What can northerners scare southerners?

The year before last, I took my daughter to travel to the Northeast. The difference between the south and the north is very big, which left a deep impression on me.

I'm from Guangdong, a standard southerner. What can northerners scare me?

The following contents:

1, climate difference

We went to the northeast in mid-June at 5438+065438+ 10. It was autumn in Guangzhou at that time, so just wear a thin shirt. However, when I got off the plane in Harbin, it was MINUS 10 degrees, and I was busy dressing myself at the airport. I wore glasses for many years because of myopia. If I wear a mask, I will breathe into my glasses, which will make them foggy and I can't see clearly, so I can't wear a mask. The tragic ending of not wearing a mask is that I feel my face is going to freeze and my nose is going to freeze.

When my daughter first saw snow in the northeast, she was very excited and could play with it for half a day. When we went to Changbai Mountain, there was a bottle of mineral water outside our backpack. When we went up the mountain, the water was still water. When we went down the mountain, the water had turned into a bottle of ice. My daughter was so happy when she found it. It was amazing. Northeast is a big refrigerator.

However, there is heating in the north in winter, and the room is particularly warm. I feel that I spend every day in the northeast.

My daughter likes the northeast very much, and she still remembers it vividly. Once, she often said to herself, I am from the northeast, I am from the northeast.

2. Eating habits

There are still considerable differences in eating habits between the north and the south. The north likes pasta, while the south takes rice as its staple food. It is common to eat raw onions and garlic in the north. In the south, only onions and garlic are used as seasoning for cooking, and they must be cooked. I ate tofu brain in Guangzhou. We call it tofu flower. You can add sugar and yellow sugar water. It's all sweet anyway. Tofu brain in the north is salty and can be added with pepper, which is so special. In the north, people drink from big bowls, while in the south, they drink from small cups. The food in the north is heavier, while the food in the south is less. How many cages do northerners want to eat when they come to Guangzhou for tea?

3. Living habits

In the north, I felt dark very early, and then I didn't have a rest. Let's wash and sleep.

In the south, nightlife is rich, it's getting dark, and a beautiful day has just begun.

In the north, it is said that aunts can cook cabbage, and the weight of vegetables is calculated by tons. Is it true?/You don't say.

In the south, you buy cabbage alone. Sometimes you think a cabbage is too big, so you should eat one alone.

In the north, I heard that there are public bathhouses, no single rooms, no partitions and no curtains. Well, I'm a little scared.

In the south, I have never heard of or seen a bathhouse.

…… ..

Anyway, no matter the north or the south, no matter how big the difference is, we are all China people with yellow skin and black hair, long live the motherland.

Northeast women, women scare southerners, and northeast women are famous for their generous personality, drinking, fighting, swearing, and telling the truth!

There are several strange things in the northeast, one of which is that girls are worse than boys! When I say bad, I don't mean bad quality, but aggressive and generous.

Once I went to the south on business. While eating in a small restaurant, I happened to meet a girl from Northeast China. She said that her wallet was stolen and she had no money to buy rice. She wants me to give her some food.

I looked at the girl, about 1 m 65, with a good figure and neat clothes, much like a person who lost her wallet.

There are not many people in the restaurant, only a few customers, and some southerners drink a little too much. As soon as these southerners heard this, they began to tease the girl with words, and another person came up to pull the girl, meaning to eat at their table.

The girl refused, so I gave her 100 yuan to eat out. I'm also worried that the girl will be bullied by these southerners in the future. The girl took the money and turned to go out.

At this time, these southern locals who drink are not satisfied with me. Two of them came up and said they had something to do with you, making trouble here, and they were going to hit me at some point.

I'm about to teach these drunks a lesson. At this time, the girl kicked over a person as soon as she lifted her foot, and then dragged me away. I'm surprised. She is so powerful.

As soon as we got out of the hotel, the southerners chased us out. Unexpectedly, the girl was fearless, pointing east and west and beating the ground for those people.

I quickly called the police, and soon the police came. So these are thieves who stole the girl's wallet. They ganged up and stole several wallets this morning.

This is the northeast girl I met, which surprised the thief!

There is another thing in the northeast, that is, the ashtray used by women in the northeast, that is, the ashtray used by Ji Xiaolan.

Once I went to the northeast to see ice sculptures, my friends just couldn't entertain me, so I invited two sisters to be my tour guides. One of the older women is holding a pot with a big bag under her eyes, which makes me feel very uncomfortable.

When we were playing, we saw someone in front. When we passed by, we took a look and saw several big men from the northeast, with gold chains, bullying a couple from the south.

The man in the south was a little scared when he saw so many young people. He has been taking money from his bag and wants to solve this matter as soon as possible. The northeast man insisted, and I said a few words in the past. I said that southerners were guests, and people apologized and were willing to pay compensation. I think it's ok.

Before I finished, I saw a big man grab my collar and say, you count onions, what are you doing here! It's too early to say, it's too late. I saw the girl with a pipe with me, kicking the big fellow to the ground, pointing to the boy with a pipe and saying, you have a big burden, and no one dares to bully you!

One of them knew this woman and said, "Hood sister! Let's go.

