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Can anyone list the classic famous sentences in anime?

For example, "cleaning the toilet is cleaning the mind" ................

"I am a man who wants to be one piece! ! ! ! "

And Lulu's sentence "It's terrible because you can't see" (Oh, I love Lulu ...)

Lu Lu badminton repairs r2OP 1 "I continue to fight! I will continue to fight! " ~

There are many in the silver ... ……LZ (that is, the name of each training. .............................................................................................................................................................

0 1: People with natural curly hair are not bad people.

02: Pet owners should take care of their pets until the end.

03: Jump is often sold on Saturdays, so be careful.

04: No one will be satisfied with the person who has a good first impression.

05: To make friends, you have to make friends with people who can call each other by their nicknames even when you become an old man.

06: If you have time to be a terrorist, you might as well go for a walk after dinner.

07: Once you promise to die, you should abide by it.

08: There is a thin line between perseverance and hard work.

09: Punch beautifully in a fight.

10: Eat sour when you are tired.

1 1: Out-of-shape meatballs are not meatballs, idiot.

12: Bad girls all over the country go home on time.

13: Everything born in the toilet is dirty.

14: If it is COSPLAY, it will be heart to heart.

15: Dare to touch frogs is a strange condition to be a real man.

16: think about it carefully, there is still a long way to go after becoming an uncle! horrible

17: Even if you are not drunk, pretend to be drunk and take off the boss's wig.

18: Men must catch swordfish.

19: idols are actually the same as what you do.

20: Things are like their owners.

2 1: The longer the hair end, the more annoying it is.

Although stress is the cause of baldness, deliberately avoiding stress can also cause stress. In the end, there is nothing we can do.

23: Just wash your armpits. Oh, wash your armpits.

24: Tell me about the courage of that year! Stand up, stand up.

25: Do you feel that you are also "Kawaii ~"

26: You can't forget UNO even if you forget your underwear when traveling.

27: Laugh when you are unhappy.

Training 28: Ah-ah, it's still the tallest in my family.

Exercise 29: Listen to music. Can you review for the temporary exam? Turn it off, son.

It's not the bad guys who make trouble, it's the people with excess energy.

3 1 training: the so-called parent-child similarity is full of annoying places.

Training: Why is the sea water astringent? Isn't it because you city people pee while swimming?

Training 33: Beware of belt conveyor.

34 training: guys with serious inferiority complex do great things.

35 Training: Don't panic! I thought there was a clearance sale!

Don't be shy, just raise your hand and report.

Training: Stop running away!

Training: A shemale knows both the stupidity of a man and the cunning of a woman.

Xun: There must be something hidden under the lovely appearance.

40 training: getting married is a lifelong mistake.

4 1 Training: Is Tricholoma matsutake really that delicious? Think about it.

42 Training: Grasp your dreams with your fists.

43 Training: Romance of Men

Something that a knife can't cut.

Training: There is no Shuang Fu, but it never rains alone.

46 training: terrible deterioration and delicious food

Training 47: Read newspapers and TV carefully.

48 training: People with ulterior motives are often eloquent.

Training: I used the toilet with automatic shampoo once, but I can't get used to other toilets anymore.

50 training: Only what you forget inadvertently is the hardest.

5 1 Training: Life goes by like a conveyor belt.

Training 52: Parks belong to children.

Training: Will the troubles disappear with the New Year bell? Let's relax.

Training 54: It's impolite to get people's names wrong.

Training: Most ramen restaurants with many dishes are not very popular.

56 training: Eating ice cream in winter is really special.

Lesson 57: What's the meaning of BONBON in whisky?

58 training: Have a plan when you have children.

59 training: knock on the door before entering the toilet

Training 60: Just the title of the film doesn't make people understand the fun of the film.

6 1 training: Earthworms will swell up when placed in urine.

Training: At least we have been together for 20 years. Daughters should treat their fathers well.

Training 63: Beat your daughter's boyfriend first anyway.

Training 64: Characters should draw distinctive personalities, so that readers can distinguish them from the silhouette.

Training 65: Don't judge a book by its cover.

Training 66: Does the insane workshop live in that cherry tree?

In a sense, M is invincible.

Xun: She knows everything about the moon.

Xun: Grandma is also very busy. Some dinners are enough. She is very picky.

Life without gambling is like sushi without mustard.

7 1 training: stop drinking while you still feel comfortable.

Training: Please keep an appropriate pace when walking the dog.

Training: One "woof" is worth a million songs.

Training 74: You must be over 20 years old to go to a bar club.

75 Training: Two people with similar personalities are prone to quarrel.

Training: As long as you are willing to do it, never give up.

Training: Milk should be warmed to human body temperature.

Training: The servant really saw everything.

Training: To meet people, make an appointment first.

80 training: I have an appointment to leave 30 minutes ago.

8 1 training: sleeping with the fan on will hurt your stomach. Be careful.

