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On the object of marriage _ classic quotations
About the object, talk about the classic 1) personals: I don't like make-up, make-up to save money, don't like shopping, don't like snacks, don't like cars, don't want to save money in cars, and the kind that usually loves to save money is the best.
2) people are not bad, except for being handsome and having no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.
3) There is a good girl next door, 28 years old, with pink peach and waist and cherry mouth and eyebrows. Everyone praises her beauty and kindness, and the seeds of love are looking for a good marriage. If you are interested, please reply to 1 for advice.
4) Marriage: Lonely, eager to find a solitary primitive female animal. My price is a place in the grassland of Inner Mongolia. I can handle it myself occasionally. Recently, the weather is abnormal, and my mind is afraid, and I need your concern urgently. From Garnett the Wolf King.
5) Married. I am young, 18 years old. My figure is better than that of Yang Guifei. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write. I really want to find Mr. Ruyilang.
A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, with at least that long hair. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he wants to find a registered woman who looks like Liang Yongqi and is over 70 meters tall as his wife (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.
7) A 35-year-old male patient was infertile due to kidney disease and severe prostate disease. Please note that he is just infertile. Unmarried, urban suburban hukou, average unit income, good height and appearance. Find an unmarried female patient who looks good but is also infertile (barren woman can also) to live a hard life.
8) Although the eyes are a little flowery, there is no scar on the smooth face; Although the night sky is so dark, I don't feel inferior at all. Who made me naturally like fantasy? Finding a boyfriend is my ideal.
9) Actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loves the party, loves his job and is dedicated. He has appeared in several films, such as One Pig's, Another Pig's and The Last Pig's. He has devoted half his life to the cause of our country, so the economy is very poor. I want to find a woman (preferably an actress) who has the same experience as me to spend the sunny days together.
10) female, height 1 m, single-minded, short-married, childless, young, looks only 50 years old, gentle and considerate, hardworking and simple, good at cooking, so far no one has been killed by medicine. If you are a kind and considerate man with a stomach that can stand the test, please write!
About the object, talk about the hot text 1) Marriage: I 153 am tall and ugly. I have one or two houses at home, and a lamp for household appliances. Although the conditions are average, love can cover all the days. If you are interested, you need to meet at your own expense. If it is purely for fun, please stand aside consciously and don't bypass my meditation dream, or you will be at a loss.
2) He is handsome and looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he wants to find a Hong Kong woman who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Liang Yongqi as his partner (of course, the original version is the best). First come, first served, now or never.
3) I am male, handsome, looks like a star, has hair like Guo Da, eyes like Peisi Chen, is tall like Pan Changjiang, has a figure like Degang Guo, and speaks as clearly as Jay Chou. I want to find a beautiful woman as my partner. If you are interested, please contact me immediately, first come, first served, and then I will be someone else's.
4) Someone needs to buy a girlfriend urgently. The requirements are: 80% new, too painful to spend money, just practical; Factory date: between 1975- 1985; Quality: all parts are complete, the chip is not damaged, and it is still under warranty; Vehicle type: safety, environmental protection and money saving; Length: 5-65 (meters); Weight: 45-55 (kg); Appearance: the big difference is not bad; ISO9003 certification is required. Please contact 1234567 as soon as possible if this condition is met! Thank you for your cooperation!
5) 1978 made in China, length 170cm, net weight 6 1kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. Should? Product? Complete procedures, unlimited return. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to develop the second generation language chat software. Interested parties please contact us!
6) Male, 1989 (true age is never concealed), with no marriage history, now living in Beijing. I am cheerful and sincere, and have no bad hobbies (smoking, occasionally having a drink with friends, but at most 5 bottles of beer; ), good health, normal function of all parts. There are two sets of tile houses at home, and there is no car. Career needs development.
7) True virgin, 29 years old, 56 meters tall, university, doctor, virtuous, handsome and diligent. Find a partner who is under 38 years old, about 70 meters tall, with bachelor degree or above, good health, successful career, strong sense of responsibility and the ability to move. It's true. Look at it before you buy it.
8) Name: simpleton, gender: male, age: last year 18, occupation: security guard, general manager of Beijing Hotel, annual income: negative tens of thousands (always fined), dream goal: having a house, a car and money, preferably a woman.
9) Being in good health, able to bear hardships and work overtime, the winner of the labor medal, and seeking positions in state-owned enterprises, collective enterprises and private enterprises is out of the question.
10) Enlightenment from marriage: I am handsome, Wu Dalang's height, South African skin color, garlic-like nose, authentic pig demon face, deep pockets, all bottles and cans, occupation: collecting bottles and cans.
Tell me about the latest article about the object: 1) Single male, brewed in 1983, about between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, definitely not as heavy as Fu Biao. After campus melting and military forging, the first occupation is legal, the second occupation is legal, and the third occupation is confidential. He wants to find an ordinary beauty of 20 to 23 years old and enjoy the two-person world.
2) I look like Pan An. I am strong, broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, a little salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I will do anything as long as I am satisfied.