In this way, all these men ran away. Southern couples are very grateful to Sister Yanhu. They picked up the Yanhu and looked at it for a long time. They said humorously: You are worse than Ji Xiaolan!

Another time, I met a young man who kidnapped a girl. Because the girl in love didn't agree, the young man put the knife rest on the girl's neck. The young man was sweating profusely and stammered, you go away and I'll die with her! There were many people around, and some policemen arrived. The police set up a cordon.

Just when everyone was nervous, a girl came up with a mouthful of Northeast dialect. Brother, don't panic. I will give you a bottle of mineral water. The young man reached out and picked it up. The girl pulled it and kicked the boy over with one foot.

It turns out that this girl is a northeast girl of the public security special police team.

I think northerners can really scare southerners. Why? Because when you first meet northerners, you can't understand why. Where did you come from when you came up? You speak impulsively. When you meet a southerner, you don't say anything. When you meet a northerner, you give him a reply about how you are doing. It's very interesting when you meet northern Renye Fang. At first, they ate well. They just drank half the wine. How should I fight? How many girls have I been with? How can I be dumped by others? How can I be hacked? My brother here refused to accept it and didn't handle a word. So the two men reached the bottle mouth, dragged on for a long time, and they could continue to drink. This made both sides stop bragging and be polite. They went to the police station and woke up at the police station, but they didn't think so much at that time. Northerners are relatively humorous and straightforward. Most northerners still deserve to make friends, mainly because Sanbanfu scared you enough at first, thinking that this guy was so powerful. In fact, he really has no skills. Those who are truly capable must be southerners. They are smart, intelligent and capable, especially Sichuanese. The Shaanxi-Gansu-Ningxia region really started to fight badly. The number of troops in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression and Sichuan supports a quarter of the national army, that is, one in four soldiers is from Sichuan. Sometimes when we watch TV, most people who wear sandals talk about the Sichuan Army, which is quite famous and has paid too much for the establishment of China. Therefore, trivial nonsense and boasting drive northerners fierce, and major events drive southerners fierce. At present, most of the rich people in China also belong to the southern region, along the Yangtze River and Yellow River basins. Generally speaking, it is more than enough for northerners to scare southerners with three axes. Southerners can play with you for half an hour, so leave you alone or.

The north can scare southerners. ...

I guess it's from the north.

We stayed together for three nights ... food stalls. Sitting next to him are a few bosses with bald heads and gold chains. .

My southern roommate accidentally fell down when he went to the toilet ... I just watched him run two steps forward and rushed to one of the big brothers. ...

He hugged his eldest brother from behind and spilled beer on him. One hand on his big bald head. ...

The atmosphere at the barbecue stall is very tense.

No one spoke, and the scene was very strange. ...

At this time, the eldest brother spoke.

"how! ? "

I think he's going to pee ... go on, man.

"hand! Hands! Hands! Feel it. You still want to bring me patina! "

My classmate quickly apologized ... for a meal. ...

"Nothing tm, elder brother do good every day. As far as you are concerned, you should pay attention in the future. This is me. Without me, it is mandatory to specify the card. "

_(:з」∠)_

Don't talk about him. As a northern Renye Fang, I'm afraid.

Hairiness: describes people who are rude, sloppy and careless.

What happened? What are you doing? ?

Patina: Wan Wen bracelets will have patina for a long time.

Impetuousness: a kind of debuff, indicating that people are in a state of confusion.

Card: refers to being forced by an external force or an obstacle, the body is in a floating state for a short time, and after one second, it is grounded with a high probability (thank you for reminding me, I never thought that the card is a Northeastern dialect ... my pot).

As a southern girl, 16 years old, I dropped out of school and went north with my parents. I stopped in Zhengzhou first, then went to Shijiazhuang, Gaoyi County, Hebei Province, and then The Journey to the West went to Beijing and Xianghe, where he worked for four months and returned to school. I saw the scenery in North China all the way, and I also enjoyed the local customs in the north.

What can northerners scare southerners? I want to talk about my own absurd experience first.

The first northerner I know is from Zhoukou, Henan, and I met him through QQ online chat. That is, I am fifteen or sixteen years old, rebellious and sensitive. I always feel that no one understands me. When I meet a friend who is chatting and caring about himself, even in the virtual world, I will take out all my thoughts (it's silly to think about it now). I wanted to study art and fashion design at that time. In junior high school, my parents promised to let me study, but for various reasons, I failed to keep my promise (now I understand that parents always think of their children, but their dreams when they were young are also fanatical and paranoid).

At this time, he seemed to understand my situation very well, saying that he opened a clothing store and asked me to go to Zhengzhou. He took me to Zhoukou and sent me to the Institute of Fashion to support my dream. When I realize my dream, I will repay him. I also sent the address and photos of the shop. I don't want to recall the details. As an adult now, I think it was really stupid at that time! Because I really packed my things and ran away from home for this promise, leaving a letter to my parents and unfinished studies. Later, my parents found me at Chongqing Railway Station who was going to Zhengzhou by train alone. Of course, they knew that what I met was a scam, and told me many examples of girls being cheated and trafficked, and they hated my obsession and beliefs at that time.

Helpless parents chose to accompany me to Zhengzhou.