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The cutest and funniest sentence in the circle of friends in 2020, with playful personality.

1. Can round face blame me? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

2. I had a nightmare, dreaming that I was down and out, only to find out when I woke up, hehe, finding out is not a dream.

Teacher, you only know how to threaten me by informing my parents. You are such a hero!

The sunshine is warm, and it is also a kind of happiness to feel distressed.

The most romantic thing is that the left hand holds your hand and the right hand says love.

6. If you are glib, I will treat you with detergent.

7. If you ignore me online, I will send you to euthanasia.

8. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

9. I will do this lovely thing alone, so I won't bother you.

10. Everyone loves beauty. You don't love me, you're not human.

1 1. All beings suffer, and you are sweet for sweetness.

12. You are so cute. Can I have a taste?

13. Pretending to be weak and cute doesn't get any pity. So there is no need to install.

14. Girls are the cutest creatures in the world. Do not accept any refutation.

15. Being with a lively and lovely girl is called falling in love.

16. Is it cold? When it's cold, get into my bed and we'll be cold together.

17. A meteor that has no time to make a wish is just in vain in beauty.

18. You are as confusing as a bright neon light.

19. We can't cover up all the tragedies in the future now.

20. good night It's beautiful. That corner belongs to me.

2 1. Try to be a lovely and reliable person.

22. How dare you lie. How dare I not believe it?

23. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

24. Who can have as strong feelings for me as for RMB?

25. Because she is a woman, there is another reason not to cry.

26. Let me go in bed. I am a person with homework.

28. When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I always felt that someone was following me, so I developed the habit of turning around after a few steps. Ten years later, I became a tango teacher.

29. Some people say that I am ugly. I'm sad and feel sorry for her. I went blind at a young age.

30. Will I be my brother's favorite fish in the fish pond?

3 1. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.