There is nothing in the world except monsters.

Training: Teenagers know the dignity of life through unicorns.

84 training: an inch worm has five souls.

Training: Please keep the minimum etiquette even online.

86 training: Falling in love is none of your business.

87 training: life is to rush forward.

88 Training: The ideal girlfriend is Xiao Nan.

Training 89: The canteen or fried bread is the most popular.

90 training: It never rains but it pours.

9 1 training: the full moon makes people crazy

92 training: Don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out.

93 training: Those who like heights are either fools or gangsters.

94 training: The sun continues to rise.

95 training: insects in the dark love light.

Training: As the saying goes, haste makes waste.

97 training: plan ahead.

98 Training: Deceiving others will eventually deceive yourself.

99 Training: Who has been reading Where Can I Have Santa Claus? Who wants Santa Claus to come most?

100: Hot pot is the epitome of life.

10 1: Be careful with the director, Aunt Lotternmaya.

102: Because I am who I am.

103: Children play with snow.

104: Mothers in the world are generally very close.

105: Persimmons should not be eaten too much.

106: Don't make a sound when eating (with voice excellent speech)

107: In cake shops and flower shops, it is most difficult for men to resist girls.

108: Delicious, right? Delicious.

109: It's better to enjoy flowers than to eat jiaozi.

1 10: Prepare red bean rice silently at this time.

1 1 1: See you at the dinner table at 7 o'clock on Tuesday.

1 12: yesterday's enemy, today's enemy.

1 13: Beware of fragile items.

1 14: Blood and bandages are cool and exciting.

1 15: picky eaters are the same to people.

1 16: Don't pick up everything, even if it is dropped.

1 17: the first move is the strongest.

1 18: Two heads are better than one.

1 19: There is a mystery in the words.

120: Everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

12 1: If the guy who usually wears glasses takes off his glasses, it always makes people feel that something is missing, just like a part is missing.

122: Everyone has someone they miss.

123: Smiling is the best makeup for girls.

124: the second preview of jump has no spectrum.

125: Please open "Possible XX", please be careful.

126: The dog meat pad smells pleasant.

127: You will catch a cold if you don't turn off the air conditioner when you sleep.

128: Luck has nothing to do with identity

129: I can't sleep after counting sheep.

130: Eating spicy food alone can lead to hemorrhoids.

13 1: Men are really troublesome.

132: A woman who says "work and mine are more important" should throw her back outside the door.

133: The forest is hidden in the Woods.

134: cartoonists who can save manuscripts are really qualified.

135: A man's heart is like a hard-boiled egg.

136: Even the bad guys, parents are still parents.

137: Hard eggs cannot be broken.

138: If you go to the attic, you basically have everything.

139: Expectation before friendship begins is the most interesting.

140: Please cooperate with garbage sorting and recycling.

14 1: Life has no archive point.

142: Nothing can beat a woman's tears.

143: Too many lovely things will make people sick.

144: Western music and the like are similar.

145: The guy who says anything for others is mostly for himself.

146: There are also indelible data.

147: Please control the game for one hour every day.

148: Don't patronize playing games in the name of rest.

149: Life and games are full of bugs.

There are two, there are three.

15 1: Heroes sometimes have troubles.

152: Instead of staring at the weaknesses of others, it is better to find out more about your own strengths.

153: When riding the tram, you must pull the rings with both hands.

154: Men are invincible playboys.

Love is victory.

156: Get moving if you want to lose weight.

157: Don't eat if you want to lose weight.

158: There are too many additional mechanical functions recently.

Rules exist to be broken.

160: Otakus talk a lot.

16 1: There must be three fanatics.

162: the advantages and disadvantages are separated by a piece of paper.

163: uniforms increased by 20%

164: It is forbidden to play on the railway.

165: cleverness is mistaken by cleverness.

166: People often can't see the important things clearly.

167: I heard people say.

168: Everything depends on the beat and timing.

169: The less attractive, the cuter.

170: Out of sight, out of mind.

17 1: Don't give up if you are a man.

172: yuck 100% will forget to bring a PVC umbrella.

Life is an exam.

174: Summer vacation is the happiest at the beginning.

175: Being alone is also important.

176: A turtle shell is not as good as a flower shell.

177: old but strong

178: Children's summer vacation has begun, and adults will be upset.

179: as beautiful as Xia Guo

180: Go straight even if you can't stand straight.

18 1: Men want to drink moon wine alone.

182: rotten wood cannot be carved.

183: Happy people who get up and work

184: the poor inherit the wind.

185: Some things are better left unsaid.

186: It is only natural to pay back debts.

187: The food taken away is not coming back.

188: wiping the urinal is wiping the mind.

189: layman, a cross and a screwdriver are enough.

190: the second year of high school should cultivate imagination.

19 1: Reality is inversely proportional to the parameters in online games.

