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Sand sculpture lovely circle of friends copywriting

Sand sculpture lovely circle of friends copywriting

1. Peer: Make great achievements, realize great virtues, become great talents and take on great responsibilities.

Myself: no big talk, no big talk, no big talk, no big talk, no big talk.

You said you were cold, so I asked you to put on more clothes. You said your ex-girlfriend would hug you when she was cold. I'm anxious. Where can I find your ex-girlfriend in this vast sea of people?

3. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough can also prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove".

After living for so long, I feel that I have never been a human being at all. I am a cow and horse at work, a pig at dinner, a fish in love, and a heartbroken puppy on social software at night.

Dude, if you really can't sleep, get up tomorrow and sell fried dough sticks. I see you handed out chicken soup four times a night and shared three songs. How difficult is it?

6. When I went to the dentist, the doctor asked me, "Why are my teeth so worn?" I said, "Because my life is supported by my teeth."

7. I will be late for work today. Audi in front drives very slowly. I was so angry that I kept honking my horn in the traffic jam and the bus driver knocked me down.

8. me during the day: staying up late is at four o'clock in the morning: the puppy has to stay up late.