What is the humorous sentence of getting tickets?

1, the car was fined because my carelessness was all my fault. Thank you, comrade traffic police, for your hard work.

2. It is distressing to deduct points for violations. It is divided into huge laboratories, just as the writer said.

3, the violation of good personality, don't ask to go home, with a brisk pace.

4, the humor of eating tickets, the situation at home began to get better.

The way to deal with traffic violations is still your fragrance yesterday, thinking of writing one at the bottom.

6, the humor of eating tickets, let us feel at ease heartless, my brother has a lot of books.