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1. My life is sweet if you add a little bit, but salty if you lack it.

2. Young people should not stay at home all the time. Go out for more walks. At the end of the day, you will find that playing games is still interesting.

3. Although I have no books, no notes, no classes, and no review, I have a heart that does not want to fail the exam.

4. There are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.

5. You must have been drinking carbonated drinks in your last life, so I burst into happiness as soon as I saw you.

6. In fact, you can do a lot of things when you get up in the morning, such as sleeping again.

7. Those nights when you stay up late will eventually be repaid with a morning when you can’t get out of bed.

8. If one day I block you, it’s not that I hate you, but that I really can’t afford what you are selling.

9. When you fail, there will always be a group of people around you who care about you. They will ask you what happened and then leave with satisfaction.

10. There is no road in the world. When there are more people walking, there are toll stations.

11. The neighbor is a changeable person. He changed the wifi password again.

12. The most serious topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people’s women.

13. When I forgot to bring money for dinner, I told my boss to make up for it next time, but the boss didn’t want to! I got angry and called more than 10 waiters and finally got the money for the meal!

14. Let’s talk about the things you wanted to do in high school but failed to do. God's reply: I have a heart to go to Tsinghua University, but God has arranged for me to study Lan Xiang.

15. I wanted to live in my husband’s heart, but I didn’t expect to have many neighbors.

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1. In adult life, apart from gaining weight and Losing hair and nothing else is easy.

2. After my girlfriend disappeared, I immediately went to the police station to report the case. The police said to me: Calm down first. If you keep laughing like this, we won't be able to record it.

3. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds,

I can earn hundreds of millions in one go. If it fails, I will lose the two yuan. The water is gone.

4. You can never wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your messages, but red envelopes can.

5. Please don’t call me a otaku, please call me a closed home; please don’t call me a otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

6. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you thought I was giving examples.

7. The idioms played by Fujian and Northeastern people are like this: they are in love with each other, and the "seal" is the thief of the father. The "father" hurts each other, and the "harm" wants to do something!

8. People nowadays are becoming more and more self-righteous. They never consider others and are self-centered. They feel that the whole world should revolve around them. How is this possible? They obviously revolve around me!

9. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is quite high.

10. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles' Day, and college students celebrate Children's Day.

11. There are two kinds of people in the world that are the most fascinating, one is like me, and the other is like me.

12. The shameful thing about some men is that: they want to find a woman to serve them like a mother, but refuse to be obedient like a son; they want to find a girl to be obedient and clingy like a daughter, but she I can't be as caring as my father!

13. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and waiting to die, planning for a day, and lying dead for a year.

14. Nowadays, when people are full and have nothing to do, they will find a partner. I am so powerful. I don’t have enough to eat at all.

15. An ant was lost. He met another ant, so he ran up and asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The ant was stunned: "With a smile or... Very silent?"