for the first time, fried four sausages, nothing else. Besides, I have a bad stomach, gastric ulcer. I had a stomachache for three days after eating. That is, although he speaks very well, it turns out that he doesn't love me very much.

My current state with him is: I like him silently, and he plays the fool silently, thinking that this is also good, at least I can talk to him.

We are in a long-distance love+military love, which is very hard, but we feel happy when we think about him. For the first time in my life, I like someone so much that I never want to break up.

I suddenly feel so happy. We have been together for a year, and it is still the same as before. He always puts my feelings first. Wherever he goes, he automatically and consciously tells me where my wife is and where I am, and I will come to you when I come back. Wait, many, many, really often tell yourself to cherish.

Living together for a long time, I found that he has a heavy virgin complex, and we have never quarreled over anything. But I fully understand him again and again because I turned to history, and I am very grateful that he can put down some ideas and accept me. But once I felt really tired, because I couldn't change the past. I even hated myself for growing that organ and really loved him. He loves me, too, but I just can't get through this.

It's not an instant to want to break up. That moment just reminds you of the pain you have endured for a long time.

When he quarreled with me about another girl, it made us feel very tired.

Love is very tired, and the feeling of wanting to break up has been forgotten. Getting married is very tiring, and the feeling of wanting a divorce basically emerges once a month. He always concentrates on his work and always ignores me. So I've always felt bored. He doesn't love me because he is so tired of his love. In fact, he works hard to make money for this family. Yeah, I'm always imagining things.

I am very tired at the moment. He asked me to accompany his comrades. By the time I got online, he had already played games with others. I lost my temper and he yelled at me for breaking up. If I am invited, how can he play with others? Do you treat me like a monkey?

Talk about breaking up happily, and talk about friends after breaking up.

Who really cares about me? Life is too short to cherish! !

On the contrary, I did this to him, but he wouldn't do this to me.

I miss you countless nights. You once said that no matter what happens in the future, you will remember me. In fact, I want to tell you that no matter what, you will always be in my heart.

I have him in my heart, and there may not be anyone in his heart, because we are wrong after all.

It is tiring to really love someone. People who really have you in their hearts will think of you.

People who really put you in their hearts will pay attention to everything about you and care about everything about you. It's no use being nice to him without you. Everything is in vain. Make yourself better without you. Maybe it's better to let him go and leave more thoughts to himself.

I have never met such a person, and I am not blessed to enjoy such treatment. I really want to find such a person.

You have him in your heart, not necessarily he has you in his heart,

No matter how busy you are, people who really care about you will send you messages. Why can't I meet someone who really loves me and loves me? Alas, life is really bitter.

I am not afraid of loneliness. Although I missed a lot and lost a lot, I don't want to be disappointed in the future. I'm not afraid, even if I don't meet such a person, I will live well and take good care of myself, because you don't know how the next person will appear in front of you.

I am desperate to join hands with you for life, no matter how difficult it is, I am not afraid. I said those two words are not allowed in marriage. However, I didn't expect that you would casually say those two words because of a sesame seed. Every time I cry, I still don't get your reply. Those two words blurt out from your mouth again and again. Slowly, my heart

Dog, loving you for three years is fruitless. I have to accept a new life. I once really loved you. I want to go with someone else for the rest of my life.

When you choose love, you won't give up easily. There is a kind of love that is unforgettable and buried in the bottom of my heart.

I still love you, don't forget your initiative. Maybe you have deviated from the channel, I will stick to it.

Endless sadness can only be a joke. . . . . . Endless memories will be blown away by the wind. .

That city, that person, can't be erased after all! If you love, you love; Not loving is not loving! Sometimes leave a good memory for yourself, and remember it quietly in the future! It is also a kind of happiness!

I am most afraid of understanding a sentence and a song, but I can only bear it alone.

I once really loved you. I thought I could be free and easy, but when I walked on the road we walked, my mind was full of you and memories. Thank you for loving me.

Put the gun down. Sister! The past never belonged to you! Be fine by yourself!

I can't escape from the supermarket, but I can't escape from that unforgettable time. I really can't wish you health and happiness. Good Night!

If you want to go back to where you are now, you can't go back even if you go back.