192: I always have a screwdriver in my heart.

193: Prison Break 2, if you have escaped from prison, is it not a prison break?

194: Everyone is a prisoner who has broken through the cage called ego.

195: I still have to tell the previous story occasionally.

196: Most trips are quarrels.

197: silver and your rice hammer

198: fecal traces in underwear are absolutely inevitable.

199: Shouting "This is a metamorphosis ... color, and it's fun.

200: 200 times or something It doesn't matter. Keep walking.

20 1: Be careful about ghost stories.

202: A pack of one or two cigarettes always smells like horse manure.

Some things can only be expressed in words.

204: There are also things that cannot be expressed by words alone.

205: There are also things you can't understand until you meet.

206: There are some things that you can't know even if you meet.

207: Be careful not to pick up anything on the ground to eat.

Cat pie and dog pie are incompatible.

209: Don't drown your sorrows in wine, be arbitrary.

2 10: Don't put your wallet in your ass pocket.

2 1 1: Beautiful roses have thorns.

2 12: Watch out for umbrella-bearers on sunny days.

2 13: If you use the spread chart, it feels like a jump.

2 14: Do your own thing before the duel.

2 15: It is dangerous to interfere in a fight.

2 16: Although many guys think that "no breasts" and "beautiful breasts" are the same, they are actually different from "Ranbo" and "hard to peel", just like "career" and "wart".

2 17: Life is a series of multiple-choice questions.

2 18: Only mother can stop brother and sister from fighting.

2 19: guys who always say "I'm going crazy" are generally not crazy.

220: The darker the belly, the better the smile.

22 1: No matter how long the night is, there will always be dawn.

The beast stands on four feet, while man stands on two feet: will and vanity.

223: pillow whispers are not credible

224: Housewives can't be trusted.

225: the natural roll is not bad even if it is burned.

The longer your hand reaches, the farther it will reach.

There are many kinds of fetters.

Morning wine has a unique taste.

229: All adults are mentors for all children.

230: Build your own refuge.

23 1: the conversation with the clerk in the barber shop is the least important in the world.

232: Heaven is not making people, but making buns.

233: Zip up slowly.

234: The worse the guy, the better he sleeps.

235: When the long juice stick is folded in half, the leading part is of course better, and it smells different from there.

At birthday parties, he usually looks like a different person.

Children who can sleep grow well.

It takes subtle courage to walk into a roadside stall.

239: The place where men gather will definitely become a battlefield.

If a friend is injured, send him to the hospital immediately.

24 1: As long as one orange is rotten, all the oranges in the carton will be rotten unconsciously.

We are foreigners in the eyes of foreigners, and we are aliens in the eyes of aliens.

No matter how many times I watch it, I think Lapda is great.

Love is unrequited.

245: The black ship was also spectacular when it sank.

246: Many rabbits will appear when you are guarding the tree.

247: Smooth polygons can also make people's hearts smooth.

The human body is a small universe.

249: If there are two brave people in the team, it will have the same effect as the dance of chaos.

250: a guided fool.

25 1: so we went to the legend.

252: Candy and whip are used together

After being locked up, people will open the door of their hearts.

Spiders at night are ominous.

255: once the spider silk is entangled, it can't be taken off.

Beauty gets tired of ugliness in three minutes, but it will never die.

257: A thread becomes the source of Zhu Rong.

258: A master is not a forerunner, but a follower.

259: The more goofing around, the scarier it is.

260: The more important, the heavier the burden.

26 1: You should repay me if you think of it.

Pay attention to both wine and women.

No matter how old you live, you still hate dental care.

264: The size of areola is directly proportional to human body shape.

265: vote for popularity and eat shit.

266: referendum or something burned to ashes.

267: People vote or something. Beat tofu and smash it to pieces.

268: popular voting or something ...

269: It's superstitious to have to pee after being stung by a bee. Be careful that bacteria will come in.

270: Beware of death notice

27 1: Some things should be guarded even if they defile themselves.

272: If you step on the notice, you will break it.

Broadcast gymnastics is a social place for young girls.

274: Observe the diary until the end.

275: When looking for something, use its sight to find it.

276: "Zhicun is behind you"-in fact, Zhicun simply noticed it.

Freedom is not lawlessness, but living according to your own rules.

278: Effective Use of Cats and Tails

279: kabukicho Wildcat Blues

Cooking depends on perseverance

28 1: I'm such an idiot when it comes to sea monsters, but they keep thinking of Miss Conch.

282: Don't lose to rainy days

283: The movie is worth looking forward to is directly proportional to the ticket price of the front row audience.

284: Not losing to the wind

285: Don't lose to the storm.

286: Don't lose to meteorites either.

287: Don't lose to crooked ways.

Never lose your smile.

I want to be such a strong and beautiful person.

Please exclude some vulgar LZ by yourself. ........................................................................................................................................................................