Brothers warned QQ classics to say never. ......

1. Never join any club that recruits new people unless it can make you chairman. The reason for the existence of any association is to increase the competitive capital of the person in charge of the association.

2. Don't expect any plmm to have no boyfriend, and don't rule out having a mm, because there are too many boyfriends for her to count.

4. Never buy a computer. Although your original intention is to study, you will eventually convert it into your game machine.

Never expect the waiter in the canteen to learn elementary school mathematics well. They will add two digits, and the correct rate will not be higher than 4%.

6. Never go to the waiter's window in the canteen and order. He will turn your pickled fish into hot and sour soup and kung pao chicken into fried peanuts.

7. Never expect every college student to have the same quality as you. I remember that one-third of the students only got ...: although, many will be candidates in the future.

8. Never go to the Internet cafe opposite the school to play games. It will let you enjoy the life of a programmer early, let you know the importance of money, and let you embark on a life of eternal degradation.

9. Never forget English. The later you take the CET-4 and CET-6, the more sad you get. It is a trivial matter to donate money to the Committee of Grade 4 and Grade 6. Invisible psychological pressure will make you have the idea of revenge on society.

10, don't go to the restaurant at the school gate to see how they wash dishes, it will make you ... make me want to vomit!

1 1. Don't take many books home during holidays. When you take them home, you will take them back to school. They must be intact. Holidays are for rest, and all kinds of learning ideas you make before holidays are always just ideas.

12, don't believe in online dating. Beautiful women are not on qq, but they can't be seen online. Only girls who have the same needs as you are happy in online chat. Don't spend your time on unnecessary investments.

13. Never buy a mobile phone model that everyone uses. From t 19 1 to nokia8250, and then to Samsung t 108, you will look very impersonal.

14, don't pay attention to other functions of the mobile phone unless you have a bad habit of taking pictures of MM. Remember, the biggest purpose of buying a mobile phone is to send and receive text messages.

15. Don't expect to be a literary youth popular with thousands of girls. No matter how famous he is, he is a grasshopper crying loudly, and he can't jump for days. What's more, I have to risk being called sb by most people.

16. Never treat a university as an educational institution. Remember, it is an out-and-out for-profit organization.

Never regret.

Many times, the true nature of life is simple, but it is complicated by us, adding many unnecessary details. If you are simple about the world, the world will show you its beauty. There is no need to have too many desires, and those who are satisfied are happy; There is no need to be too paranoid, inclusive people are happy. Delete the tedious memories and get rid of the troubles outside. Life is short, fame and fortune are additions, and only simplicity can make you happier. In the journey of life, we always have to experience thousands of choices in Qian Qian. Choosing the right environment will bring you infinite joy and a happy life; Choose the right teacher and teach you knowledge and wisdom that you will never learn; Choose the right industry, give you rich returns and achieve a lifetime; Choose the right friends, learn from each other's strengths and learn from each other's strengths for a lifetime; If you choose the right partner, you will have sweet love and a happy life.

Education represents the past, financial resources represent the present, and learning ability represents the future. What you saw and heard changed your life, and it was ruined before you knew it. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals; No crisis is the biggest crisis, and satisfying the status quo is the biggest trap. Bet and win once; Follow the right person and win a lifetime. The boss can only give you a position, not a future. No matter how big the stage is, it is cool when people walk.

You have to remember: in this world, you are unique, no one is like you, and you don't need to replace anyone. On the stage of your life, you are your own protagonist and don't need to be anyone's supporting role. Don't accept a man's love when you are sad. It's unfair to him and you won't be happy. You should distinguish between liking and sympathy. I believe you will eventually meet someone who likes you, and you like it. So don't indulge in love, don't be stingy with love.

Don't torture yourself for anyone or anything. For example, not eating, crying, autism, depression, these are all things that fools do. Of course, it is necessary to be stupid occasionally, and life doesn't have to be smart all the time. Learn to bear the pain. Some words, suitable for rotten in the heart, some pain, suitable for silent forgetting. When you experience it, you grow up and you know it yourself. Many changes, you needless to say, others will see.

Never regret. We can't choose the way back. However, we must clearly face the challenges that have been caused. Try to adjust and believe that you will succeed. No matter how desperate you are, no matter how sick you are, there is nothing you can do about the past, but at present, your future is not so bleak. As long as you work hard and believe in yourself, life will always turn into a bright future.

A love letter warning her boyfriend not to be a playboy.

Qiong Yao: The parting time is another year and a half. Over the years, we have collected less and left more. I wonder if you will complain. Really helpless who let me do this job and eat this bowl of rice.

When I leave, you can take me to a taxi. You don't have to take me to the railway station. There are many people there. It's not that you're not used to crowds, but that too many people will give you a chance to pick wild flowers.

Now I'd better tell you not to wander around while I'm away. You have to remember that you are married, and double quotation marks are emphasized when you walk! Remember, I will call you every day and change my phone number to test you. I put eyes and ears around you, and you have been under my surveillance.

Ok, finally say something gentle, don't forget me!

Hereby!

Inspirational words: there is no free lunch in this world, so don't take the lead.

1. If you really love your parents and your girlfriend, work hard. Only in this way can you have the ability, financial conditions and free time to accompany them and love them.

2. Remember, be the last person to play cards and let others take the unexpected cards away. When they think you will lose, you can win the game.

3. Don't pretend to be big. The best way to pretend to be big is to pick up a brick, follow it quietly and put him down from behind.

4. Don't swear casually, which will make others feel that you have no self-restraint and don't want to associate with you. Even contact is perfunctory. Because he thinks your quality is very poor in his heart.

When you want to smoke, first ask the people around you if you can learn to respect others. Don't pretend to be cool and smoke in front of girls. You don't know, in fact, they are disgusted.

6. Choose your own clothes. Don't let your family buy it for you Although what I bought for the first time and what I bought for the second time are not so good, I will gradually have a vision.

7. If you want to make progress, you must learn a lesson. The successful experience is distorted. If it succeeds, say whatever you want. Losers have no right to speak. However, you can reflect and summarize through his example. We should not only learn from ourselves, but also learn from others.

8, study, study, study again, have nothing to do, go to the bookstore to read books, about management, finance, marketing, interpersonal communication, future trends, etc., you can get a lot. The competition in this society is too fierce. If you don't study, you will be eliminated.

9. If you are not a singer, a painter or action art, please pay attention to your clothes in peacetime. In today's society, clothes can show which group and circle you belong to.

10, a young man, if he doesn't have any ideas for three years, his life is basically like this, without much change.

1 1. Remember, people who watch TV for more than three hours a day on average must earn less than 2,000 yuan a month. If you want to earn more than 2000 yuan a month, please don't waste your time on TV. Similarly, people who play online games or chat for more than three hours a day on average are also people with a monthly income of no more than two thousand.

12. Because there are many poor people and no money, they will chat and complain on the Internet and kill time. Have you ever seen a business owner or manager in charge often chat in QQ group when something happens?

13. There are only a handful of such people in this world. When they open the newspaper, they turn on the TV and they talk about their news. It seems that the world is for them. They can call the shots and do anything. Your goal should be to become this small group of people.

14, when interacting with people, listen more and talk less. That's why God gave us a mouth and two ears.

15. In this society, fast fish eat slow fish, not slow fish eat fast fish.