I have known each other for eight years and loved each other for five years. Now that you're gone without looking back, I'm still waiting for you to turn around. Should I put it down?

I have never been to the city where you live, but I always have your feelings in my heart. I can't let it go, I can't forget it, and more importantly, I can't bear it! What I want to say is that it is sunny when you are ready. I wish you all the best!

If you really love, you will really hate. I just don't have regret medicine, and I don't know how to go in the future, but at least I know how to protect myself.

Life, sometimes I really don't know what to experience. But there are some things that I don't want to experience all my life.

Love yourself when no one hurts, and love yourself when no one loves.

Women don't think about who will love you. They don't love themselves and who will love you. Women should relax and eat and drink happily every day.

I am a woman without pain. I am so sad that I give birth to Lacrimosa every day.

If such a man deceives you again and again, do you choose to forgive or leave!

In fact, women should learn to be strong and love themselves. Don't think that everyone will love you.

How many people broke up from bravery to happiness?

When a girl says she wants to lose weight, she actually wants someone to tell her: Why do you want to lose weight? I just like you now.

I can't save myself if the doctor doesn't cure me.

Gently say to yourself, "don't cry, because no one cares."

Can you refuse all ambiguity for me and for me who loves you?

The so-called growth is to force you to stumble and get hurt and stumble and be strong.

Some people are like sunshine, warm and beautiful, but they can't stay.

I am not cold-blooded, let alone slow-heated. I'm just afraid that I'll be sad when I leave because I've invested too much.

I don't like meeting people, but I don't care.

The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check. . .

Every child who likes words has painful memories.

I wait for you to watch you go online and offline every day, but you don't even have a word or a word of comfort.

The teacher's greatest characteristic is: knowing perfectly well past asking, the teacher's greatest hobby is talking to himself, and the teacher's best skill is spitting.

I am myself, and that's the truth.

It's never too late to live a good life, study hard, take good care of yourself, and turn over a new leaf.

You said you loved me, and I believed you. I said I love you, and you smiled.

I'm just a girl. I want to live like a man before a man hurts me.

Actually, I care. Which group am I placed in your friends list?

Do you want to go to a love school? Couples enter school, homework is halved, and exams are free.

There is no need to pay for some unnecessary people.

The most painful thing in life is that the man you like asks you to help him find someone.

Life always gives us hope, and it is impossible to tell us that.

The best way to make someone forget you is to borrow money from him.

Don't treat yourself as white every day, and tell what happened to you.

My eyes turned to the sea, but I refused to be blue.

Sometimes, ignoring you is to make you pay attention to my existence.

In fact, loving someone is self-inflicted, and in the end, I find that I can't live without doing it.

Are you happy? Are you sad? You have to go by yourself.

Sometimes I don't want to talk, but I talk the most; I don't want to laugh, but I am the sweetest one.

Time is the best gift one person can give to another.

Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you get.

No matter how uncomfortable it is, life will continue. That is the reality. Without mercy, you will lose if you don't argue.

You think you are connected to the whole world through the mobile phone network, but in fact you just hide behind the screen to feel safe.

Don't come back when you leave. I don't collect junk, and I don't like to pick what others don't want.

Countdown to school, hurry to play, go to school to catch up on sleep.

I said, the so-called love at first sight, but from the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons.

When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one.

God saw that there were no idiots in this world, so he created you.

I don't want what I didn't get before.

New girls pay attention to this school year. If you don't solve it yourself, there will be junior girls next school year. It's up to you.

Sixteen-character policy of love: cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training to catch a dead person.

Time proves nothing, only changes your opinion.

It is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

People who don't understand me, please don't compare me with anyone. I'm just me, no matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.

I walk alone, one sees through and the other bears. I choose my own path. I'll go alone.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

You said you loved me. Can you say one more interesting thing?

Love to talk and laugh, I am proud all over, I don't cry or make trouble, I ignore all ridicule.

How many people broke up from bravery to happiness.

If I die, please don't be sad for me, and quickly gather seven dragon balls to save me.

I always want to play computer when I am at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer when I am on vacation.

Each of us has to bear many things that we don't want to bear every day.

The proudest sentence of a woman: Miss, go away, I have a wife.