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Military training: an unforgettable experience and a group of unforgettable people.

Everyone who has attended high school knows that military training is an unforgettable experience. Everyone grew up in military training, and everyone sang, shouted and laughed.

? A group of friends from all over the country got together to queue up for military training uniforms. It's hot and enthusiastic. Although the thought of military training will be very tiring, there is still an irresistible desire to start military training.

During the preparation, the instructor introduced himself and lined up. The tutor is so handsome that he can't even put down the photos.

Our instructor's surname is my favorite surname (keep secrets for the country, don't hold the instructor back). The instructor is from Tianjin. He said that he inherited the tradition of Tianjin people, and he was eloquent and talkative. In the following training, he also fully reflected the essence of his speech.

Every few days in military training, Sun is always surprisingly enthusiastic. It will come out to meet you early in the morning when it should be cool, caress your face, and then it will get hotter and hotter. Share my favorite cloud during military training, which helped us block the sunshine for a moment and became the darling of friends circle with lightning speed. Sure enough, it is high in value and intimate.

? Strict military training time.

1. Military training clothes are not tidied up.

2. If you can't stand well in the military posture, you can't do military training.

Speaking of military training, it is essential to have a soldier's posture. Warm up in a military posture for 20 minutes before training (I feel sorry for standing for half an hour in some schools). This is the seriousness of our instructors, correct them one by one, stand behind you with a trumpet (repeat the recording) and tell you in a low voice, classmates, tighten your legs, tighten your legs. ...

Students, reach into the pants seam, reach into the pants seam. ...

Classmate, close your chin, close your chin. ...

(Repeat horn, instructor's assistant, horn)

Standing in the military posture, we always like to see instructors. What the instructor said most was, "Don't look at me, don't look at me. I said don't look at me, look at me again. Why are you looking at me again?" . Classmate, why do you like looking at me so much? ""I don't want you to see me because I want you to look forward, not around. Hey, classmate, look ahead. "

The more the instructor won't let us see him, the more we want to see him. The more the instructor won't let us look around, the more we want to look around, one bird at a time and one butterfly at a time. Then the instructor's words and our exercises repeat the cycle.

There is also that we girls really like to laugh, and then we can't stop laughing and spread it everywhere. Then the instructor laughed together, and then everyone laughed together. (repeat loop, hhhhhhh)

The most difficult problem to overcome when walking forward is the kicking height and walking speed. Regarding the kick height, the most important thing is to fix the leg (see Figure 3 for details). If the military posture is stretching the whole body, then the fixed leg is naturally stretching the leg. Keep one leg upright, keep your upper body upright, and lift the other leg to stretch your toes.

"Hey, ok, the first row is good."

"The second row, the feet are not at the same height, I will go and see the third row."

"Well, not bad. Keep it up. Let's write down which row is doing well first. "

"The fourth row is good, (whistling) put it down."

"xx students in the second row, feet up, ah, right, higher, right, right, higher, um, higher."

Then everyone's leg lifts are a little long and wobbly. Then help each other and laugh.

"Ah, just you, just you move, still move, shout a report? Look at your feet and lift them. "

The instructor is very strict with us, but the instructor in 1997 is three or four years older than us. In the end, there was no generation gap, and we got along well. Imagine saying these words with a proud accent. I think the instructor has always lived in our hearts and never left.

Everyone's destination is different, but a row must be aligned. There are sufficient conditions for taking a positive step.

First, the hat kisses the earth. There are always a few students, serious, serious, walking in the determinant, and suddenly a breeze flies away. There's nothing funny to say now. It was laughter. Let's laugh together.

The second is that a row goes too fast. At that time, the instructor said, "Hey, classmate, take off quickly" (it seems that the instructor is also a lovely child)

Third, turn straight. That is to say, there are always one or two students who bring us different joys during military training. Some students sometimes laugh to death from beginning to end. I didn't mean to laugh when I turned straight. I think it's really funny.

Calling for military training is an enduring topic.

"Classmate, what are you doing? Did you do it by hand? Did you call to report? "

"Classmate, you moved again. Did you call someone to report the case? "

"Hey, classmate, I saw you move. Did you call someone to report the case? "

"Hey, yeah, yeah, just you, oh, tickle, did you call to report?"

"Report", "Hold the hat" and "Ok, this classmate reported it well, hold it"

Turn around, fix your legs, step forward, step forward ... anyone who makes a mistake will ask for a report. Do you still remember the lovely friends from other schools?

? The instructor in the fourth row, the little black instructor (who can't reveal his real name and defend state secrets), and our instructor are good brothers. He is a boy, so he often comes to our women's volleyball team to teach us to sing military songs. He affectionately called us little instructors? I won't tell you.

? Once I passed by our platoon and kicked our instructor and kicked my ass. Boys' brotherhood is always expressed in different ways. I hope they will play for a long time.

The instructor said that he chased his girlfriend for half a year, but now he can't be together often because he joined the army, but I can feel that his eyes are full of spoil and warmth when he talks about his girlfriend.

He said he used to be a little bad, and he knew what bad was like. Let's women volleyball girls be careful when looking for boyfriends. Want us to love ourselves.

We have a special team, Sick Company. Speaking of it, girls are still very delicate. For example, during military training, you feel unwell, have loose bowels, get blisters on your feet, and have a rest. So I also experienced a small life of a sick man and a fat house, reading books, using mobile phones, gossiping ... a group of sick people, which was very interesting.

It is also the first time to really know the serious result of acclimatization.

There is also the disease of ultraviolet allergy. I have to say, I have learned a lot.

Two weeks of military training time is fleeting. Dear instructors, friends who train together, thank you for meeting in this life, and thank you for your fourteen days.