3) I am a super networm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, hit me, kick me, hit me, even cook me, fry, stew, braise in soy sauce, steam, dry and cook me? I have no complaints, but the premise is that this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous and temperamental beauty in the world.
A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he wants to find a wife who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Liang Yongqi (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.
5) I'm 28 years old, and I'm from Pan An, Andy Lau. Wearing brand-name clothes and stepping on crocodile skin. The little girl in that family has a crush on me and is sure to count money. Naked marriage is very popular, but there is no building.
6) No education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, carefree, just want to have a home!
7) 1986 is made in China, with a length of 176cm and a net weight of 63kg. It adopts artificial intelligence system, with complete parts and stable operation. After 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product with complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Looking for like-minded people (women only) to jointly develop the second generation products due to development needs?
8) Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and my mother-in-law has to run, so you have to be filial for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you have to pay in one lump sum, but you can't do everything, and the phone can't get there!
9) Gentle, kind, generous, able to get out of the hall, into the kitchen, filial piety, without RMB is simply a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in.
10) I live in Chengtou garbage station and eat 10,000 meals a day. You can buy popsicles if you reach out. It's cool and your love life is very distressing. Nobody hugs you when you come to sleep at night. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.
1 1) The poor are ugly, 1.49 meters; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.
12) handsome and have a car, this is chess; It is the bank that has money and housing; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; Handsome, with a car, money, a house, obligations and a sense of justice, Altman plays chess outside the bank. If you like Altman, don't come. Please contact me if you like reliable.
13) The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face, slim figure and tinkling voice. She was moved at an early age, and the little girl MengMeng fell in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a small figure and a good shape. Wedding language: small couples hold hands in the living room, and small couples get married and travel far.
14) Marriage SMS: I am free and single. I'm over 30 years old and I'm alone now. Whoever lends me one will change it to a big one and a small one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me).
15) Ding Ding Ding, Ding Ding, the enlightenment of marriage began. No money, no land, no imagination Find a little wife today, neither tall nor beautiful. As long as you live with me, you will have everything.
16) local registered permanent residence. I worked in a steel factory site before and transferred the ownership of some steel products. Good at night shift, can drive three rounds, seek community service, housekeeping and other positions.
17) My family is poor and ugly, with a height of 1.49 meters. I have a rural hukou, mainly feeding dogs and herding cattle part-time. Now I am looking for a spouse. The requirements are as follows: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, and pigs don't run!
18) male, 38 years old, 69 meters old, unmarried, a key undergraduate (only a few points short), with brilliant achievements (he was a monitor in primary school), and now he works in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with generous treatment (not being late and leaving 800 yuan early), having a house (many people have real estate licenses) and a car (non-motor vehicles).
19) The house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit does not exceed 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every minute counts.
20) Male, 28 years old, 75 meters old, in junior high school, unmarried, used to be an expert in farming, but now he is a professional peach farmer, and his monthly income definitely exceeds that of 500 yuan. He has three rounds of manpower, four tile houses and several cans of pickles. Looking for decent unmarried women under the age of 30 as partners, I believe * * * * * *, welcome to visit.
2 1) Male, unmarried, key undergraduate (only a few points away), with brilliant achievements (I was a monitor in primary school), now working in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with a good salary (not being late and leaving 800 yuan early), with a house (many people have real estate licenses), a car (non-motor vehicles) and a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), looking for 25 years old.
22) You can't be too ugly to scare cattle, you can't be too scared to listen to you, you can't scare away mosquitoes and flies loudly, and the requirements are really not high, that's all. Ask for a marriage partner and love for a long time.
23) The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.
24) If you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two in the first issue. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is full of affection, and the red light shines. Finally, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line.
25) If you are a pure girl with traditional moral values and a sense of family responsibility, if you are young and beautiful, full of temperament, if you have a bachelor degree or above, and if your savings exceed 300,000 yuan, please consider the following spouse candidates: male, 33 years old, unmarried, 63 meters tall, rural registered permanent residence, primary school education, farming at home, with rich income, meat for every meal, broad-minded, honest and calm, and caring.
26) Marriage: in his thirties, he has nothing and empty hands. I thought about it twice and looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it. I was instigated to try the internet. Secular desires, you and I both have. When the Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come to the net, and it is seamless.
27) Boys are good-looking, docile, have no bad habits, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, have enough food and clothing in 200 yuan, have a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.
28) I don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian. I don't like walking by car. I don't like fancy and simplicity. I don't like reading. I can do my job well. My consumption is low. I can earn a lot of money. I don't like money. With such a wife, life is happy without regrets.
29) I'm beautiful, and I'm ashamed of flowers when I'm closed. I want to find a charming, handsome, knowledgeable, well-proportioned, humorous and promising young man to marry, if you are the one.
30) I always carry four cards in my pocket, ID card, low-income card, bus card and work card. I have always had four kinds of dreams in my heart. My house is very big, my wife is as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, my family is very happy, and I have twins, what's more, I am still a four-year-old girl. My low-key peace can make you happy and warm. Where is the object? It's time to accept my fate.
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